?Cydney 'Lucia' Bass |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
159 |
2024-09-28 |
description:
"A spoiled rich girl living on the edge. Treat Cyd right or she'll throw a tantrum in your face."
~ Road Rash
"My father taught me all i'll ever need to know: Take all you can, give nothing in return, and save enough money to cover expenses."
~ Cydney Bass
domain:
CydneyBass
site text:
// // Cyd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZ08Li7F7A
|
?You all crazy? |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.63) |
813 |
2024-05-04 |
description:
Is that crazy enough for ya? Want me to take a shit on the floor?
domain:
youdonothaveahotelonboardwalk
keywords:
a.i.,artificial intelligence
fg image origin:
But I tried, didn't I? At least I did that.
sound origin:
ko;'lCFSVZDpio9[afw[iopjafweil;jafwSE
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?Alfred "Thot Rock" Cortot |
PaulChandlerChandler |
(1.00) |
198 |
2022-09-13 |
description:
"It's not just about making a beautiful sound and expressive phrasing, you need also to create a sense of dreaming. The truth is, you need to dream this piece, rather than play it. Will you allow me to take your place?" - Alfred Cortot, master class on Schumann, 1953
domain:
thotrock
fg image origin:
https://youtu.be/rNUNNNNj_Qw
sound origin:
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/smoke-weed-everyday/
|
?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,153 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
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moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
|
?Muslim Marriage Bureau |
Zariyaa |
(2.00) |
578 |
2021-12-09 |
description:
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site text:
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muslim matrimony,Muslim marriage bureau,muslim matrimony hyderabad,muslim marriage bureau hyderbad,muslim bride,muslim groom,muslim sites
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sound origin:
What You Can Do With Us? Service Offered;
Genuine profile search on;
· Hyderabad Muslim Bride.
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|
?OH GOD OH GOD |
JohnnyLuchador |
(3.83) |
665 |
2020-04-01 |
description:
to all us guys who were here when the site started, and had kids and now we're stuck at home with kids under isolation rules
domain:
ohgodohgodhelp
site text:
DONT PANIC // //
keywords:
kids,,freak out,corona,help computer
fg image origin:
BASKET CASE 2
sound origin:
TAKE ON ME
|
?Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promi... |
Spano |
(3.40) |
1,912 |
2018-05-09 |
description:
(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump
By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN
Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018
Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen
Current Time 0:16
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Duration Time 1:49
Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It...
WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images)
Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target
Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York.
FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office
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Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York.
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Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation
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Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term
michael avenatti 04262018
Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself
Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me
Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig)
Michael Cohen under criminal investigation
domain:
aggress
fg image origin:
news
sound origin:
news
|
?THIS IS MY JAM, LUIGI |
Bonglorio |
(3.67) |
914 |
2018-02-14 |
description:
THAT'S MY YOSHI
domain:
superdancebros
keywords:
mario,nintendo,dance,dumb,meme
fg image origin:
gif from google
sound origin:
A-Ha Take On Me
|
?Ex-intelligence chiefs: President Trump is being �... |
Kapowski |
(3.00) |
960 |
2017-11-12 |
description:
WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.
domain:
playedby
keywords:
Doanld Trump,Russia,Vladimir Putin
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Donald Trump
sound origin:
Russia
|
?All About Your Base Remix |
XMajor7 |
(3.67) |
1,240 |
2017-08-04 |
description:
[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning...
What happen?
Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal.
What?
Main screen turn on...
Because you know I'm all about your base,
'Bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa
Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb
But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase
All the right bomb in the wave of destruction
I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
Someone set us up the bomb
If you got move Zig just raise 'em up
'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, you have no chance to survive make your time
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along
What you say?
Because you know I'm all about your base,
'Bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base
I'm bringin' destruction back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat,
But I'm here to tell ya
You have no chance to survive make your time
Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction
She says, move Zig move Zig
You know what you doing take off every Zig
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
What you say?
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along
It's you!
How are you gentlemen?
Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA!
Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
Because you know I'm all about that base,
'Bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
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Because you know I'm all about that base,
'Bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
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I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
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domain:
aaybr
keywords:
meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb
fg image origin:
nonsense
bg image origin:
easychair + edit
sound origin:
dat base
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?it's an inside joke |
osyu |
(5.00) |
1,015 |
2017-04-30 |
description:
meme
domain:
iwanttodieinaholeinthemiddleofthesaharadesert
site text:
what is my life // wake me up inside // arnav made me do this cancer
fg image origin:
scunt from tf2
bg image origin:
papa donald
sound origin:
MINE DIAMONDS | miNECRAFT PARODY OF TAKE ON ME
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?Takonmeh |
tls321 |
(5.00) |
1,285 |
2016-11-27 |
description:
Ereybodeh liks tak on meah, rit?
domain:
takonmeh
site text:
Take on // me in // my dreams
keywords:
Bart,Take,on,me,takeonme,music,low quality
fg image origin:
Giphy
bg image origin:
Giphy
sound origin:
Youtube/MagneticNorth71's channel
|
?Spinning the Slots on EBAY ~Caution! |
ldrancer |
(4.00) |
691 |
2016-11-22 |
description:
~Or ..bidding?
The button is a gambling machine. I told ebay they where artificially inflating their auctions, and their 10% cut fee they take. I didn't bid **$ on the auction, i clicked 34 instead. I never seen that until then.. They told me to prove it. went back recorded it on another
remember when ebay was good. i don't.
domain:
fuckebay
keywords:
ebay sucks,ebay artifical inflation,moving bid button,the moving button
fg image origin:
The slot machine
sound origin:
mr bungle super mario bros
|
?Ichabod Crane |
mysterious-user |
(3.60) |
1,214 |
2016-10-30 |
description:
Binge watching Halloween favorites & this makes me laugh everytime. For most of you Halloween is on Halloween. For some we have what is called beggar's night and all the trick or treating is done the day prior, most people then start taking down Halloween decorations down on actual Halloween which is pretty sad.
domain:
ichabodcrane
keywords:
sleepy hollow,ichabod
fg image origin:
LOL
bg image origin:
LOL
sound origin:
Legend of Sleepy Hollow- Ichabod Crane laughing.
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|
?TAKE ON 8 BIT |
gendark01 |
(4.60) |
2,278 |
2016-09-12 |
description:
TAKE ON 8 BIT
domain:
takeon8bit
keywords:
game boy,take on me,8 bit
fg image origin:
8 bit
bg image origin:
8 bit
sound origin:
take on me 8 bit
|
?This is Pequod |
jivjov |
(5.00) |
1,029 |
2016-09-09 |
description:
Arriving shortly at LZ!
domain:
thisispequod
keywords:
MGSV,,Take On Me,helicoptor,8-bit,chiptune
fg image origin:
Google search for 8-bit helicopter gif
sound origin:
youtube search for Take On Me (chiptune)
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?Degrassi Junior High |
Degrassi |
(4.13) |
2,318 |
2016-08-25 |
description:
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/degrassi/the_degrassi_junior_high_theme_song-lyrics-1201487.html#ixzz4INWPAIO3
Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely,
gee, I gotta go to school.
I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it,
I wonder what I'm gonna do.
But when I look around I see,
that someone is smiling right at me.
Wait! That someone’s talkin' to me. Hey, I got a new friend.
Everybody can succeed, all you need is to believe,
and be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts,
come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.
domain:
degrassijuniorhigh
keywords:
Degrassi Junior High
fg image origin:
Degrassi Junior High
sound origin:
Degrassi Junior High
|
?Japanese VTortuemp 5 |
ldrancer |
(3.50) |
7,790 |
2016-06-24 |
description:
had to make ytmndddddndndnd of this n shit. so vote trump vote 5 trump 5
it's a japanese commercial of trump.
domain:
trumprump
keywords:
trump,vote 5,japanese
fg image origin:
japanese commercial about donald trump
sound origin:
durr its 53 hundreths of a second off cause, mp3's always add something to me everytime i try to use mp3, im using mp3 to save space cause i dont wan tto take forever on this. so it'll go off.
|
?Raine O'Connor for Leadership Team 2017 |
openthedoor |
(5.00) |
941 |
2016-04-30 |
description:
VOTE FOR RAINE FOR KVHS LEADERSHIP TEAM 2017
domain:
raineoconnorforlt2017
fg image origin:
OC
sound origin:
Take Me On - A Ha!
Copyright RHINO Entertainment
|
?Generic Viagra, Online way to handle impotence at ... |
RonaldoRoss |
(1.00) |
399 |
2016-04-20 |
description:
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domain:
RonaldoRoss
keywords:
Generic Viagra,Generic Viagra Online,Buy Generic Viagra Online
fg image origin:
Healthcare
sound origin:
Health products
|
?1 door down |
Ark3r |
(1.00) |
525 |
2016-02-23 |
description:
it was cake at first sight
domain:
cakebois
site text:
CAKEBOiz // fo // LYF
fg image origin:
copyright rick and achal
sound origin:
aha - take on me
|
?Take Me To Your Heaven |
takemetoyourheaven |
(3.00) |
774 |
2016-01-19 |
description:
Hold on to a dream
Take me to your heaven,
When my nights are cold and lonely
Flying high together,
On a journey to the stars,
Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart
domain:
takemetoyourheaven
site text:
Won't you take me // to your heaven // to your heart?
keywords:
take me to your heaven,,eurovision,heaven,sweden,mountain,1989
fg image origin:
Facebook
bg image origin:
Also from Facebook
sound origin:
from the Eurovision
|
?wthaidh |
deebeedoo |
(2.00) |
170 |
2015-10-19 |
description:
idc
domain:
madedgy
site text:
MAD EDGE // //
fg image origin:
me. i made it
logos from google and their respective owners
sound origin:
take on me - a-ha!
|
?A-ha it's Leon! |
h0rs |
(1.00) |
416 |
2015-10-18 |
description:
Leon singing take on me.. or is he?
domain:
takeonleon
keywords:
take on me,leon
fg image origin:
Personal photo
sound origin:
Song
|
?serrano take on me |
tomasmate |
(3.50) |
403 |
2015-05-28 |
description:
serrano ji ji
domain:
serranotakeonme
keywords:
takeonme,serrano,a-ha
fg image origin:
serrano
sound origin:
mi casa
|
?IYA intro: tylersaintcool |
tylersaintcool |
(4.44) |
4,944 |
2015-04-28 |
description:
You want to know how I got these scars? My father...was...a homo...and a queer. And one night, he goes off *gayer* than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So...me watching, he takes the dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so hetero!?" He comes at me with the dildo, "Why so hetero!?" He sticks the dildo in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!"
domain:
iyatsc
keywords:
iya,tylersaintcool,psa guy,the dark knight,the joker
fg image origin:
The Dark Knight + me
sound origin:
The Dark Knight + me
|
?GET READY FOR A SHOCK |
Wesyeed |
(1.00) |
678 |
2014-11-15 |
description:
Seems like there actually will be a static shock tv show on the horizon, so I guess the big dogs at WB are watching what I'm doing and taking notes? Lord knows, I'd star as static if they wanted me too that's for sure...
domain:
STATICSHOCKTIME
keywords:
static, shock,me,being,awesome
fg image origin:
suck
bg image origin:
my butthole
sound origin:
my dick
|
?Take on Harry and the Hendersons |
Ebb1993 |
(2.50) |
1,127 |
2014-06-25 |
description:
The end credits of Harry and the Hendersons with the animated drawings made me think of A-ha's Take on Me. Can anyone find me animated GIFs of those drawings?
domain:
ahaandthehendersons
keywords:
Harry and the Hendersons,Take on Me,A-ha
fg image origin:
Harry and the Hendersons ending
sound origin:
A-Ha Take on Me
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
937 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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?moon man sings - aha ha |
ldrancer |
(3.30) |
653 |
2013-08-13 |
description:
he started singing then he turned into a sketch
domain:
moonmanahaha
keywords:
moon man doing shit is awesome,take on me,ah ha ,aha ha
fg image origin:
moon man
sound origin:
is awesome
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