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The Room Tommy Wiseau chirps

wiseaucheep

// Cheep cheep cheep cheep // cheeeeeeep

in the ninteenth month of the 18th day of bermingham sunshime, a dreadle lost my heouse ke y and i fell so far out. nd dinner time was counting on my mind to waffle around the living room like a nsiffing pootch and jamboreee in my pudding shoes. i can only excavate my lighting post doing 40 in the moonlight. Depositorilingly, I cunundruvate my exsouslodge boligrioiaphical induciflism. In dupostiscorultational outcry, a man stood lost among the flames, of extostufurroism, bannigrioflaguloism, and definite, definite, humgoflialfagularism.

youdunderhead

did you get that memo,,office space reference

I think this is [i]from[/i] something.

What is this[i] from[/i]?

Walk away.

thewarrrrrrrroom

self

self

YouTube

Short Round walks into the wrong room and sees saying he will never be able to get out of his mind.

srdaf

VOTE 5

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Some Fetish Video

The Velvet Underground-Venus in Furs

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

LOL!,VOTE 5

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Same

It's been a long time coming, but it will happen. They will make a Han Solo prequel and they Need a Lando for it. I will honestly play him for Kasdan for free. I've dreamed of it all my long years as a prequel fanboy. Will it happen? Lord knows, I pray to God that Disney comes a knocking, but if they don't I'll do my BEST to get my ass into the audition room. I swear to GOD in Heaven...

IamLando

I,Am,Lando,Calrissian

I

Am

Lando

LOL!

saintbernard

VOTE 5

A man who is very mad about this state of affairs and expresses said anger by throwing a chair across the room

A dog nearly suffocating a kitten

A song that creates a jarring dissonance with the action of this site

Maybe you CAN overdose on the daily dose...

ohhimark

hotline miami 2,the room,daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJW1EiuxRWU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJW1EiuxRWU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJW1EiuxRWU

OH GOD, IT'S ON HER FACE!! SOMEBODY SMASH IT!!

Ebolaisgonnagetyou

Ebola,Metallica

Two Weeks

God's twisted plan

The Lovely Room of Death

Don't feed the techs any more sugar.

nomoresugar

Don't bring the tech room // any more // cake!!!!

A Series of Tubes

A Series of Tubes

A Series of Tubes

What lies behind the closet door?

closetednightmare

What lies behind closed doors... // //

closet,closed,close,door,death,climbing,up,wall,radiohead,tv,television,aphex,twin

Picture taken of the closet in my room

Climbing up the walls by Radiohead

Look!!!!

lirr

Kiss,Ace Frehley

From Outta Space

From the Ladies Room

From God since he gave us rock n' roll.

I'm really sorry I had to revive this fad, but after seeing that terrible YTMND, I was overcome with so much rage at it's utter lack of meaning that I just had to tear into it. There is something about that YTMND that in my opinion just sucks the life out of the room.

karriemanners

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

Yer friendly neighborhood wallcrawler addresses evil's roots, but evil is a rhizome.

TPAUIM

// TPAUIM //

spider-man,spiderman,amazing friends,tpauim,true believer,excelsior,stan the man,hembeck

Spider-man and his Amazing Friends

(sliding the statue to flip the room)

lol

iloveyoudarling

Nothing out of the ordinary here. Sun Man, Moon Man, Audrina, and Charles Moonington have a talk about their usual shit.

George-W-Johnson

Sun man,moon man,the room,tommy wiseau

Moon Man a Moon a n

George W Johnson

MMAA 8/31/13

from the Wiki: Caul, his colleague Stan (John Cazale) and some freelance associates have taken on the task of bugging the conversation of a couple (Cindy Williams and Frederic Forrest) as they walk through crowded Union Square in San Francisco, surrounded by a cacophony of background noise. Amid the small-talk, the couple discuss fears that they are being watched, and mention a discreet meeting at a hotel room in a few days. The challenging task of recording this conversation is accomplished by multiple surveillance operatives located in different positions around the square. After Caul has worked his magic on merging and filtering different tapes, he produces a sound recording in which the words themselves become crystal clear, but their actual meaning remains ambiguous.

stupidconversation

the conversation,coppola,hackman,nixon residue

the conversation, 1974

danger doom [ll nsa ed.]

Rob Ford is in the YTMND server romes and he's hotboxing the servers with his crack pipe. We should inpeach him. Also he insults the wii U (more like we poo am i rite)

robfjord

RIB // FOURD //

rob ford

Rob Ford video (WHICH COST ME 599 US DOLLARS) profing he smokes weed i mean crake

^same

Smae

Moon Man has some bathroom issues. Soundtrack- Genesis- The Waiting Room, live in Edinburgh 4/22/75

KKKonstipated

moon man,shit

Moon Man's wild ride

Boor-goor boiii

MMAA

YTMND domain bought by DarthWang for his plans of a great coalition.

redundant-array-of-independent-dicks

ytmnd,max,server,IT,raid

Cool Runnings

Get Get Down + Cool Runnings

RIP SEPTEMBER 11 2001-MAY 1 2013

ADAMANTIUMRAGE

WOLVERINE,YTMND,IS,GOING,TO,DIE

EVIL satan

PIANO

Wiseau is dumbfounded.

siriordersapizza

the room + skynet

wheelchair machine

The coked up werewolf is at it again.

cokedupwerewolf

coked up werewolf,conan o'brien,scarface,coke,werewolf

Late Night with Conan O'Brien 10th Anniversary Special

wolf man

rush rush debbie harry

Look who's in the surveillance room at Macy's.

Grimacehobby

grimace,McDonald's,dirty secret,perv,cartoon characters

This image is from Conan O'Brein's New Stamp segment.

The song clip is from Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing"

cat and dog love

hardcorecatdog

fuck yeah // //

sexy, beautiful,animals,dog,cat,fuck,oh,yeah

fuck yeah a dog fucking a cat

who was in my room last night by the butthole surfers, i don't own this

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

OH YEAH MISTER CRABBE // //

Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND

Foreground Origin

Sound Origin

:)

dontsleep

look,behind,you

tonight she watches you.

from across the room.

Highmark is a not-for-profit health insurance company based in Pittsburgh, PA. Every time I hear the name, I think of this scene from "The Room"

highmark

wewgas

Highmark BCBS

Oh, Highmark

i never hit you

youarelying

the room,lisa,johnny,tearing,me,apart,tommy wiseau

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bestTTTTT

men in black best the weill smith blacks 1997

will smith from men in black wants to know why he is in a room.another black guy has the answer .

THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST

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