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This was meant to be a test if site creation had gone down for good. Nevertheless, I know the site does not have long. I thank all of you at YTMND for over a decade of humor. May your services and the laughs you provided when I was a grade schooler who went on sites and played games they probably shouldn't have as a child live on forever, even the dumbass sites I made in my early teens and heavily regret making. Thanks for making the internet a little bit worse.

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// si monumentum requires // circumspice

rest in peace

Promo art for trapped in dev hell game Strelka Stories

Linkin Park - One More Light

I don't care who you are on here, this place is dead and max should have pulled the plug.

maxnukeit

Dead,Website,Max,Nuke,It

ArchiveTeam

FAIL

Everyone = The 4 people who still come here

crucialytmndquestion

HAY... // WHAT'S GOIN' ON // ???

hay

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So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

elephant-is-down

READ // DESC //

YTMND,WinRar,Winner,WIN,Elephant Feces,elephant feces,Elephant feces,Raw Eggs,raw eggs,Raw eggs

ytmnd chat

yes yes

This is 2004 baby.

maxresponse

no // //

max,ytmnd,discord,kids,banned,sean connery

the definition of life itself

CeeLo Green - FUCK YOU

WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.

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news

news

How's this for creepy?! A man was arrested and tasered after he allegedly broke into Rihanna's home and spent the night. TMZ reported that cops arrived at RiRi's house early on May 10 after the singer's alarm company reported a possible intruder. The alarm company suspected that someone may have been in Rihanna's house because the alarm had apparently been tampered with. "Once officers arrived, they came upon a man who appeared to have stayed the night," TMZ said. Knowing that the man didn't live there, police reportedly ordered him to come outside. At some point, authorities tasered the man, although it's unclear why. Rihanna wasn't home at the time of the alleged break-in. Police are still investigating if anything was taken, and they're also trying to determine how exactly he got in. The man was booked in jail for residential burglary. Something similar happened to Taylor Swift last month when a man allegedly broke into a house owned by the singer and made himself at home, even sleeping in a bed.

sephora

Rihanna

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news

(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

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news

Spoof of potten crash.

skdbash

NOOOO // Hello //

pokemon,memory,website

Pokemon Christmas Bash music

Pokemon Christmas Bash music CD by Various Crtists

Facebook instituted its biggest executive shakeup in its 15-year history this week, appointing new leaders for WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook’s core app while giving other longtime Facebook executives new responsibilities, including a new effort to tackle blockchain technology. The moves, which were announced internally to employees today, are meant to improve executive communication and user privacy, but the changes also come as Facebook contends with the backlash from the U.S. presidential election, revelations of manipulation by the Russian government and the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reorganized the social giant’s product and engineering organizations into three main divisions, including a new “Family of apps” group run by Chief Product Officer Chris Cox, the executive previously in charge of the core Facebook app. Cox will now oversee Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger, according to multiple sources, four social apps with a combined reach of more than five billion monthly users. Facebook is also building a new team dedicated to blockchain technology. David Marcus, the executive in charge of Facebook’s standalone messaging app, Messenger, is leaving that post to run the blockchain group, these sources said. That new team will fall under one of the other three divisions, referred to as “New platforms and infra,” which will be managed by CTO Mike Schroepfer. Facebook’s AR, VR and artificial intelligence efforts will also live under Schroepfer’s division. Longtime Facebook exec Javier Olivan, the company’s VP of growth, will oversee the third division, called “Central product services,” which includes all of the shared features that operate across multiple products or apps such as ads, security and growth. Surprisingly, no one appears to be leaving Facebook. Just a lot of old faces in new places. You may have noticed from the diagram that almost all of Facebook’s top product and engineering execs are men. That’s true, though Facebook does have a number of high ranking and influential female product executives that aren’t directly involved in these changes. For example: Fidji Simo, who runs video; Deb Liu, who runs Marketplace; and Julie Zhuo, who runs design. Then, of course, there’s Sheryl Sandberg on the business side of things. The changes all come at an interesting time for Facebook and Zuckerberg, who has been openly discussing his need to take more responsibility for Facebook’s impact on the world. Zuckerberg’s New Year’s resolution was to fix Facebook, and restructuring the team is clearly part of that fix. The hope is that these new roles will keep more open lines of communication among executives without hurting the speed Facebook is known for. (“Move fast and break things,” remember?)

executiveshuffle

Facebook

Facebook

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this is the female dog toots who was a thief from pound puppies

tootsdog

pound puppies toots sexy hot kinky female dog

toots the girl dog from pound puppies cartoon

artist-ta mara

The Who(mo) are back with their latest hit single!

wizzy

LOL!,VOTE 5

The Who(mo)

"That shit is mad gay" - Chad Warden

The fat white guy from space jam who was newman on seinfield

stanpodolak

stan podolak space jam fat guy newman

Stan podolak from space jam

artist-dazz band Song-let it whip

I blame everyone but the person who actually made this.

KeCpopdance

popcorn,Keep 'et Classy

photo off of twitter

popcorn, by gershon kingsley

Leonard Cohen wants to hear his Suzanne song and dukes it out with Lyor Cohen who wants to mute audio from the Internet, just like how Warner Music Group muted audio from YouTube, then FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism came to YTMND in response to that, yeah it's a long story as to why.

placeneartheriver

Leonard Cohen,Suzanne,Lyor Cohen,music,audio

Leonard Cohen vs. Lyor Cohen

Suzanne

Who wants to take an underwater train ride to China?! China is planning to build a high-speed rail connecting China and the continental United States that will tunnel under the 125 mile stretch of ocean beneath the Bering Strait. And that's just one of three other wacky ambitious plans they have that completely disregard the reality of the natural environment!

railorfail

HIGH SPEED RAIL // OR HIGH SPEED FAIL //

Images were recreated from google source soimo201107-04_300dpi.jpg free-diving.jpg

from youtube.com China's Underwater High-Speed Train to America _ China Uncensored

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

thesearetheirstories

Eat your heart // out, Lassie. //

wishbone,law and order,svu,law,order,dun dun,dog,crime,scene,crime scene,investigation,csi,sherlock,wish bone,pbs

Foreground image was photoshopped from a photo of wishbone and a stock photo of a crime scene

Sound is from the Law and Order theme song

THE MOST RACIST MEGAMAN VILLAIN SINCE MOON MAN (who probably won't get an entry in this series just because mixing TTS with music is kind of uninspired)

kramerman

LOL!,VOTE 5

You can cite! You can cite! You can cite!

You can cite! You can cite! You can cite!

THE FINAL BOSS OF THE FOURTH GAME IS GODDAMN ROBOTS MAN WHO WANTS TO KILL MEGAMAN BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES ROBOTS WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE HE IS ONE SO I GUESS THAT KIND OF MAKES HIM LIKE THAT GUY FROM THE BOONDOCKS LOL

goddamned

LOL!,VOTE 5

GODDAMN UNCITED

GODDAMN UNCITED

He just called me the n-word and the f-word and then left while asking if I remember him. Who's he again? Name doesn't ring a bell at all and I remember the likes of Flava-Flav and TheManWithNoFace

dabestdabestdabest

dabest,the best,dabest dabest dabest dabest,the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best,Dave Grohl,Foo Fighters,Alternative Rock,Best of You,In Your Honor

dabest's message to me

Dave Grohl saying "the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST remix of Foo Fighters song "Best of You"

Look who signed up for the Open

grantevan

from my private drive

I took this song cuz it works

LOOK WHO'S THE FATHEAD NOW!

gindra

VOTE 5

Yours truly

MGS2 - The World Needs Only One Big Boss

Alternate title: Patrick Troughton comments on TEEOF

wtig

WELL, THIS IS GAY! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

Doctor Who Season 4 Episode 7 'The Macra Terror'

Same

I was bored Credit to the guy who made the audio

aviciousearthquake

A simpsons episode

Some anime episode (forigve plz)

Some sound board

That's a sound that I simply must hear!

whoville

Grinch,Christmas,Whoville

Grinch

Snow

Whoville

meowing to dubstep music

catwholovesdubstep

THE // DUBSTEP // CAT

dubstep,cat

cat

https://youtu.be/dcLaYwl48v0

the guy on the computer who types sci-fi novels

gamescifi

typist

sci-fi sounds

Hello there, you are probably wondering who I am. My name is Renard.

renard

Hello there! // you are probably wondering //

renard,lapfox

searched on google

searched on google

used audacity to cut shit out from "WHO'S READY FOR THE BASEMENT"

It’s been a remarkable few days for a man who once accused America’s “so-called allies” Japan and South Korea of “making billions screwing us.” A man who, as recently as last year, argued that “we’re better off” if both countries protected themselves from North Korea—by acquiring their own nuclear weapons if need be—rather than freeloading off U.S. military power. A guy who said, of a potential fight between Japan and North Korea, “Good luck, folks. Enjoy yourself.” When Donald Trump wrapped up his visit to Japan earlier this week, Orville Schell, a scholar of China and its neighbors since the 1970s, marveled, “In my lifetime, I’ve not seen the U.S.-Japan alliance more highlighted, vital, and well-fortified than now.” And in a speech in Seoul on Wednesday, Trump made a thundering commitment to defend South Korea. “The Trump administration hasn’t done anything that would weaken” the U.S.-South Korean alliance, Han Sung Joo, a former South Korean foreign minister and ambassador to the United States, told me shortly before Trump’s address. “The behavior of [North Korean leader] Kim Jong Un has only made the alliance stronger and [more] necessary.”

unlikelydefender

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

this is allison taylor who is lisa's friend and classmate from the simpsons

allisontaylor

lisa simpson allison taylor cartoon simpsons

allison taylor who is the female classmate of lisa simpson

artist-classic example song-can you find a place in your heart