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Ellington's most famous number, Take The A Train, actually referred a Friday night ritual in which he and his friends would pick up white women and run a train on them. This site is not intended to be funny. For educational purposes only.

JazzLegends2

Duke, Ellington, Anal, Sex, A-train, Jazz, Swing, train

Duke Ellington

Take The A Train (See Description)

A drop of water can be a microcosm of life. See this version without the close up: http://blue-ball-machine-microscope.ytmnd.com/

Blue-Ball-Machine-Microcosm

Blue, Ball, Machine, factory, zoom, war, of, the, worlds, alphasuede

Blue Ball Machine (SomethingAwful), After Effects

Jeff Wayne's War of the worlds, Bad 'N Rad's Cain Brain

The day I come up with my own picture will be the day that I magically sprout wings...*ahem* Anyways, yes this is so wrong, and yet it amuses me. :P

smithwessonemo

emo, smith, wesson, simple plan

4chan!

Simple Plan - Untitled

man at arms hooks up he-man so he can smoke out skeletor for the first time so he wont be so grumpy

he-mansmokesskeletor

he man man at arms skeletor masters of the universe weed

he man secret of the weed

he man secret of the weed christmas

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

groove is in the heart bitch

kootchup pardee

dr. pepper

tom's diner

LOL! KHANTMND: It's still funny despite the fact that no one makes them anymore!

guesses

Guess,What,Chad,we,hooked,it,up,so,our,customers,can,talk,to,five,friends,on,any,network,for,free,wow,thats,pretty,good,I,the,only,thing,better,would,be,ten,nedm,foot doctor,Khan,KHANTMND,best fad ever in all of the fads ever but this keyword will probabl

KHAlltell Wireless KHANmercial

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Her life won't be so Simple when Pyramid Head shows up...

silenthilton

Paris, Hilton, prison, jail, Silent, Hill

http://www.satoworks.com/SH2Image/SH2mariaInPrison.jpg, AP news

Silent Hill 2 game, soundtrack

Lots of different kinds of calarmari being rolled up Katamari style

calamari

Calamari Damacy // //

its a trap, ackbar, katamari, damashii, damacy, damashi

Katamari Damacy, calamari recipies, star wars, super mario rpg

Katamari Damacy, star wars

One day you scum will be brought to justice for your terrible crimes against this website. You'll look up and shout "save us!", and I'll reply, "HOLOLOLOL ASPIE FAGS"

cometh

Either way it's going to burn

The only way they'll ever learn

This is a follow up to my site maxstopmoonman.ytmnd.com If I'm going to re-tool my Moon man ideas, they better be done right. So, this is my last Moon man site for awhile. I'll focus my attention on the re-imagining, and on other YTMND ideas. Don

moonmanrethinks

moon man re thinks things

Moon man departing

Moon man's haunting words

Sub-zero trys to liven drag racing up! (edited due to being new and not knowing ppl hated unreg software and mark u down for it)

Subzerolovesdragracing

Sub Zero Sub-Zero crash akuma loves drag racing school Aphexkhris

Created By Myself

Hellion Sounds - Battle1 (Final Fantasy USA)

Val Kilmer isn't the first guy to fall in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned up 15 years lat

topsecretmovie

Val Kilmer, French Underground, bad movie

Top Secret!

Top Secret!

Seriously guys, just shut up and get along. I may be a Mac user, and you're a PC user, but that doesn't mean I'm better than you or you're better than me. Just f*cking get along.

computerbigotrysucks

Mac, PC, bitching, dipshits who can't stop being bigots

Google image+editing.

War-Why can't we be freinds

Dead guy gets killed by pokemon

pokemonownedyou

Cheer up!Don't be a grouch! // //

dead guy,pokemon,cosby

News

simpsons

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

It is Green. // //

r.e.m.,green,it is green

itisgreen.ytmnd.com & pitchfork.com

itisgreen.ytmnd.com

Cosby get up come on get down with the sickness OOOWAHAHAHAH Don't be fooled my imitations, this is the original.

cosbysickness

cosby, bill cosby, pokemon, disturbed, down with the sickness

http://zombiecos.ytmnd.com/

That song by Disturbed + Cosby Pokemon

Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes. Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it. Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.

helpmaxwithmoney

I love you.

=* ;(

How old am I, 12? Might as well be. Remember looking up 'bad' words in the dictionary as an amusing way to spend our time? Well now, thanks to the online dictionaries, we not only can look them up, but listen to them.

dirtytalkingdictionary

bad words, dirty words, lookup bad word, lookup dirty words, look up bad words, look up dirty words, online dictionary, dictionary online, talking dictionary, talking computer, speaking dictionary speaking computer, online talking dictionary, online speak

www.m-w.com

www.m-w.com

inspired by a YTMND that is no longer up. The loop sucks on purpose. it doesn't always have to be perfect to be a good YTMND, bitches.

emomessiah

That's // So // Emo

emo, jesus, WoW, picard, batman, hassan, gay, what is, conan

probably the bible or something

Dashboard Gayfessional

would you like to be a motorcycle policeman? You were speeding on the highway. You were going way to fast. You were doing over 60, when we caught up at last. Dont you know other people are using this road too. So here is a ticket from us to you.

regretthis

regret, cosby

made it from some internet pic

cant remember

Im sorry, i have no problem with googleads, and a know that ads are essential to keep up YTMND, but this damn ringtone ad kills me when i accidently run my pointer over it and starts up damn Madonna over and over. The line must be drawn here!

epicringtonead

epic, ringtone, ad, maneuver, windows, xp

see desc.

http://epicxp.ytmnd.com/ + Ringtone Ad

This poor YTMND thumbtack cannot hold the weight. Max's post on the bulletin board falls to the ground...probably to be swept up by Juan, the janitor

thumbtack

ytmnd, thumbtack, bulletin board

made it

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

I was trying to set up a sympatic e-mail account for my parents, but sympatico's self care site servers were down for the past week....thus began my saturday.....being booted from various support chats, despite my normally polite nature...then I lost it

Bellsux

Customer Service // //

Bell, Canada, Sympatico, Internet, e-mail, tool, poor service, I hate bell sympatico,

My own chat dialogue

Yer everyday weakness site

Man, this theme brings back memories of heading up north to our cabin at Brainerd. God, when I heard this, it all came running back. I ain't no hick, but this song makes me look at the positive side of being one. Enjoy ya'll, 'cause this is the backwoo

bearhicks

// Backwoods is the life // for me!

donkey kong, diddy, cranky, dixie, country, north, kiddy, cranky, ytmnd, redneck, donkey kong country, island, banana, monkey, bear

Donkey Kong Country 3

Donkey Kong Country 3

no description given.

damngirlyoshitbeupinmyface

Damn girl // yo shit be up // in my face

Don't be like Caveguy; buddy up!

freakadvice

Buddy up // for // safety!

freak, freakazoid, advice

Freakazoid - Island of Dr. Mystico

Freakazoid - Island of Dr. Mystico

Gears of War 21:12 "But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake and Gears of War.

gearsofwarmartyrdom

Martyr, Jesus Christ, Gears of War

Various historical paintings and etchings and Gears of War

Mad World (Donnie Darko) - Gary Jules - And Gears of War

The lines as I hear it. "We all dick up the box. We know it's full of precious booty. Burst open the locks...and then we'll say Hurray! If you love to sell pussy, you are a pirate. Wiegh Anchor! Being a pirate is alright with me.

bootypirate

how, many, nautical, double, entendres, do, you, need

LazyTown

LazyTown

RIP Buck Adams. may there always be an ant to stick it up.

alwayshadants

NOT // THESE ANTS. //

But, I, Poop, From, There, BIPFT

Ants

Ants

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

extremely loud public bowel movements

Horatio Sanz

Whore-Ratio Sands