| ?ayy rmao |
FruitSmax |
(2.00) |
1,162 |
2016-02-09 |
|
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
site text:
all around me are // familiar faces //
fg image origin:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/258/5ba.gif
bg image origin:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/878/595/bde.png
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
|
| ?Rate This YTMND One Star |
Doctoroktorok |
(3.91) |
1,163 |
2009-08-26 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
feeltheakwardness
fg image origin:
rate it 1 right now srsly
sound origin:
do it
|
| ?THE DOCTOR OF FUNK AND PROB/STAT |
MELRCnub |
(3.00) |
1,165 |
2006-12-08 |
|
description:
Doctor of funk, so hot right now
domain:
docstat
site text:
I DO STAT IN MY SLEEP, // THROW MY PROBABILITY IN A HEAP // AND I PLAY FUNK/OMG MUSIC!
keywords:
hotness, best loocking guy ever, statistics
fg image origin:
HW#9
sound origin:
Requiem for a Cream
|
| ?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,167 |
2022-01-28 |
|
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
|
| ?Right here, right now |
tornadothrasher3 |
(2.88) |
1,170 |
2009-08-05 |
|
description:
Just gotta poop here, poop now
domain:
righthererightnow
site text:
// // Sometimes You Just Cant Hold It
keywords:
poop, here, now, jesus, jones
fg image origin:
http://www.ci.kirkland.wa.us/Assets/Public+Works/Public+Works+Im
sound origin:
Youtube
|
| ?I wish this spoon were sharp... |
SexualPwnageMan |
(3.00) |
1,170 |
2005-09-20 |
|
description:
KILL!
domain:
spoonkill
site text:
I'd // stab a nigga // right now
keywords:
life, spoon, kill, nigga, stab
sound origin:
LIFE
|
| ?WATCH OUT MAN |
Darthmario |
(2.09) |
1,173 |
2006-08-22 |
|
description:
UH LET'S SEE I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW
domain:
watchoutdave
site text:
WATCH OUT MAN! // //
keywords:
dave star wars car crash gamelife watch out man
sound origin:
|
| ?Spelling is serious business |
Jesmaster |
(1.00) |
1,175 |
2006-03-05 |
|
description:
Get it right from now on!!!
domain:
omgoku
keywords:
goku,gokou,spelling,dragonball z,dragonball,dbz
fg image origin:
Found on the SA forums
sound origin:
We Gotta Power!!
|
| ?OMG SO HOT!@ |
boshans |
(2.00) |
1,177 |
2006-08-16 |
|
description:
friend was surfing the net and this popped up, pretty funny. to lazy to find a good song to go with it right now so i just put up what i was listening to
domain:
hotandold
keywords:
old, hot
fg image origin:
friend
sound origin:
random song, nofx - my vagina
|
| ?dude you're going to hell |
kikicolon |
(3.50) |
1,177 |
2006-08-17 |
|
description:
get off your dell right now
domain:
dhell
site text:
dell kills! // //
keywords:
dell
fg image origin:
mine
sound origin:
shulkie, howard dean
|
| ?Mario Mario Revolution |
Shadic23 |
(1.93) |
1,178 |
2006-02-16 |
|
description:
The Forth in The Butterfly Series,I might make one more after this,but for right now,enjoy.
domain:
mariomariorev
keywords:
Mario,Butterfly,Mario Bros,Dance Dance Revolution
fg image origin:
Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
sound origin:
Butterfly Song,The Wax
|
| ?call max right now |
Imakejoke |
(3.08) |
1,185 |
2007-04-24 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
alexaisfbi
site text:
oh nooos // //
fg image origin:
alexa.com
sound origin:
soundrecorder
|
| ?mik3m told me to post a ytmnd |
GeneralFod |
(4.63) |
1,190 |
2023-03-05 |
|
description:
Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :
domain:
max-is-a-flu
fg image origin:
Max banned me in 2020 when I made a joke in his news post because he is a butthurt salty flu
bg image origin:
It makes no conceivable fucking sense that ytmnd exists in 2023
sound origin:
No joke I actually made this remix lol
|
| ?Billy Mitchell is god! |
fokkerscourge |
(2.83) |
1,193 |
2004-06-27 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
billymitchell
site text:
You must worship // Billy Mitchell... // RIGHT NOW!
sound origin:
|
|
|
| ?THE BEST IN THE NORTH! |
loafybrown |
(2.00) |
1,194 |
2007-04-24 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
trythebest
site text:
GUESS ITS JUST GOING TO BE // YOU AND OUR // TRUSTY OL RIGHT HANDS
keywords:
Right Hand, Handjob, Hand Job, Try The Best, You've Tried The Rest, You've Tried The Rest Now Try The Best, Best in the north,
fg image origin:
flickr, stumbled upon image on a forum
sound origin:
google search
|
| ?(nsfw) but i love rollercoaster |
ponyman |
(2.75) |
1,194 |
2008-06-25 |
|
description:
=D just random
domain:
bipftsw
keywords:
but, i, poop, from, there, ohio players, lol, no,t right, now, you, dont, say what
fg image origin:
moviepink & google images
sound origin:
movie pink & ohio players
|
| ?A cigarette 'n' a handshake's a... |
a01 |
(3.00) |
1,197 |
2014-05-30 |
|
description:
Wishmaster movie -- A homeless man (George 'Buck' Flower) argues with the pharmacist and then has a run in with The Djinn (Andrew Divoff), who grants him a wish of revenge. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA)
domain:
cigarettehandshake
site text:
Cigarette 'n' a // handshake's about all // I got right now, pal.
keywords:
wishmaster,cigarette,handshake,about,all,got,right,now,pal,george,buck,flower,homeless,man,djinn,jinn
fg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA
|
| ?Homer Is Amazed |
Sasa |
(3.33) |
1,198 |
2006-10-09 |
|
description:
One of the coolest intros to The Simpsons. Image and some of the sound from http://youtube.com/watch?v=qUItBnPT7RY
domain:
homerisamazed
keywords:
wow, homer, space, the simpsons
fg image origin:
The Simpsons
sound origin:
Right Here Right Now, Fatboy Slim
|
| ?The Drew Pickles Cause |
bobhughes |
(3.13) |
1,201 |
2012-03-25 |
|
description:
Support Drew Pickles' gay rights! Join http://facebook.com/drewpicklespatrol now!
domain:
drewpicklespatrol
site text:
// facebook.com/drewpicklespatrol //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
|
| ?Paul Blart is ON THE MOVE!! |
houseofcards |
(2.90) |
1,212 |
2009-01-29 |
|
description:
Paul Blart is a brilliant man who can destroy everything in his path. Right now, he's on the way to stop a robbery.
domain:
politician
keywords:
paul blart
fg image origin:
Paul Blart
sound origin:
Paul Blart
|
| ?Kevin Federline admits being gay |
tesseraktik |
(2.00) |
1,215 |
2010-07-27 |
|
description:
They tried doing a Turing test with Kevin Federline. That's why fishbot now has human right.
domain:
bringensiemirFAGerlein
keywords:
Federline, Weird Al, Yankovic, gay
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQd9jWYZky0
Wikipedia
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQd9jWYZky0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
|
| ?I'm sorry, no ideas for a YTMND |
Escalus |
(1.00) |
1,220 |
2007-11-08 |
|
description:
Sorry for wasting your time. I don't have any ideas for YTMNDS right now so I'm useing this site to talk to users and such. Downvote as you like.
domain:
terriblysorry
keywords:
I, am, sorry, first, ytmnd
fg image origin:
Google search "Im sorry" first result
sound origin:
Random Music Clip from "My Music"
|
| ?Good Bye R. Dunn |
Creww |
(3.50) |
1,221 |
2011-06-20 |
|
description:
together forever
let me hear you right now
we'll enter to the future
cause the futures right now
together forever
cause i promise you now
i'm never gunna leave you
never gunna let you down
down...down...down
domain:
Goodbyezdunn
site text:
1936 - 2011 // //
keywords:
Dunn dead
fg image origin:
Dunn
sound origin:
Soul long's for you
|
| ?Jump on It |
genesis16 |
(1.32) |
1,228 |
2006-05-28 |
|
description:
I don't have the actual Montrose song available right now so I just used this crappy sound file in its place.
domain:
tinopmuj
site text:
Damn Good // Album! //
keywords:
montrose,jump on it,jump,on,it,ronnie montrose,ronnie,pussy,crotch,groin
sound origin:
|
| ?i'm so not high right now |
mik3m |
(3.10) |
1,232 |
2011-02-05 |
|
description:
ytmnd
domain:
unblazed
keywords:
keywrod
fg image origin:
image
sound origin:
stolen acapellas
|
| ?Feel bad for me |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.53) |
1,242 |
2010-01-08 |
|
description:
That's the low. The windchill was -46.
domain:
minus33
keywords:
I slept right through it, it's -25 now
fg image origin:
weather.com
sound origin:
Precursors - Property of the Crimson Corporation
|
| ?MARY TYLER MOORE FIND A CURE FOR DIA... |
siegfriedowns |
(2.00) |
1,245 |
2006-02-13 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
marytylermooresucks
site text:
// CURE DIABETES RIGHT NOW //
keywords:
mary,tyler,moore,sucks
sound origin:
|
| ?TeenTitansGo |
JohnJohnson |
(2.78) |
1,249 |
2005-09-19 |
|
description:
Raven is so f*cking hot right now. Like a super nova
domain:
sxytitans
site text:
See she has breasts and a penis. // Doesn't that make you wanna // Ill help you do it if you want
keywords:
raven_dickgirl
sound origin:
|
| ?Seasme street But i poop from there |
tinf0il |
(1.75) |
1,249 |
2007-02-09 |
|
description:
education
domain:
bipftss
site text:
BuT I poop from there // not right now u dont //
fg image origin:
internets
sound origin:
yea i couldnt find a f*cking sound file
|
| ?But Toad poops from there |
Brandon00151 |
(2.71) |
1,256 |
2007-12-20 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
kirbyrapestoaf
fg image origin:
SSBB
sound origin:
not right now you don't
|