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One of the greatest regrets in my life is repressing that memory. I don't remember anything about her, not even her name. I was 12, so was she. I met her at a friend's bar mitzvah and told her she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I asked if I could kiss her and the boys around us got excited by the notion of two girls making out and offered us money. So we kissed and we kissed, and the dollars rolled in, but all I wanted was to kiss her in earnest. She did too, so we tried to escape the attention, but no matter where we hid, we were always found. Everything after that is bleary, but I remember leaving that night with a strong sense of shame, which is probably why I repressed the memory in the first place. And now I'm here, sharing this on ytmnd. At least I know in my mind, I kissed the most beautiful girl.

kissingher

kaleidoscope,Max Richter,Vivaldi,The Four Seasons,Spring

generic black border

I remixed a clip from the motion capture scene in Holy Moters

Recomposed by Max Richter: Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring 0, Spring 1, and Spring 2

Harry T-Bone Shoots for Wave Magazine. Well, we're doing a shoot for Wave magazine with Kay M, the top model. Heard of her? Harry thinks it's be great to shoot you together. A shot that's kind of "strange," A bit of "Beauty and the Beast." You see?

MonsieurMerde

Holy Moters,Weird,So Weird,Merde,Harry T-Bone,Wave Magazine,leprechaun,TOKYO!,Leos Carax,Neo-Classical YTMND

Monsieur Merde

Harry T-Bone famous photographer

Have you heard of Diane Arbus, a great American photographer, she took photos of dwarfs, giants, monsters... Photos that are really "human".

I'm really sorry I had to revive this fad, but after seeing that terrible YTMND, I was overcome with so much rage at it's utter lack of meaning that I just had to tear into it. There is something about that YTMND that in my opinion just sucks the life out of the room.

karriemanners

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

karrie has no manners (voat 5)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

beltdeball

VOTE 5

http://dinisquadlikskfc.ytmnd.com/ + Dennis Bergkamp

Same

Quadman

Quadman

Quadman

Quadman

Jean-Jacques Perrey

The best thing you'll ever see.

MajesticPewds

Majestic // Pewds //

PewDiePie,Majestic,Pewds,Poods

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/pewds-gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShopT9QUzw

In the butt.

fuckforcedfads

penis quaid

Suck my cock.

Suck my cock.

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Everbody gather round now Let your body feel the heat Dont you worry if you cant dance; Let the music move your feet Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop (repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga

comeonshakeyourbodybaby

Come on shake your body baby // do the conga I know you // cant control yourself any longer

dunno lol

Youtubed the gloriast of estefans

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AKING A KN OTHERAS THE BABY SCRIFE AND SHOVING IT INSIDE THE EYE OF A SMELLY NIGG. THEN I STICK MY DICK INSIDE THE EYE SOCKET AND THRUST UNTIL I CUM, LETTING MY SEMEN MIX WITH BLOOD. I SHIT INSIDE AND LAUGH ER BABY.

I LOVE TOF THEEAMS. FUN!

I CAN SEE THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF ONE EYE AND THE TEARS OUT

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

doctor who - robots of death

mario rpg

mfw is a really stupid acronym. Also, I worked really hard on this and it looks really pretty.

mfwmfw

mfw,trippy,glitch,eyeblink,augenblick,eyes,hair buns,buns,woman,women,possibly boys,mfwmfw

I altered a blip from a music video

Same deal as the foreground, but even more so

Ochre - Self Assembly

it's a pepsi man

jackpatrickmurphy

i // can't // do it

pepsi,jack

bruce willis

bruce willis

pepsi

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

I like seeing the part where he gets hurt.

Boathurtme

haddaway,what is love,don't hurt me,boat,speedboat,accident,crash

internet,

your internet.

All 20 of Gordon Lightfoot's Complete Greatest Hits Early Mornin' Rain For Lovin' Me Go Go Round Canadian Railroad Trilogy Pussywillows, Cattails Bitter Green If You Could Read My Mind Summer Side Of Life Cotton Jenny Beautiful Sundown Carefree Highway Rainy Day People Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald Race Among The Ruins Daylight Katy The Circle Is Small Baby Step Back Stay Loose Restless

Gord

Gordon Lightfoot

Gordon Lightfoot Complete Greatest Hits

Gordon Lightfoot Complete Greatest Hits

STUFFISEETMND: Kingdom Come

STUFFISEETMNDKingdomCome

Stuff I see

300

Enjoy.

sitback

beauty,eyes and ears,eyes,ears,nature,16 bit,gif,8 bit,bit,nes,bonobo kiara,kiara,music,relaxation,relax,relaxing,sit back,sit,back,VOTE 5,RATE 5

Imgur

I made it in Photoshop.

Bonobo - Kiara

FSU mascot looks like he's singing a 4 Non Blondes song.

oohohheyayaya

Seminoles, ,FSU,Four non blondes,Heman

foxsports.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjjlkItRXpE

eender hinder heender

ShrodingersCat

anime,hellsing,der jockel gartenteichspringbrunnen,Jakob Bienenhalm,hitler,nazi,jews,fuck the jews, I swear to god if jesus comes back on the second coming and he isnt adolf hitler I am going to be as pissed as a human being can I will literally rip his fucking top buns off i mean seriously why the fuck would that dumb jew ass bastard not do that that horrible dead baby fucking nigger cunt bitch faggot i just want him to stop like all those fucking crazy asshole niggers who beleive in him and just so goddamn awful anyways i hope you enjoyed this fucking beautiful masterpiece you beta neckbeard faggot twelve year olds,dumb bitch,the almighty loaf,top bun

sex

hitler

eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road. i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.

ericdollardmoonman

moon man,eric dollard

something

what

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I hope all of you have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.christianmingle.com. The theme is "Lord of the Cock Rings, featuring Dildo Shaggins" and the deadline is this Sunday.

tournamentmnd5-round3

Round 3...GO! // //

the bracket

the alan pearsons project

Nothing to see here

janadancingking

This is a picture of Phreak dancing and the head of my friend.

Song title is Zapp & Roger - More Bounce To The Ounce

I hope you all have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.challonge.com/TournamenTMND5. The theme is "opera" and the deadline is this Sunday.

tournamentmnd5-round2

Round 2...GO! // //

T5

the bracket

the alan parsons project

You know you heard it too.

KITTCOMET

CCP

YT

Eric gets on a boat.

prairiecruise

titanic,jack,rose,bewbs,grape drink,slots

Pictures from Eric's Cruise

Text to speech and Red Letter Media

Jack In The Box ... JBo ... The J.B. Lounge ... have put the bacon in the burger. It's INSIDE THE BURGER. The bacon is coming from INSIDE THE BURGER.

baconinsider

BURGER // BACON // BURGER

Screen shot off the Jack In The Box web site page where they're hawking the Bacon Insider burger.

Bill Duke, in Predator, running around with a machine gun, flipping out a little.

THE BULL ART WORK

THEBULL

THE // ALL SEEING // BULL

THE BULL,ART

SWAG

SWAGGIE

God

I know using any music other than Moonlight Sonata is breaking the rules of this fad, but I really wanted to see a mantis put to this music.

hymn

mantis,Psycho Mantis

YTMND

MGS1 - Mantis' Hymn

k

worshiplife

// // IF YA NEED SUMTHING 2 WORSHIP...

EARth

also, earth

chingy