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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

taken from the leapfrog leappad book with the same name

leapfrogleappadmusic1

from LeapFrog Enterprises

from leapfrog

enjoy the kenan and kel theme song sung by Coolio

nickkenankel

kenan and kel intro title

From Nickelodeon

SPOOKY MAN THAT RAPES PPL

ernestoxxx

you will get raped // to the death //

eddy,ed edd n eddy

miguel vasquez 3d

miguel vasquez 3d

sonik cd boss tune

What's he doing here? Will he cook me an omelet?

JoPesci

Joe Pesci the Goodfella in my Closet

Fresh Catch by Celebrity Death Slot Machine (CDSM)

It's a grimdark fantasy story about taking risks again. It kicks off in a peaceful glade with the death of someone important.

crayonscrayons

A prophet-in-training, who can be pretentious.

A peasant girl, who can be detached.

It's a historical fiction story about the death of a marriage. It kicks off in an alley with the delivery of an important letter.

midevilgoodmood

A painter, who is a compulsive liar.

A lawyer, who is adventurous.

An evil angel of death incarnated into this savage animal descends upon us

evilbiscuit

!!!Angel of Death!!! // //

dog,death,angel

I took the picture of this evil creature!

Creative commons image gallery

Angel of Death song by Slayer

The fires of hell surround me Burning, searing, and consuming The stench of brimstone fills the air Pain and anguish, I keep renewing It seems I'll never find the way out Of this wretched, blistering hell My pain and suffering knows no bounds I am despair and misery's spell I scream, I shout, I plead and beg To leave this burning prison of pain Just one more day, is all I seek But solace in death comes only in vain So now I sit, resigned and resigned Cursed to be here in this place In the fires of hell I must remain No sign of relief or grace.

creepinessisfun

HELL

google

google

google

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

creepy

Google - jumpscare gif

Google - creepy eye gif

https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/white-noise/

If you remember, you remember.

braceface

BRACEFACE // BOYFRIENDS // TEENAGE

Braceface,Cartoon

Braceface Intro

Also Intro

The classic break now arrives on YTMND, many years after it should have. "Funky Drummer" is a single released by James Brown in 1970. Its drum break, improvised by Clyde Stubblefield, is one of the most frequently sampled music recordings.

funkydrummer

AIN'T IT FUNKY? // HUH, AIN'T IT FUNKY? //

funky drummer,,funky,drummer,breaks,loops,samples,funk

Foreground floating text is a quote from vocalist James Brown on the track "Funky Drummer", stated during the drum break.

Image is a frame from the intro to The Powerpuff Girls, famous (among many things) for sampling "Funky Drummer" as part of its theme song.

This audio file is a sample from the song "Funky Drummer" from James Brown, released in 1970 as a single and recorded November 20th, 1969 in Cincinatti, Ohio, featuring drummer Clyde Stubblefield playing an improvised drum break.

i hate trigun

vashwood

we wanted to be humans <3 // //

trigun maximum

trigun maximum

car seat headrest- beach life in death

I don't even watch hbo

pinklotus

spongebob,patrick,white lotus

spongebob s02e13a

white lotus s2 intro

lol

salmonrunlol

IT ROLLS // IT ROLLS // IT ROLLS

splatoon,salmonrun

Sisyphus by Tiziano Vecelli

Death Grips Guillotine

test for future stuff

testjam

this is a test // of the eccojam alert system //

"Search for Tomorrow" TV Show Intro

Aqua - Didn't I

Have you heard of this book? I had published it in late 2021 and I am not a YTMND user then. You can find it there: https://www.mediafire.com/file/se8343h20rpy5ay/The_Rascal.epub/file At least I did not bitch everything up...

takesmeback

The Death is there, too. // https://bit.ly/3BMMGbt //

Microsoft Paint

King Form

Join us today for prime RP lite atmosphere and great pixels

yaelgraduates

Death to all peoples of Antonica // // Join Yael Graduates today

google image search

dominating Kingdom in shawns temple/peak

kurupt who ride wit us

Something to remember in the moment of your death.

RememberTheTwilightMoon

I took this photo on a sunny day in norwood ohio

The song is by tom stanswick. I downloaded it.

i'm han solo

galacticdanceoff

galatic dance off // i'm han solo //

i'm han solo,galactic dance off,star wars,kinect,funny

Kinect star wars galactic dance off.

death star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeMPAytL0QQ

fuck you

deathfuckyou

// FUCK YOU //

death grips,fuck you,mc ride

https://www.pngegg.com/en/png-cuwfe

https://www.pngegg.com/en/png-cuwfe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5wk-6Mn5s&t=142s edited down the "fuck you" part and looped

Disclaimer: Original doesn't end like this, but all I can think of when I hear this park is...

meekmil

Meek Mill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! // !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! // !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meek Mill,S.O.D,Stormtroopers of Death

Google images - Meek Mill

S.O.D - Phi Alpha Nu

Kek xD

qualkek

diablo 2,diablo II,Blizzard

Diablo II Act 5

wilson63bruins.com (Found on google, needed a makeshift red texture thing)

Diablo II - qua_act5_intro (Qual-Kehk Intro)

Death is here. It's time.

deathishere

death,dying,die,dead

Google images search for death gifs.

https://wallpaperaccess.com/dark-cemetery

GANK - Resurrection

death of the boys hc

hcdeaths

hc,hcdeath,sad

3

3

3

debt gwips

ongp

I TAKE MY LIFE AS I KEPT IT!!!!! // UP MY SLEEVES!!!!! //

screenshot

screenshot

death grips

French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

brunel

// CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC BRUNEL // #DIDNOTKILLHIMSELF

Epstein,Jean-Luc Brunel,Brunel,Elite,Royals,Clinton,Picard,suicide,Jean-Luc,Prostitute

It's a mashup between picard.ytmnd.com and also photo from https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17702986/jean-luc-brunel-dead-jeffrey-epstein-prince-andrew-virginia-2/?rec_article=true

BBC News: https://www.bbc.com/world-europe-60443518

https://picard.ytmnd.com, plus a couple youtube news clips

How many days until gernab is dead?!

savegernab

SAVE GERNAB // // Days to Death: 11

Gernab,DnD

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fzombra%2Fart%2FAnimated-Wizardry-8-Custom-Portraits-Holy-Gnome-408354079&psig=AOvVaw2NfWN4afVNhHEnAgk5frS9&ust=1642736369317000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCOjsgYC0v_UCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

n/a

https://users.content.ytmnd.com/f/0/9/f097597e4102b630453587c4b98182c3.mp3

Carlton Banks dancing to brutal slamming death metal! \"/

Carltonmetal

Brutal! // //

carlton,fresh prince of belair,fresh prince,carlton dance,death metal,heavy metal

duckduckgo

duckduckgo

youtube

IT BEGINS AGAIN

deathmarch2021

my ass

his ass