| ?MyroneWare |
enorym |
(2.00) |
225 |
2008-04-22 |
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description:
Myrone is enoryM as Enorym is myronE
domain:
Myrone
site text:
MyroneWare // //
keywords:
Myrone is enoryM as Enorym is myronE n*gg*r stole my bike, all your base are belong to us.
fg image origin:
enorym.com
sound origin:
enorym.com
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
225 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Randykeys |
tiffanyaa |
(1.00) |
225 |
2006-03-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
randykeys
site text:
WHERE // MY // KEYS!!
sound origin:
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| ?Hi there! |
qui |
(2.50) |
225 |
2006-04-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hitheredan
site text:
Hi there // Can a grand piano fit // im my friends 3 door hatchback
sound origin:
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| ?(nsfw) Super epic poggers moment we did it reddit |
sparkysnips |
(1.00) |
225 |
2022-07-20 |
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description:
THGIS WEBWSITE IS RELY COOL AND I LIKE IT A LOT! WELCOME TO MAYS PAYGE WE ARE GOPNAA MAKE IT SO FINE AJSND P[OG I HAVE BVEEN COOL!
domain:
poggers
site text:
WELCOME TO LE EPIC // POGGERS IS MY NAME // LE POG REDDIT MOMENT XD
keywords:
MEXICAN ARMY, METHAMPHETAMINE,KILL THE PRESIDENT,TIANNAMEN
fg image origin:
MEME!!!!
bg image origin:
FUNNY!
sound origin:
COOL
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| ?Tim's Big Day |
hateration |
(4.00) |
226 |
2016-12-28 |
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description:
Don't meet your heroes
domain:
timcook
fg image origin:
Tech executives meet Donald Trump. Tim Cook's face says it all.
sound origin:
Frolic (Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme) by Luciano Michelini
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| ?Gillislee |
gillislee |
(1.00) |
226 |
2017-09-21 |
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description:
Haters gon hate
domain:
gillislee
site text:
Haters gon hate // //
fg image origin:
My Photo
sound origin:
Haters
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| ?Legs are in a good shape |
shenduin |
(1.00) |
226 |
2020-05-22 |
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description:
MY LEGS ARE OK
domain:
mylegsareok
site text:
MY LEGS ARE OK // //
fg image origin:
random google search
bg image origin:
my shitpost
sound origin:
my shitpost
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| ?(nsfw) I Got 99 Problems |
Treee |
(5.00) |
226 |
2022-11-24 |
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description:
Mental Disability
domain:
becausemyshitsallretarded
site text:
Dont Blame the Drugs // //
keywords:
i have a hangover on thanksgiving and problems,Im retarded
fg image origin:
Idiocrisy
bg image origin:
Idiocratoc
sound origin:
My retarded face
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| ?Love |
haiwii |
(1.00) |
227 |
2008-03-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
wiineandhaiwii
site text:
I Love You Baby! // Me & You Till The End //
fg image origin:
C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents
sound origin:
C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop
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| ?My Fav Letter |
MichealStone |
(1.33) |
227 |
2008-12-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
FavLetter
fg image origin:
Ask Jeeves..Nah thats shit. Google.
sound origin:
NEVERMIND
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| ?neilsaysnotodrugs |
ganumupta |
(1.00) |
227 |
2009-03-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
neilsaysnotodrugs
site text:
SAY // NO TO // DRUGS!
fg image origin:
Agni Lahiri
sound origin:
Bill Hicks
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| ?Awkward Josh |
noaf |
(2.00) |
227 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
When Mindy tells Josh she loves him and he just says "SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY" because me too.
domain:
seeyainchemistry
fg image origin:
I took headshots from the internet of Josh and Mindy from the show Drake and Josh and chemistry objects and photoshopped it together.
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzz0VjErkms
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| ?my hot gf lololz |
Caliu |
(1.40) |
228 |
2006-04-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
tlaforlifelolo
site text:
hit // it // hard
keywords:
taigikori kitty love
sound origin:
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| ?Travel to the Amazon |
stefy71 |
(1.00) |
228 |
2007-07-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
TraveltoAmazon
fg image origin:
HOLY FUCK ALIENS !
sound origin:
MY FRIENDS CUSTOME SOUND DRIVERS FROM VIETCONG!
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| ?congratulatios of the mess you made of things |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
228 |
2014-05-03 |
|
description:
l
domain:
eftghwhfewufhws
fg image origin:
AKING A KN OTHERAS THE BABY SCRIFE AND SHOVING IT INSIDE THE EYE OF A SMELLY NIGG. THEN I STICK MY DICK INSIDE THE EYE SOCKET AND THRUST UNTIL I CUM, LETTING MY SEMEN MIX WITH BLOOD. I SHIT INSIDE AND LAUGH ER BABY.
bg image origin:
I LOVE TOF THEEAMS. FUN!
sound origin:
I CAN SEE THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF ONE EYE AND THE TEARS OUT
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| ?Ryan wake up |
logerithmictriangle |
(2.00) |
228 |
2023-03-15 |
|
description:
misheard lyrics
domain:
mrryan
keywords:
ryan reynolds,three days grace,misheard lyrics
fg image origin:
ryan renolds
bg image origin:
my edit of a three days grace album
sound origin:
riot -three days grace
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| ?Undergraduate Opportunities |
computersoft |
(1.00) |
229 |
2013-11-04 |
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description:
Flamin' hot opportunities.
domain:
smellslikevictory
fg image origin:
My pic.
sound origin:
Clip from Apocalypse Now from Wavcentral.
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| ?my scoot |
Dark-Kev |
(1.00) |
230 |
2006-03-19 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
myscoot
site text:
wOOt // //
sound origin:
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| ?No Idea |
EvilEtho |
(1.33) |
230 |
2013-07-03 |
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description:
yup
domain:
eviletho
fg image origin:
My PC
sound origin:
My PC
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| ?Forgetten |
marvin205833 |
(3.00) |
230 |
2013-11-07 |
|
description:
old past pictuce
domain:
forgetten
site text:
The memory... // Burn into dust... //
fg image origin:
http://mrg.bz/fdn0Dk
photo of my own
sound origin:
freesound.org
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| ?25TODAY |
sgdell |
(1.00) |
230 |
2014-05-22 |
|
description:
It's my birthday!
domain:
DANIELLEIS25TODAY
keywords:
danielle lemieux 25 25th birthday may 22 1989
fg image origin:
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16000000/Cute-Puppies-puppies-16094619-1280-800.jpg
sound origin:
Pharrell Williams
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| ?Metal Gear Para-Medic #21 |
PrisonPlanet |
(4.33) |
230 |
2018-03-01 |
|
description:
The stuff Para-Medic says when you save the game.
domain:
para-medic21
keywords:
Para-Medic
fg image origin:
MGS3
sound origin:
MGS3
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| ?Ruv |
Ruv |
(4.50) |
230 |
2021-09-24 |
|
description:
yeah man
domain:
ruv
site text:
ruv // // is so cool
fg image origin:
my pet russian
bg image origin:
personal art, csp
sound origin:
mike geno - zavodila
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| ?Obscuros test |
Obscuros |
(3.00) |
231 |
2007-03-21 |
|
description:
this is my first page, just a test
domain:
obscurostest
site text:
Airport Architecture // By: obscuros //
fg image origin:
2225730 (md5 f4c7b8985811adee41338c103aebbeb0)
sound origin:
2225714 (md5 ca7c7b4b67da6a509d78514de7b1e718)
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| ?Intafructure |
dbxuau |
(2.67) |
231 |
2007-04-10 |
|
description:
he says intafructure lol.
domain:
intafructure
keywords:
bush
fg image origin:
MSNBC
sound origin:
MSNBC
|
| ?big hairy cheeses |
iriyushi |
(2.00) |
231 |
2016-10-01 |
|
description:
eating big hairy cheese gives me life
domain:
bighairycheese
site text:
eat me // hairy cheese // oh babbyyyyyy
fg image origin:
idk i drew my background
sound origin:
i bought the song
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| ?Omega says "inhibitor chip" |
airbud |
(4.00) |
231 |
2021-05-15 |
|
description:
Omega says "inhibitor chip".
domain:
inhibitorchip
keywords:
star wars,the bad batch,omega,inhibitor chip
fg image origin:
The Bad Batch Episode 2
sound origin:
The Bad Batch Episode 2
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| ?2021 Playoffs |
Roryism |
(2.00) |
231 |
2021-12-14 |
|
description:
pathetic
domain:
playoffs2021
fg image origin:
my ass
sound origin:
his ass
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| ?dance, dance! |
kylefriedmsn |
(2.33) |
232 |
2007-10-08 |
|
description:
I took these picture of my friend, she is dancing. clrly.
domain:
whopickedthis
site text:
dance, dance // bitch! //
keywords:
dance bitch sandstorm darude kek pew
fg image origin:
I took all these pictures.
sound origin:
Darude - Sandstorm (original mix)
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