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Now, it's true; furries ARE completely separate from--for example, zoophilia--but you shouldn't go about trying to win favor by saying, "at least we don't f*ck dogs" and then insulting anybody who does. One deviance is not greater than the other; after all, it is not out of the range of possibility for a zoophile to defend themselves with a similar style of argument ("at least we can make our fantasies reality", etc).

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yeah whenever i see the words BINGO I always think of that farmer's loveable dog...ill miss him. damn the neighbors. why shoot bingo? HUH? why shoot him? its not FAIR! he never did anything to ANYBODY! If you ever see Old Man Ratcliff you WHOOP HIS *ss for shooting bingo. OH WHY! why bingo.... ......... ... ..... ....bind...sniff.........poor bingo...

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"Anybody who looks at that map can see that it was in no way contiguous." You're confusing the original proposal with the final proposal. The original proposal, the starting offer, was not contigious. The final offer was a fully contigious state. And it was hailed as generous by the entire Arab world, and accepted by the majority of the Palestinian population. Arafat was in a minority position by rejecting it and condemned as a criminal by the Arab world for doing so.

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so i see requests for an animated version. im not good enough with photoshop to do that so if anybody wants to, be my guess.

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ok, since plenty of people are asking for it... I shall make the entire theme... but not tonight. - coming soon - anybody else is welcome to do more pix-lyrix guys... they're a biotch!

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Voted 5 for NOT making the "... doesn't take sh*t from anybody" joke.

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Ok. I'll "let my voice be heard". He shouldn't be banned. YOU SHOULD, for that matter. Why the f*ck is everyone so intolerant? He's not forcing you to belive in his beliefs. If anything, you atheists are intolerant. You are all criticizing anybody religious for their beliefs. F*ck y'all.

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Upon further research, I've discovered what appears to be the reason you decided to start this petty crusade against me. Exhibit A: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/589483 Did you expect more than a 1 for that? From anybody? I doubt I even knew you had voted on any of my sites, and I know I didn't care. Believe it or not, YTMND isn't serious business. The quicker you learn that the happier you'll be my friend

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Not sure if this has been said yet, but for a bit of randomness and nostaligia you could put "I am Weasel!" Anybody else remember that show?

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For any of you wondering, this is from the Stella short "Office Party". The complete lack of effort to cite this info, and the cavalier attitude on top of it has forced me to hammer a 1 on this site. And that's David Wain wagging his dildo in A.D. Miles' face. Cite your references kiddos...it's not that hard, and it doesn't convince anybody that you're somehow responsible for creating it from scratch when you don't.

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kids rapidly took part of. Their motives being fitting in, sex, drugs, and inflating their egos. Anybody who was not like them was, in many of their minds, a fool and an evil person. They viewed themselves as misunderstood, etc, though their ideas were hugely idealistic and impossible to enact given human nature (which, ironically, they were following. If they had been living in Hitler's Germany they would have marched in line with everybody else). So, for the slow witted reader, I'll connect the dots.

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Anybody who likes "How To Prank a Telemarketer" on the theory that it brings new traffic to YTMND better not downvote this site if they wish to come off as coherent, since softcore porn sure as hell has the power to bring in new traffic as well. Hell, taking that theory to its logical conclusion, YTMND should allow for uploading of hardcore porn, since that will undoubtedly bring new traffic to YTMND and give the site greater exposure.

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for more context see: http://byrequest.ytmnsfw.com/ also http://magicalcranberryipod.ytmnd.com/ This is not a dig at nutnics, or at anybody actually.

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this is funny and for once they aren't hurting anything/anybody in this video. "ghost riding the whip" in a desert is pretty f*cking harmless. And just as an aside... yes, a lot of our troops do some really stupid/uncalled for stuff, but a lot of the stuff they do (like that video where they are driving through traffic honking and pushing people out of the way) is literally necessary for them to not get killed. Don't hate the player. Hate the game. It's a catch-22. Pull them out and be done.

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It's not as stupid as the Mooninites though... I mean, how can anybody mistake a frigging Lite-Brite with a Mooninite on it for a bomb?

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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1'd because it's not really PTKFGS, the watermark is edited in badly (not even as a joke), and I don't think anybody asked for a dissertation in the comments.

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Before anybody comments, this is a stupidtmnd that just had to be made by me, I couldn't help myself. I am sorry, for defiling ytmnd with this filth......ok maybe not.

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Actually, it is pronounced "Deek" and not "Dick" anybody who thinks it was pronounced "Dick" is just stupid. Dic is actually a nickname for people named Decon, but in this case, it stands for Diffusion, Information & Communication, or something like that.

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Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals! The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals! Brian: You're all different! The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we ARE all different! Man in Crowd: I'm not... The Crowd: Shhh!

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this is total bullsh*t, does anybody WANT there to be movies in the next ten years??? if we keep doing this stupid crap movies will just go away, if you love something. why not dish out the however much to own it FOR REAL why does everything gotta be pirated??? and I already know some stupid response, "well if the prices weren't so high..." no thats crap, if we as a community support a new technology by buying into it the prices WILL go down, please treat yourselves to a book on economics, for me, please.

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Hey, I've been looking for this song and I don't know what it's called. You get 1'd for not citing the source. I'll 5 this hunk of junk if you provide it. If anybody else does, I'll give it a 2 because I don't think this is all that great.

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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This is pretty old, but I'm commenting now: for the record, I did not copy this from anything, all the audio was put together by me so it wasn't copied off of any other ytmnd or site. Also I didn't check to see if anybody made this before, so there's most likely a bunch of something like this around, but the end of it is what makes this unique :)

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Anybody with a brain will not be voting for Hillary.......... we're in trouble, aren't we?

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And you are welcome to assert any straw man argument against welfare percipients or those to advocate maintaining welfare programs, but when it comes to welfare families I think that anybody with a lick of humanity would agree that children should not be punished for coming out of the wrong vagina. Oh, and a majority of people on welfare are actually employed BTW, but don't let that little fact get in the way of writing them off as bums.

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So I used to visit this site on a nearly daily basis like 2 years ago. I once enjoyed the simple pleasure like "Anybody need peanut?", "DEW!", N64 kid, "Lol, internet", Cosby and all it's derivatives, and even Brian Peppers was pretty amusing. And then it got really gay. Video game refs, anime, way too much Star Wars, etc etc. I thought, "Why the hell not check and see what's up." I find this as most viewed for today. Video game ref with gay furry sex. YTMND is dead to me.

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic