?But first, let me take a PINGAS |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.33) |
833 |
2014-05-17 |
description:
This set aims to scout your opponent's team while maintaining offensive momentum. Fake Out always causes a flinch and packs decent power when boosted by Technician. U-turn keeps up momentum by bringing in an appropriate check or counter to whatever is out on the field. Taunt prevents the target from using non-attacking moves, which shuts down walls such as Alomomola and also prevents entry hazards, a great plus because of Persian's tendency to switch. Bite can be used instead of Taunt as it allows Persian to hurt Ghost-types, packing decent power with Technician and a good chance to cause a flinch. Keep in mind, however, that pairing Persian with a Ghost-type check handles most Ghost-types well enough, meaning that Bite is often unnecessary. Return is used as a strong STAB attack that can finish off any weakened opponents.
domain:
noimnot
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?Pavement Bee |
QuintonHeckroth |
(2.33) |
352 |
2014-05-05 |
description:
When life gets you down and you feel like you just can't go on anymore, just know that Pavement Bee has it worse.
domain:
pavementbee
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?come on shake your body baby |
khug |
(1.50) |
571 |
2014-05-04 |
description:
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Everbody gather round now
Let your body feel the heat
Dont you worry if you cant dance;
Let the music move your feet
Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day
Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got
Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop
(repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
domain:
comeonshakeyourbodybaby
site text:
Come on shake your body baby // do the conga I know you // cant control yourself any longer
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?(nsfw) Did you miss this other gem from Donald St... |
Thunderwing |
(2.33) |
1,891 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
In his racist (or was it instead, or partially, sexual-insecurity based) rant, the soon-to-be former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, also suggests that the nation of Israel is racist toward black people, similar to racism black people in the U.S. faced before the Civil Rights Act of 1963 was passed. I think this accusation is worth investigating, and, if true, the corrupt Israeli government MUST BE PRESSURED INTO ENSURING THAT ALL ISRAELI CITIZENS, REGARDLESS OF RACE, BE GRANTED EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED IN ISRAELI SOCIETY!
Please also note that I am not saying that Jews are racist, but that the corrupt Israeli government has a lot to answer for, similar to other corrupt national governments like those of Uganda, Iran, and, yes, the United States of America. I'm also not denying that Sterling is a racist piece of crap because he is. But there's more going on than just his racism here. I also think Sterling leaked this himself to accelerate any sales of the Clippers so he can offload them as quick as possible to retire as quick as possible, and really does not care what the public thinks of him.
domain:
donaldsterlingisraelracism
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?davros tries to take a tahini break but longneck dinos... |
Krangar18 |
(3.87) |
3,469 |
2014-04-30 |
description:
when i'm tuckered out from playing spider solitaire on windows, i take a load off with a nice cup of tahinis from parker bros. uh oh, looks like nessy's at it again ;) I guess i'll dematerialize over to the breakroom and jerk my gherkin. c'mon jar! you're going inside my butt!
domain:
tahini
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?got shrunk down |
Krangar18 |
(3.85) |
4,887 |
2014-04-22 |
description:
when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.
domain:
rpg
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?mfw i see someone use mfw |
zilbot |
(3.80) |
1,847 |
2014-04-21 |
description:
mfw is a really stupid acronym. Also, I worked really hard on this and it looks really pretty.
domain:
mfwmfw
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?Baltan Dance to Squarepusher |
theanadroid |
(2.50) |
416 |
2014-04-19 |
description:
It does what it says on the tin.
domain:
detonatorpriest
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?Victory Lap |
Turtleproof |
(2.00) |
1,012 |
2014-04-18 |
description:
Florence + The Machine overlaid with "Old School" (2003)
This has been sitting on my desktop for months, finally finished it tonight. Had to go to a mental ward for three months after being kidnapped by violent gunmen. Life is cool.
domain:
ihadadreamaboutoldschool
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
960 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
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?The heat is on. |
DavidGX |
(1.50) |
1,341 |
2014-04-07 |
description:
The heat is on. It is, look.
domain:
the-heat-is-on
site text:
It is // // Look
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?doge machine |
DOCTADORN |
(2.33) |
1,540 |
2014-04-07 |
description:
I take no credit, but it needed to be on YTMND with the song.
Original reddit thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/22fyoy/dogecoin_animated_gif/
Creator: http://www.reddit.com/user/Fred_237
domain:
dogecoinmachine
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?David Guetta - Shot Me Down ft. Skylar Grey (Lyri... |
dolgij1999 |
(1.00) |
636 |
2014-03-28 |
description:
New electro track from David Guetta feat. Skylar Grey
Available on itunes : http://smarturl.it/DG_ShotMeDown
SHARE on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/sharer/share...
SHARE on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/home?status=New%2...
SUBSCRIBE for more Guetta:
http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...
www.davidguetta.com
domain:
elfvur
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 1 |
TournamenTMND |
(4.34) |
2,914 |
2014-03-05 |
description:
Here goes nothing. The theme for the first round is "appliances". Put "T5:" at the beginning of your site's title (example: "T5: [code]This is the title of my site[/code]"). Post it by Tuesday of next week (March 11)! Good luck!
domain:
TournamenTMND5-Round1
site text:
IT'S ON!! // //
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?THE UMFULD MUSEUM PART 3 |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(1.78) |
10,980 |
2014-02-09 |
description:
it's like Cheetahmen II on NES, the levels aren't adding up
domain:
umfuldmuseumpart3
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?Happy Birthday Captain-L337! (2014 version) |
GeneralFod |
(4.04) |
5,266 |
2014-02-03 |
description:
EasyGif Animator pretty much poops on anything it compresses; Why do I still use it?
After screwing up 3 years in a row it was time for some time
domain:
deathcannon
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?Run, ostrich, run |
CarlosPL |
(3.67) |
1,453 |
2014-01-20 |
description:
I saw it on a GIF with sound comp.
All rights reserved to Mr. JamaicanBaconify and that arabian guy who recorded the ostrich.
domain:
ostrichrun
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?Genesis's Mom |
lavitt |
(1.00) |
257 |
2013-12-31 |
description:
She's got it goin' on.
domain:
CinnamonGenesis
site text:
PEACE // LOVE // JOY
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?Genesis's Mom |
lavitt |
(1.00) |
313 |
2013-12-30 |
description:
She's got it goin' on.
domain:
GenesissMom
site text:
LOVE // PEACE // JOY
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?If it's on G+ it must be true |
bedead |
(1.83) |
407 |
2013-12-04 |
description:
resistance derp a derp a derp.
domain:
brandonbrandon
site text:
Brandon said it on G+ // it must be True //
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?Rygel Hates Starburst |
Lethe |
(3.81) |
2,309 |
2013-12-04 |
description:
It is the only candy Moya keeps stocked on board.
domain:
ihatestarburst
site text:
Prepare // for // Starburst
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?Ethan Mars is walking on broken glass |
elendraug |
(1.00) |
496 |
2013-11-24 |
description:
And I've got so little left to lose, that it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass!
domain:
ethanlennox
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?It's a put on! |
DolemiteMotherFucker |
(2.40) |
526 |
2013-11-21 |
description:
It's funny, you see, because Kai Winn only PRETENDS to walk the path of the Prophets. The bitch.
domain:
itsaputon
site text:
// EMINENCE // FRONT
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?Ah, yes. We've been expecting you. You&#... |
Xianny |
(4.55) |
6,067 |
2013-11-09 |
description:
On second thought, let's not listen to this music. It is a silly song.
domain:
socuciusergalla
site text:
Ah // Yes //
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?DOES IT LIKE IT?? |
aurorafalls |
(1.00) |
224 |
2013-11-07 |
description:
linda is crazy
domain:
itputsthelindaonitsskin
site text:
IT PUTS // THE LINDA // ON ITS SKIN
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?Alien Buddah |
warlink523 |
(1.00) |
1,103 |
2013-11-04 |
description:
a buddah statue with an alien on it
domain:
alienbuddah
site text:
Let it burn // //
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?Soda gets rained on |
JakeThePanda |
(1.83) |
20,066 |
2013-11-03 |
description:
Nick makes it rain on sodas nipples
domain:
SodaGetsRainedOn
site text:
I // MAKE // IT RAIN
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?Animal Crossing - Cally Stuffs In Her Butt :0 |
MatthewSeldon304 |
(1.50) |
1,180 |
2013-10-29 |
description:
I found this on my Tumblr page. I reblogged it in my page, I just saw something weird!
Darnit Cally, don't you dare stuff things up your butt! If you're in big trouble! ): (
domain:
cally
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?(nsfw) SnortingPig Porn |
MatthewSeldon304 |
(1.67) |
1,562 |
2013-10-28 |
description:
Click this, you will now see Snorting Pig had sex, and also plays video games for let's plays, it will rape you!
And that'll be funny, if someone should saw this, and hear this with your earbuds on!
domain:
snortingpigsquealloud
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?Altering the deal |
Philote |
(2.33) |
620 |
2013-10-26 |
description:
Based on Darth Vader's quote and robot chicken's joke based off of it.
domain:
Alteringthedeal
site text:
I am altering the quote. // Pray I don't alter it // any further.
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