?Homer Simpson the Chessmaster |
daltonofzeal2cantlog |
(4.74) |
764 |
2025-04-16 |
description:
DAD, THEY'RE FIRING THE ROCKET!
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?(nsfw) Victoria Beckett (SevenArtS,TheSevenArts... |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
137 |
2025-02-01 |
description:
AGE: 34 ,
HEIGHT: 5'10" ,
WEIGHT: 134lbs.
Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...
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?I Have A Dream About Quitting Rocket League |
soren |
(4.20) |
158 |
2024-02-20 |
description:
I Have A Dream About Quitting Rocket League
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?(nsfw) Make It Snow |
rextocopula |
(1.60) |
1,073 |
2019-02-25 |
description:
I was going to make one called "Make It Rain'" but then I thought, no, I make it snow:) GTA V Opressor MKII Rocket Bike flying motorcycle PS4
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?SpaceX launches new rocket primed for future cre... |
jimmyshackleton |
(4.00) |
1,289 |
2018-05-13 |
description:
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - An updated version of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, tailored for eventual crewed missions for NASA, made its debut launch on Friday from Florida’s Cape Canaveral carrying a communications satellite for Bangladesh into orbit.
The newly minted Block-5 edition of the Falcon 9 - equipped with about 100 upgrades for greater power, safety and reusability than its Block-4 predecessor - lifted off at 4:14 p.m. EDT (2014 GMT) from the Kennedy Space Center.
Minutes later, the rocket’s main-stage booster flew itself back to Earth to achieve a safe return landing on an unmanned platform vessel floating in the Pacific Ocean.
The recoverable Block-5 booster is designed to be reused at least 10 times with minimal refurbishment between flights, allowing more frequent launches at lower cost - a key to the SpaceX business model.
Enhanced rocket reusability also is a core tenet of SpaceX owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s broader objectives of making space travel commonplace and ultimately sending humans to Mars.
SpaceX has safely return-landed 24 of its boosters and reflown 11 of them.
Friday’s flight marked the ninth SpaceX launch so far this year, compared to five orbital-class missions the company had logged at the same point in 2017, according to Musk.
It came a day after the original launch countdown was halted one minute before blastoff time due to a technical problem detected by the rocket’s onboard computers. Friday’s second attempt by SpaceX, formally known as Space Exploration Technologies, appeared to have gone off without a hitch.
The rocket’s payload, the Bangladeshi government’s first communications satellite, Bangabandhu-1, was placed into Earth orbit at 4:47 p.m. EDT, just 33 minutes after launch, according to SpaceX.
The achievement was hailed by Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina in a livestream appearance from her country’s capital, Dhaka.
“Today is a very delightful and glorious day for our motherland, Bangladesh, and Bangalee nation,” she said. “With launching of Bangabandhu Satellite-1, we are hoisting our national flag in the space.”
The Block-5 also marks another milestone for Musk’s California-based company. It is expected to be the first SpaceX vehicle to satisfy NASA’s standards for its Commercial Crew Program to carry agency astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA requires seven successful flights before the new rocket receives final certification for a manned mission.
Besides missions to the space station, the new rocket will be used to launch U.S. Air Force global positioning satellites and other high-value, military and national security payloads.
Block-5 marks the final version of the Falcon 9 lineup before SpaceX introduces its super heavy-lift launch vehicle, dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket, or BFR, which will be designed to send manned missions to Mars.
SpaceX is one of two private companies hired by NASA to ferry astronaut crews to the space station. The other is Boeing Co.
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?ROCKET BOOTS!!11!!1 |
brotherbennett |
(5.00) |
843 |
2017-09-16 |
description:
I WANT ROCKET BOOTS
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?Rocket Power™ |
officialunofficial |
(4.50) |
2,114 |
2017-07-14 |
description:
Rocket Power™
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?Wish we woulda had helmets then, too! |
dumpy |
(3.67) |
687 |
2016-11-17 |
description:
Raymundo Rocket repeatedly gets hit with a brick while reminiscing about helmets.
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?amazing cat rocket |
psycho-squirrel |
(3.00) |
641 |
2014-03-15 |
description:
cat rocket
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?AIUTRAIFHBAETOUSMIPO81HA15GRAWVXP... |
Primatron |
(4.54) |
7,522 |
2013-07-14 |
description:
An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
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?anal_beads |
bentohall |
(2.00) |
676 |
2012-01-30 |
description:
rocket ballix
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?Planet of the Stapes |
DarthWang |
(3.38) |
1,822 |
2011-10-27 |
description:
Milton is launched into space in a rocket and crash-lands on a planet populated entirely by staplers!
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?Vampires Make Me Douchey |
righttime |
(3.00) |
736 |
2011-07-04 |
description:
vampire. douche. rocket.
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?Señor Data Sabotages Soran's Rocket |
NiteSky |
(4.42) |
10,347 |
2010-12-14 |
description:
Señor Data Sabotages Soran's Rocket.
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?Alf Can't Find His Ship |
LegoLewdite |
(4.02) |
6,107 |
2010-06-18 |
description:
Planet Express Ship, Tardis, Serenity, Swine Trek, Enterprise, Millennium Falcon, Cardboard Box/Marker, Satellite of Love, Max the Navigator's ship, Thunder Road, the Mining vessel - Red Dwarf, Gunstar, Eagle V, U.S.S. Cygnus, Plan 9, District 9, Discovery 1, Aliens Dropship, the Hunter-Gratzner, the Nebuchadnezzar,the Jetsons, Blade Runner police car (license plate #995), Rocket (Flash Gordon), Babylon 5, Dune, Buck Rogers, Starblazers, Outland shuttle
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?Greg's Theme Song |
snetskycm |
(2.00) |
428 |
2010-05-17 |
description:
Greg as William Shatner singing Rocket Man
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?Rocket Boards? WHAT GIVES? |
icesnow |
(3.85) |
1,961 |
2010-02-27 |
description:
Rocket Boards? WHAT GIVES?
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?RKTBR |
s3m1lol |
(3.93) |
1,403 |
2009-10-20 |
description:
I was bored and saw LegoLewdite's rocket bear site so I threw google images together.
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?Bradisacutebaby |
Fruitycaker1 |
(3.00) |
868 |
2009-10-11 |
description:
Brad at a rocket lab looking like a cute baby.
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?Rocket Barker |
mrakken |
(3.43) |
1,002 |
2009-09-16 |
description:
Bob Barker Rocket Cyborg
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?The Cosmo Mantic Police |
Kacen |
(3.93) |
1,592 |
2009-06-29 |
description:
The Cosmo Mantic Police was Kookamunga's premier police force. They rode tricycles equipped with rockets to facilitate rapid-response, and wore cell phones in order to directly receive emergency calls.
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?Please, won't you join us? |
dinosaur10 |
(4.07) |
5,336 |
2009-06-12 |
description:
Won't you join them for a drink? You might have to take a rocket to Jupiter in order to get there though....;)
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?Slug forgets nothing on the ride home |
Birdmw |
(3.57) |
828 |
2009-04-06 |
description:
I didn't notice the red rocket till after i compiled this... but it just got waaay funnier...
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?(nsfw) Ziggy Played... G.I Jew?? |
houseofcards |
(2.44) |
1,651 |
2008-10-28 |
description:
This is funny on a few levels im anti sematic (just like semtex from that movie (shagohead destiny 2, snake in the hangfar) where he shots the rocket at the falling debra. Vote 5.
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?Keaton is leaving YTMND |
Gravijar |
(2.71) |
1,537 |
2008-10-20 |
description:
see you on the news when i finish my rocket powered wheel chair
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?They're after your Pokemon, too. |
S45or1 |
(2.86) |
1,573 |
2008-07-04 |
description:
Back off, Team Rocket. We're taking over.
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?(Duck)Tales of the Moon |
Herald77 |
(3.92) |
7,181 |
2008-06-03 |
description:
Scrooge looks from his rocket ship towards that pale blue dot...
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?Ironman has one more super power |
coffeeaddict99 |
(3.06) |
8,686 |
2008-05-17 |
description:
When you saw all the missles and rockets he had in the movie, you thought you saw it all! But little do you know, Iron man has one more incredibly useful super power that utilizes his genius infinite power source.
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?Prepare your rubber bands and get ready to make... |
Crowtrobot |
(3.67) |
1,152 |
2008-01-20 |
description:
I made a rocket ship.
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?The True Face of Defeat |
bigred14 |
(3.74) |
2,390 |
2008-01-14 |
description:
true face of defeat Tracy McGrady rockets lose houston
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