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 (3.00)

lol, i like. Old Man does not say "It's a secret to everyone" though, that is the traitorous moblin. Old Man should say "Pay me for door repair charge!"

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The f*cktard who wrote this was in his SENIOR F*CKING YEAR?!??! WTF!!! Man, with idiot kids like this inheriting the world, I really have a pessimistic view of the future...I thought for sure that paper was written by some five-year-old kid.

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You're argument is basically that of St. Thomas Aquinas with the concept of the "Prime Mover" saying that at one point there was nothing and then there was something. Plato had an idea about this too, that he called "Ex Nihlo" (Out of Nothing) so the idea has been around for a while. In summation the idea of "God" as an old man with a beard doesn't really do it for me but what the "Prime Mover" theory does is it gives the idea of an unknowable force. Key word being, or course, unknowable.

 (5.00)

Really, man. awesome new backgrounds for awseome old loops!

 (4.00)

lol, screw that. us poland fans take it like a man!!! also be deaf by 20 yrs old

 (1.00)

Carbon dating is incredibly reliable dipsh*t. Jesus freaks claim it isn't because they have their heads up their asses and can't belive the Earth is more than 6000 years old. So they lie through their teeth and invent stories to slam it; look at missing links, we have plently of fossils of primative man, but ask a Bible thumper and you get some sh*t about how they are all fake, based off 1 hoax, ever. I find it funny that they will lie and sin to protect their beliefs from something that doesn't in and of itself disprove them. And even if it did prove it wrong, wouldn't you want to know you were so wrong?

 (5.00)

Gatta love that old Nintendo game artwork. Oh man, I acctually found that commercial on the net somewhere where that sound clip came from. The guy they had play Luigi looked wierd in that commercial.

 (5.00)

Heh, sorry, that was my annoying-ass 10 year old brother who doesnt know jack sh*t about what's right and wrong. I threw him in a lake full of deadly man-eating squids and will now proceed to track down and brutally toture this Daniel child.

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Wow man, real cool. I just hope you enjoy your sh*tty *ss operating system and viruses man. Maybe i'll just run boot camp and play my windows games. That list has to be pretty darn old too, cause there are well more than 65 games out for the mac

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Sh*t's old man. He was alive then.

 (3.00)

UM... changed my vote to a 3. I thought it ended at the old man. there's like 9 more minutes after that. this isn't a ytmnd, it's an independent film! see you at Cannes my friend!

 (0.00)

I won't vote on this, but damn this was great. That guy needs to learn that acting like a grumpy old man isn't going to get him anywhere. This is f*cking YTMND, not letspickaparteverything.edu

 (5.00)

man 50 years for 12 year old little *ssh*l*e pricks...5 for carlin

 (5.00)

these old fads are the reason i still go on this site!!!....MAN I LOVE THIS SITE

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Are you a teacher? I mean citing is common courtesy but not necessary. Are you like a 60 year old man? Would "plagiarism" hurt your feelings if it's a YTMND site? Most of us know when things are stolen and/or repeated anyway... and the votes/comments tend to reflect those things. Glad you took it upon yourself to let us know how to act.

 (5.00)

I'm an old skooler in spirit since I remember "You're the man now, dog!" from back around '01 when it was somewhat of a Something Awful catchphrase. Discovered YTMND.com at the beginning of this year and it felt like home.

 (5.00)

man i loved watching f*cking monster squad jesus christ they need to put out the goddamned f*cking dvd already GIVE ME THE F*CKING AMULET U 4 YEAR OLD BITCH WHORE C*NT

 (5.00)

Oh man the good old day of Jim Carrey! 5 !!!

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"Oh man the good old day of Jim Carrey! 5 !!!" What does Jim Carrey have anything to do with this?

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What the f*ck man? Mosesdarkangel is my wife! Why the f*ck did you go and insult her tribute to Steve Irwin? Is that all you have to do you little f*cking kid? I mean honestly how old are you? 8? 9? It's people like you who make this world a sh*tty place. You know, I bet AliensDoSkate is with your mom right now while your at school. Just leave everyone alone. You have nothing better to say, so just don't say it. F*ck off and have a nice day.

 (5.00)

Man those were the good old days when this the most viewed in the top 15 for like 3 months. Then it passed picard and got downvoted to crap. Those were the good days.

 (4.00)

Wrong on two counts: me being 12 and thinking that marriage is lame. You said that 'he has a smoking hot wife at home. Is that "balla" enough for you' - all I said is that 'balla' and 'marriage' are TOTALLY unrelated because you don't become a 'balla' by being a family man. And if you think I'm immature, all you seem to do is try to direct your attacks (and probable frustration) towards me vs. just sticking to my claim: engineers get less pussy (and are less apt at trying) than the average Joe. How many times have I attacked you personally? NONE, so consider that next time you want to pull "maturity" as a playing card, old-timer.

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screw reading all that. Good show old chap, deserves more than a 3.06. I'm a bit dissappointed in max too - you used to be cool, man. What happened?

 (5.00)

But how did that old man live 100 years without aging, even the slightest bit?

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sh*t, Welcome to the previous century., how original, sub-meh, LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i love asians, not good enough for the kandi man. MEGAWOOT@22@@@@22, Old pic lurk moar., new to me... also, that kid wins.

 (5.00)

Upvote for clever premise, witty summaries and topping it off with a scientology joke. Good show, old man.

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what a f*ggot, i'd actually like to murder that man and i wouldnt feel in the least bit remorseful, hell isnt real you old bastard

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I'm going to go to England and capture an angry abusive old man with a net, bring him back to the states, and I too will have a successful reality TV competition show.

 (1.00)

Very olde. Thankfully the man was fired.

 (3.00)

Sounds a little like The Old Man and the Sea.