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"What? Einstein went out of his way to prove the theory of relativity in his publishings. It is considered quite accurate to this day. In fact, satellite transmissions, GPS positioning and space transmissions to things like the mars rover would be impossible without the theory of relativity."<br />No, he didn't. He proved it's true if certain assumptions are true -- but we can never prove these assumptions. I knew GPS was based on Relativity Theory but there may be a better theory in the future... Anyway, I don't really understand Relativity Theory, so let's change the subject... By the way, did you know Newton was a Christian and, supposedly, he said it's ridiculous to think there is no God?<br /><br />""And in fact, some of modern science is merely a religion.."<br /><br />Oh really? Do you mean the parts which contradict your beliefs? What a coincidence that would be."<br />For instance. Another example is anthropogenic global warming and psychiatry (I believe psychopaths are possessed by demons). Let's forget Physics; I don't think it's a good example...<br /><br />"Besides, this clause of yours is actually damning of religion because it says some science is so bad that it is LIKE religion. It uses religion as a low mark to compare science against."<br />Yes, false religion is bad... I'm not saying evolution doesn't exist (dog breeds are a product of evolution); I'm saying it's idiotic to think life can evolve without the Creator but people beLIEve it because they don't want there to be a God...

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nevermind, just remembered my google space phone has an app that finds out what a song is. god bless them. it actually is last dance, just not donna summers, its sarah mcblahblahblah

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INT. CROCODILE ALLIGATOR (WAYNE MANOR)- NIGHT<br /><br />BRUCE WAYNE sits alone at a piano with his head buried in his arms. His loud obnoxious sobbing echoes throughout the endless space of WAYNE MANOR. ALFRED is awakened out of a peaceful slumber by the sobbing, and slowly fits his old british feet into some slippers while sitting on the side of the bed. He continues to sit on the bed for another 10 minutes while staring blankly at the door. ALFRED finally lights a candle stick by the side of his bed and takes it with him as he stumbles towards the door.<br /><br />BRUCE (still sitting at the piano) hears a loud crash echo from the third floor.<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />(echoing)<br />GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />(screaming back)<br />ALFRED! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />(yelling)<br />MY FEET GOT TANGLED UP IN THE PLAYSTATION 2 CORDS AFTER I SNEEZED AND BLEW MY CANDLE LIGHT OUT, I TRIPPED OUT THE DOOR AND KNOCKED THE TEA CART OVER THE BLOODY BALCONY. I ALSO FELL ON MY ASS.<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />(screaming like a girl)<br />WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP ANYWAY?<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />(rubbing butter from the tea cart all over his bare ass)<br />I HEARD YOU CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH DOWN THERE AND THOUGHT I SHOULD INVESTIGATE AND MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T HAVING ANOTHER BAT-FIT.<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />NO, I'M JUST CRYING BECAUSE SELINA KYLE WON'T CALL ME BACK.<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT MASTER WAYNE. YOU'RE CRYING BECAUSE YOU FORGOT THE BLOODY PIANO COMBINATION TO THE BATCAVE AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />(pausing for a minute)<br />NO.<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />(pissed off)<br />HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOWN THERE CRYING?<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />AN HOUR. MAYBE TWO. <br /><br />ALFRED: <br />I CAN SEE THE BAT SIGNAL OUTSIDE THE WINDOW. IT'S BLINKING AND MOVING FRANTICALLY IN THE AIR.<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />I THINK THEY'RE PISSED.<br /><br />ALFRED quickly pulls his pants back up and runs down the stairs. ALFRED runs at super fuck speed down the hall towards the piano. He jumps over BRUCE who is now on his hands and knees balling his eyes out with a fist in his mouth.<br /><br />BRUCE: (crying hysterically)It won't fucking open Alfred.ALFRED punches the correct key combination on the piano, opening the grandfather clock on the wall exposing the BATCAVE. ALFRED lifts BRUCE up off of the ground and tells him to hurry the fuck up. An exhausted ALFRED walks over to the piano and has a sit down. A slow 20 m

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music sucks? Dude, that's John Williams.<br /><br />compare my video to an actual star wars intro. timing is on, color is on, fonts are accurate. i have 3 stanzas just like all the intros, i used the same fonts as the intro as reported on wikipedia and other sources, the relative font sizes are extremely close, the star wars logo was literally used as a tracing template for my logo, even with letter melting and spacing. I even manage to get anti-aliased text and stars, and all under 6 megabytes for the .gif<br /><br />the only thing that is weak is that it is 12 fps rather than 24 fps. I was hoping to make it 24 fps, but the gifs that rendered out at that rate simply had too large of a file size<br /><br />god, your'e an idiot

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It had occurred to me just before I saved it and thought "maybe this isnt a good idea" but it seemed real odd to me that nobody had done it yet anyway. So I kinda feel like you cant fight the universe because if I did not make it chances are someday a YTMND user would be looking for a picture of Tipper Gore for a Pro infidelity/anti-environment Al Gore based site, see the picture of that fat whore with Levar next to her and make a simple yet obvious geordi site instead. So I had too do it basically. Otherwise there would be another creator. And since I am already the creator that would mean there would be two of me walking on this earth and the delicate balance of the space time continuum would be destroyed because not enough dimensions exist to hold that much "badassness" so in short I saved your life, wikipedia is actually God, and whenever you see a fat white chick chances are that a black guy is behind her checkin out "all that ass". Your welcome.

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Picard is married to the sea....er....space....god damnit....

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oh....mah....god......space cases. i love you. *orgasms*

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In space, noone can hear Palin. Thank God for space.

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how about we do this sh*t when we get to mars, then we'll only kill the ppl who know how badly f*cked everyone is if we make this thing for the love of god the guy who designed it knows it'll kill us all. What will it yield will it help us do anything will it. All I see is Dr. Mahatten coming out that thing and f*cking up our perception of time and space....f*ck. I don't want the world to die.

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First of all: LOL, Wiki. You take it seriously?? Oh god... Second: This does look depressing... maybe Jim Davis was having a hard time... but I don't think he was dead. It was just a nightmare. You cannot kill an innocent cartoon character like this anyway. I don't have space to explain it but... Use your logic.

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Not only can he travel through time, but now THROUGH SPACE?! HE HAS LEFT HIS IMPRINT ON TIME AND SPACE ITSELF! THIS MAN IS A GOD!

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no this is more akin to the "oh my god what the hell?" someone feels when they walk into a room and the space time continuum folds in on itself and takes you away to a kind of blissful paradise of mystical fantasticicism.

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God bless both of you, and Xalisae's Husband and brother. That said, If you think we are going after Iran, you're living in space. Iran would be a pain in the *ss if we went at them alone. Going at them with our forces spread in Iraq and Afghanistan will spell doom for our boys. Iran will give us a kick straight in the balls, and apple pie and Americana won't do sh*t for our troops. How do you tell troops and a nation to invade Iran when you can't gain lost support for two other battles? Not happening.

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Oh my god! You put that stapler from office space into a ytmnd! That's so awesome! Exclamation point!

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People made up god. You don't even have to disprove it. It's just a fairy tale. I've known this since I was very young and it wasn't difficult to come to such a conclusion. Churches are a waste of time, space and conciousness. Stop littering.

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Five for katamari & bowling & big alien space god & extra long description which I haven't read yet & I got mail from someone gay like fourest probably & cosmos.

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God damn n*gg*r space aliens and their n*gg*r rap music!

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Oh, I see a connection, but not between the universe and a giant marble Jesus (or anthropomorphic bearded God--take your pick) floating in space. I seems a little heavy handed and closer in spirit to Galactus: http://galactusbrush.ytmnd.com/.

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*as the battle on ytmnd raged on, one of the Featured users tried to get into contact with the ytmnd god, 'max'. many users put out their sites to demolish 'evilkahnman' but failed. Nedm used chapstick of fire, but evilkahnman used his space suck to destroy the flames. The 'LOL' sites tried to smash into evilkahnman at high speeds, but he dodged everyone of them, thus they all crashed together making a bandwidth blockup in the site. no reinforcements were arriving soon, so it was all up to the online users.

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r as in robert loggia. o as in oh my god, it's robert loggia. b as in by god, it's robert loggia, e as in everybody loves robert loggia. r as in robert loggia. t as in tim look over there, it's robert loggia. space. l as in look over there, it's robert loggia.

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R as in Robert Loggia, O as in omg it's Robert Loggia, B as in By God it's Robert Loggia, E as in Everybody loves Robert Loggia, R as in Robert Loggia, T as in Tim look over there it's Robert Loggia, space, L as in Look it's Robert Loggia...

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oh my god I just noticed he's playing space adventures on the TV, hahahaha

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5 STARS ARE AWARDED TO YOU AND YOUR SPACE FRIEND. GOD BLESS ALL OF GOD'S CHILDREN.

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Alright, but before the Universe, there was no first cause and so there was no need for any cause of the universe's beginning. The law of causality relies on time, space and matter. Without this, it cannot exist. Also, can you prove that it was a god that may have created our universe? You could hypothesize that it was a superior race that lived outside the confines of space and time and matter, and our universe was just some freak accident or the result of the invention of some very specific rules. >=)

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dont waste YTMND's INTERNET GOD SPACE with this trash

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How dare you little jabroni call The Rock a fog! The Rock is more like a mist that covers all of God's Green Earth, and not even the Earth is enough of a space big enough to contain the wonderful aura of The Great One!

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Space Invaders? Nude conspiracies? My God, Lyndon LaRouche was right!

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You are correct, but science still can't explain time and mass. Technically, we shall NOT have BEEN-th Made...EVER, but...science states we are here. Me? I believe in...the true power. Not religions. I believe what REALLY made us...Yes, it might really be a god, I'll except that. I will only except what...they, he, she,---"it" communicates. I only believe what is "actually" out there. Highest Logic? Man makes Buildings, Codename:God makes Time and Space.