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Hi there, [b]i’m pilleater[/b], princess of ytmnd.<br />This is my hubby [b]SantabotAi[/b], the most awesome ytmnd user in the universe.<br />[b]Fabulous upvote powers[/b] reveal to me the day I held and lost my virginity <br />and sang…<br /><br />Twenty-five years and my life is still
<br />Trying to get up that great big hill of hope<br />
For a destination<br /><br />I realized quickly when I knew I should<br />
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man<br />
For whatever that means<br />...<br /><br />And so I cry sometimes
<br />When I'm lying in bed just to get it all out
<br />What's in my head
<br />And I, <br />I am feeling a little peculiar<br /><br />And so I wake in the morning
<br />And I step outside<br />
And I take a deep breath and I get real high<br />
And I scream from the top of my lungs
<br />What's going on?<br /><br />And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
<br />I said hey, what's going on?<br /><br />And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
I said hey, what's going on?<br /><br />[b](pichu)[/b]And I try, <br /><br />oh my god do I try
<br /><br />I try all the time, in this institution<br /><br />[b](superdreamkilla):[/b] And I pray, oh my god do I pray<br />
I pray every single day<br />YEAH<br />
For a revolution.<br /><br />And I say, hey hey hey hey<br />hey hey hey hey<br />
I said hey, what's going on?<br />And I say, <br /><br />DON'T<br />JUST KEEP IT INSIDE<br />LEARN HOW TO HIDE YOUR FEELINGS.<br /><br />(Max in bed ignoring ytmnd party)hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?Oh, oh oh oh----Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination

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"Your plan is a good one," replied Elizabeth, "where nothing<br />is in question but the desire of being well married; and if I<br />were determined to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare<br />say I should adopt it. But these are not Jane's feelings; she is<br />not acting by design. As yet, she cannot even be certain of the<br />degree of her own regard, nor of its reasonableness. She has<br />known him only a fortnight. She danced four dances with him<br />at Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, and<br />has since dined in company with him four times. This is not<br />quite enough to make her understand his character."<br />"Not as you represent it. Had she merely diued with him,<br />she might only have discovered whether he had a good<br />appetite; but you must remember that four evenings have been<br />also spent together -- and four evenings may do a great deal."<br />"Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain<br />that they both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but<br />with respect to any other leading characteristic I do not<br />imagine that much has been unfolded."<br />"Well," said Charlotte, "I wish Jane success with all my<br />heart; and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should<br />think she had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to<br />be studying his character for a twelve-month. Happiness in<br />marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If the dispositions of<br />the parties are ever so well known to each other, or ever so<br />similar before-hand, it does not advance their felicity in the<br />least. They always contrive to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards <br />to have their share of vexation; and it is better to know<br />as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom<br />you are to pass your life."

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r. You<br />had much better dance."<br />"I certainly shall not. You know how I detest it, unless I am<br />particularly acquainted with my partner. At such an assembly<br />as this, it would be insupportable. Your sisters are engaged,<br /> and there is not another woman in the room, whom it would<br />not be a punishment to me to stand up with."<br />"I would not be so fastidious as you are," cried Bingley, "for<br />a kingdom! Upon my honour I never met with so many<br />pleasant girls in my life, as I have this evening; and there are<br />several of them you see uncommonly pretty."<br />" You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room,"<br />said Mr. Darcy, looking at the eldest Miss Bennet.<br />"Oh! she is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld! But<br />there is one of her sisters sitting down just behind you, who<br />is very pretty, and I dare say, very agreeable. Do let me ask<br />my partner to introduce you."<br />"Which do you mean?" and turning round, he looked for<br />a moment at Elizabeth, till catching her eye, he withdrew his<br />own and coldly said, "She is tolerable; but not handsome<br />enough to tempt me; and I am in no humour at present to give<br />consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.<br />You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles,<br />for you are wasting your time with me."<br />Mr. Bingley followed his advice. Mr. Darcy walked off;<br />and Elizabeth remained with no very cordial feelings towards<br />him. She told the story however with great spirit among her<br />friends; for she had a lively, playful disposition, which<br />delighted in any thing ridiculous.<br />The evening altogether passed off pleasantly to the whole<br />family. Mrs. Bennet had seen her eldest daughter much<br />admired by the Netherfield party. Mr. Bingley had danced<br />with her twice, and she had been distinguished by his sisters.<br />Jane was as much gratified by this, as her mother could be,<br />though in a quieter way.

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Only to the untrained eye.<br /><br />The distortion of forrest"s face and environment depicts how the world views him and how he views himself. <br /><br />The can of peas and carrots represent the finding of friendship in this frightening, twisted existence, helping him to carr on with his life.<br /><br />The haunting organ music is a phantom of the opera monster mash rocking beach party. Because sometimes there just isn't enough rock

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Max, if you really believe in the dream you would give this site some sort of moderation. Umfuld's said it a million times and he's right. There are too many cancerous parasites on this site and its gone from thriving, to being comatose and on life support.Users like farkle, santabotai, pilleater, joshcube, johnnylurg and their combined 10.000 alt accounts are what destroyed this place. No one wants to put any effort into creating any content when there are about 10 circle jerking faggots downvoting anything of value and upvoting moonman, santabot, mr.krabs, and party mouse sites. No one wants to view anything because anything of vaule is quickly banished into oblivion and everything on up and coming is vote hacked trash.<br /><br />I understand why you've hesitated so long on moderation but if you really want to resurrect this site then it is the only way. Complete freedom of expression is one of the things that made this place great a long time ago but in the end it appears to be the same thing that's killed it. You have to get some mods and there are still a few quality users here who I'm sure would do it. You could assign mod tiers and promote people when they moderate responsibly and revoke their mod status if they start banning user accounts based personal grudges. You could make it so accounts can't be permanently deleted unless the mods vote on it. Hell you could even be lazy and just have a group of users of your choice get together in chat at a designated time and vote out cancerous user accounts and send the results of the vote to you if you are too lazy to fuck around with the code for a mod system.<br /><br />So do you really care at all about this place max? It made you a pseudo celebrity once. Now it's good for buying you a bottle of grey goose every other week. So will you do something to fix it? Or will you give us another news update in 9 months briefly informing us of a con you will be attending. <br /><br />Also, I'm back bitches.

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Let's see: Exaggeration, speculation, opinion, speculation, exaggeration. You are a very symmetrical character. You say this, yet it's obvious that you spend the same (if not more) time on here than I do. Seems like you want to be like me. You see that I have passed you in number of votes, so you jump on it, viewing tons of sites that you instantly one, and then you come to gloat over the fact that you "got me". I bet you look in the mirror every day and see me smiling back. Your unconfirmed girlfriend questions why you yell "fuck you" in the bathroom every morning but you can't say why. In the past two or three months, you've left hundreds (if not thousands) of comments on my sites with the same, childish insults. You've wasted your time using a bunch of alts to downvote the sites of people you don't like. The majority of your time spent on here is wasted. You complain that this site has died yet you do nothing to try and make it better. You just add to it by egging people on, whether you want to believe it or not. <br /><br />So what have I done besides the Internet these past five years? I've been to places such as LA, San Diego, Los Cabos (during a cruise), Boston, Denver, Charleston, and Minnesota, staying in some of the most luxurious hotels in each of the cities. This summer I'm going to have a blast in Vegas at the Bellagio and possibly a stop at the Grand Canyon. Last summer was the best summer ever. I spent time at a lake, a casino, took road trips, spent lots of time with good friends partying, and just enjoyed life. I do make the most of my time during my college life, considering I live in one of the coldest cities in the US. I even had a Super Bowl party tonight. You can try and downplay everything I've said, but it won't change the facts - that my life truly is great. Yours might be too, I'm not trying to prove that it's

there should be a section on the new front page where users can post pictures of themselves. like, it could be called "Pick List" and we could like, post pics from facebook or just mirror pics or like pics of whatever. i was edward cullen for halloween, and i've been dieing to get my costume pics onto ytmnd. i looked really good. i had sex that night. with a big fat pirate in the bathroom at a party. that is not a lie.<br /><br />plus, i really want to see all kinds of real life user related stuff, like what cereal max ate for breakfast or what toilet paper brand feels the best on fourest's butt. like, if i could see a fourest-uploaded pic taken from the view of him sitting on the toilet, and you can see the opened Charmin Ultra Soft pack sitting next to the tub and like fourest's leg is blurry in the bottom corner of he pic, haha! that would be awesome.<br /><br />if you could upload .txt files or microsoft word files, that would be cool. i wanna read poetry, short stories, emails, journal entries, whatever. if a user made it, i wanna see it.<br /><br />everything i said is a lie. not the fat pirate part, unfortunately. i was fingering her butt and eating her out. i'm still waiting for my lips to break out and the roof of my mouth to turn to liquid.

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the girl who created this is a virgin and a fag hag.<br /><br />she's been fingered twice in her life. the first time by her best girlfriend right before their falling out. both parties can't help but think the hooking up had something to do with that, although seemingly unrelated and both parties insist on denying bisexuality, which is surprising considering the number of gay males they surround themselves with. they're young, high school still. the second finger fuck happened at Jock Michael's party in the bathroom when some creep nerd cornered her and she didn't know how to say "no."<br /><br />oh yeah, and a gay dude kissed her naked tit once. not even on the nipple (those areaolas are so huge, you'd think it'd be hard to miss) and it was for a drunken photo op on a web came. the pic was promptly deleted.

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THIS GOES OUT TO REALICIDE, THEE MOST INFLUENTIAL PUNK BAND TO EVER COME ACROSS IN A LIFE TIME. I ATTENDED ALL THOSE PHILLY SHOWS AND HANGED OUT WITH THE BAND AFTERWORDS AND PARTIED WITH MY FRIENDS, THAT WAS A STRONG PART IN MY YOUTH. FOR THEM TO QUIT IS LIKE MY YOUTH HAS DIED. REALICIDE EFFECT EVERYTHING HOW I LOOK AT MUSIC AND LIFE ITSELF. THERE WILL HARDLY EVER BE A BAND AGAIN AS POWERFUL AS REALICIDE. IT WAS THE COMMUNE WITH FRIENDS AND MUSIC, AND TO BASH THE ONES WHO TRIED TO STOP IT AND WAS A SCARED OF IT. IT WAS A REVOLUTION IN SENSE, PEOPLE TOGETHER AND NOT CONSUMED. THERE I MAKE THIS YTMND BRIEFLY FOR THE DEPART OF REALICIDE, TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A ROBOT WORLD. I MISS YOU ROBERT, YOU CHANGED HOW THE WAY WE THINK AND ACT. R.I.P

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Tile, you must be the life of the party with that wit of yours. Always with the jokes and the great stories.

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1. I think people mythologize death just as much as they do life, and never is it more apparent than in the reaction to celebrity death. and 2. You were at my bachelor party??

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This movie was so great, it starts off in Jamaica where Pacard is partying with Sanka and his Bobsled team, but suddenly the Luftwaffe arrives and airdrops evil cyborg nazi zombie mutant soldiers and attack, and one of them cuts of Pacard's prized EPIC dreadlocks, and escapes! Then the take them to Hitler's tomb and exhume his body, and the EPIC power of the dreadlocks brings him back to life as EPIC HITLER! Pacard tries to fight him with his super cool epic spy gadgets but loses to Hitler's EPICNESS! Then

I'm the life of the party actually, especially when I buy pitchers of beer for everyone and sing karaoke.

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ways of life are not allowed at the pajama party

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This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

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I'm a sucker for floyd and the star wars. I realize that this is a bit of a fad, but what is life without fads? Fads gave us GoBots, Monchichis, Pound Puppies, the Jesus Lizard, Pandas, The L Word, stainless steel appliances, Max Headroom, Ted Danson, Cybil, foam parties, Bobby Bowden, Nirvana, navel rings, NEDM, Pottery Barn, Pauly Shore, Stretch Armstrong, four CSI shows, neon lights, World of Warcraft, Thundarr the Barbarian, Ghostbusters, chicken and biscuits, Doctor Who, 70s haircuts, internets,

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If he was running with the Constitution party, I don't think anyone on this website would be supporting him. http://www.constitutionparty.com/party_platform.php To quote, for example, their position on the "Sanctity of Life": "The pre-born child, whose life begins at fertilization, is a human being created in God's image."

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"Ronald Ernest Paul (born August 20, 1935) is a 10th-term United States congressman from Lake Jackson, Texas, a member of the Republican Party, a pro-life physician, and a candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2008 presidential election."

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The evangelicals have such a stranglehold on the Republican party right now that they'd never allow the party to nominate a Mormon. Simple as that. And speaking as moderate liberal, I actually like Romney's politics alot. Even though he's taking on a bullsh*t pro-life anti-gay stance for the purposes of this election, those don't seem to be his genuine views.

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ahhhhh Hitler, he always was the life of the party

Well if fourest asked for a pity party for Christmas he came to the right place. Apparently humor is above religion, politics, most people's social lives, and pretty much everything except for their ytmnd account. Strange world you people live in. I guess you guys have never pulled a prank in your life. How did/are you going to survive college?

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ather than drifting around the site, ranting like a crazed *ssh*le. I'd guess that you'll ignore me, but remember that you're the one suffering for a lack of social life, happiness, or general purpose in society. Even if you do spend the time you're not trolling YTMND partying it up 'cause you're a crazy frat guy (or whatever your story is) you should be stomped to death for being a waste of space and time, because you're still an *ssh*le that no one likes, and who does nothing to contribute.""

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... bullsh*t studies made by the republican party in the 50's. I want actual proof, and it'll take a lot, since I did my f*cking studies on the subject, which is more than your sorry *ss will probably ever do in its entire life. Are we arguing that Nickmanning is a retard? Cause if that's it, then we don't have anything to argue about. People blaming others for their own problems are idiots by definition. Are we arguing that the guy who pissed off Richards is a douchebag? Cause if we are, I totally agree...

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"I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit ... We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the *poison of immorality* which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of *liberal excess* during the past ... (few) years." Actually, that kinda sounds like Dubya, The War Against Terror, and such.

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"I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit ... We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the *poison of immorality* which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of *liberal excess* during the past ... (few) years." , "Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord -Hitler (Mein Kampf)" - not an atheist. Suck it.

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Bersl2: Heh, very true, but I was refering more to life outside YTMND, where costuming, while certainly an eccentric thing to do, is generally an acceptable fun thing to do once in a while. Even the most sophisticated and high-class of folks like to indulge in the occasional fancy dress party. For me, fursuits are only disturbing when people wear them ALL the time, and then of course there's the yiffing issue, but thankfully that's extremely rare. If it's just for a party or convention, what's the problem?

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While I respect the views of all religions (including atheists), I must say the time has come for both parties, atheist and other groups associated with their own religions, to end this dipute once and for all. This is a beautiful and truly humbling site. I myself am Christian, yet find there is room for both science and religion in my life. One cannot ignore the truth of Carl Sagan's words. Conversely, it is nearly impossible to not yearn for a meaning behind the beauty and immensity of the universe.

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quit being a party pooper, steve irwin was a hero and did lots of good in his life, im sure if it were princess Dianna or Elvis you wouldnt feel the same.

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"Net Neutrality". They can make anything evil sound good. "Patriot Act" "Pro-Choice" "Pro-Life" "Democrat" "Republican". The world is too big with too many ideas for a two party system. I'm against abortion and against the death penalty. Where's my f*cking vote? *ssh*l*es. Guess I'll make my own party. Where I can cry if I want to.