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Abraham Lincoln's Fucktoy

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so fits the theme how Larry Craig looks like Abe Lincoln here.

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this aint america. its lincoln. or whoever. teh fcuk that it is. that is.

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anti-site site. i believe this guys like seth from family guy talking shit inserting shitwhenever he can.<br /><br />this isnt a site, its an anti-site. he couldnt resist. im leaving. this shit hole of a place. letting you idiots know that. unless you can buy a brain and vote 1. and get it off the front page. nothing creative or anytyhing about this. stupid, a federal reserve whore of a site, follow the money, thats what they do. this site is anti-site. since the internets freedom of speech. not who you know what fuckign how much money the federal resreve gave you noone gives money for ads. noone is paying someone to post an ad, it cost them bandwidth, then pay someone else off, money, thats stupid.<br /><br />so this site pushes a stupid ass idea, that yo morons believe yoyu deserve money. im out of this shit. this is suposed to be a creative site. ytmnd i. i thoght the voting was bad. the reason i never stopped around. but of course you love to destroy voting.<br /><br />electoral college which is your crutch for your fake arguement, y8ou bitch about IT. electoral colelge if looked at right is good. and works. works. each state is a country itself, and this country is united. but not un\der lincoln. <br /><br />.. sooo the only thing you push is your racist and anti-freedom agenda all day. what a shit hole of a site.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new website, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.<br /><br />Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that website, or any website so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that website might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.<br /><br />But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this website, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.<br /><br />Abraham Lincoln<br />April 1, 2004

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"No" - Abraham Lincoln

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check it out abraham lincoln still propoganding the southern states no wait its 2000 and now some foreigner is conducting terror attacks in america and hes black

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Yesssssssss Groarnak! +1 Abe Lincoln of Sparta usage

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and i bet you have big buck teeth and wear glasses and get beat up in high school. when i'm through with your asshole it's gonna look like the lincoln tunnel, cowboy.

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Timburtonham Lincoln: Vampire Lover

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"I do worship nature in that I am humble. When I see the mighty awesome power of nature and believe me I’ve seen some terrific power of nature; some typhoons off Japan during the war, earthquakes, I’ve been through some tremendous cataclysms on this earth and compared to them the atomic bomb is like a firecracker, its nothing." - George Lincoln Rockwell

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[b]MIK3M'S COMPREHENSIVE EXPLANATION OF WHY MY SITES ARE GOOD AND DARTHWANGS ARE NOT[/b]<br /><br />Subject: DarthWang<br />Status: Making cookie cutter sites with little to no originality.<br /><br />Some classic examples include<br />[i]- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made[/i]<br /><br />As we can see in these fine exampled, DarthWang takes one fad, or one existing [b]YTMND[/b], and simply inserts another.<br /><br />You see, [i]DarthWang[/i] plays with [b]Lincoln Logs[/b], whereas I play with Legos. He uses the same preexisting single colored boring pieces, and takes one how-to-build instruction manual, BUT WAIT, he changes one of the steps, to make it just [i]THAT[/i] much different.<br /><br />[i]Ooooohhhhhhh who gives a shit[/i]<br /><br />But me, hold on, hold the fucking phone, we got a [i]caller on the line here.[/i]<br /><br />[i]I do my own fucking thing.[/i]<br /><br />Argue as you may choose to, that I make shit, but I make my [i]own shit[/i].<br /><br />[b]Here is where you would argue that the songs I use in my mashups I didn't make, and the images I didn't draw myself, or I wasn't actually samtron recording a video of myself talking about earthbound.[/b]<br /><br />And I would argue that is the premise of [b]YTMND[/b], to use other assets to create new things.<br /><br />[i]DarthWangs[/i] problem is that he doesn't just [i]steal jokes and images[/i], he has to steal their context.<br /><br />Yes, when he creates something he can't even figure out how to put two and two together in an original way, he has to take a piece from the puzzle and just put another piece in.<br /><br />[i]Wow! It's like that other joke, but, like, slightly different![/i] ~ 2012 shitty users ruining the front page<br /><br />[i]My sites are better.[/i]<br /><br />I make my own shit.<br /><br />[b]Get a job.[/b]<br /><br />[i]Stop having your 16 year old moonman fans make you feel like you're popular.[/i]<br /><br />[u]And, most importantly:[/u]<br /><br />[b]Go 5 my sites.[/b]

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Abraham Lincoln: "We have no news from General Sherman. We know what hole he went in at, but we do not know what hole he will come out of."

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"The Jews killed Lincoln. That's why there is a triangle on the money."

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Must... Kill.... Lincoln...

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lincoln and reagan were republicans... so... the washington post brainwashed booth and hinckley?

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"There are certain topics that are off limits to comedians: JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln assassination just recently became funny. 'I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.'<br /><br />And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. Still one of my dreams."<br /><br />- Michael Scott

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i was hoping for irish lincoln

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Not Irish Lincoln though

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But it's Lincoln!

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Must... kill... Lincoln...

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Damn you irish lincoln!

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i agree. and i wouldn't take lickit's personal attacks personally. 1) he justifies his points there just as much (if not less) than we do and literally adds insults to such imagined injuries. ad hominem all around. B) being broad in supporting one's views is merely less persuasive, not incoherent. %) we're in a ytmnd comment thread, not a lincoln-douglas debate. so the conclusion follows from these premises that 83) no one gives a shit.

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The capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln.

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so profound...and the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!

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I got the idea for this at work. Straight up to the Afro Lincoln part.

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where is irish lincoln

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abe+lincoln

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the Lincoln assassination just became funny

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Abraham Lincoln wrote all his speeches, let's see Obama deliver a Gettysburg Address or Emancipation Proclamation without that teleprompter...the eloquence of presidential speaking is not what it was in the past