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Lincoln kinda did

We lost to Baby Abraham Lincoln riding lettuce in a sombrero?

I just learned that Abraham Lincoln was a true baller. Thanks Webby awards!

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I can understand many of your views on Lincoln and would have to agree with a several of them, some of them, however, I completely disagree with. But when it comes to FDR, I'm sorry, but you're almost completely wrong. Especially how you describe the "Great Depression" in American history as a "Flourishing Capitalist Economy." I would love for anyone to have told that to all the families in the dust bowl and all those stock brokers right before killed themselves when the stock market crashed.

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if lincoln had not waged his war, there would be no racial tension b/w the white and black communities. slavery would have grown obsolete with new technology, and the white slave owners would have let slaves go on their own terms. the KKK was formed because of white resentment to having what they believed to be their property taken away. if the war was never waged and the confederate states of america was around, it would be a land where only those affected by a decision can vote on it, w/o a federal gov

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lincoln let his army pillage massive cities that had no military garrison, rape women, steal from and kill civilians, and he threw american citizens into jail w/o habeas corpus (one of the reasons why most people hate bush). lincoln knew that the generations to come were going to criticize him as brutally as he crushed the rebel freedom fighters, so he spread propaganda like the emancipation proclamation (freeing zero slaves) so that people would say, "oh it was a war against evil slavery, so its justified"

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Lincoln, now praised as the great emancipator, not only freed 0 slaves, but created 100 years of hell for the black community. the south did not break away from the union b/c they wanted to keep their slaves as we are lead to believe, but it was because lincoln got elected without a single southern vote, meaning that the south had no representation. is that fair? having to follow the rules someone thousands of miles away sets for you is why we broke away from England.

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FDR and Lincoln are the only two that deserve the term barbarian.

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-1 for FDR there -1 for Teddy Roosevelt there -1 for Abraham Lincoln -1 for George Washington there.

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According to Wikipedia, "Barbarian" means not greek. I am not aware of any US president who is identified as Greek. -2 for stating the obvious, -2 for michael moore masturbation material. (Also, I'm well aware it also meant "Bearded", so I guess Lincoln, Cleveland, and Harrison are in; Washington, Jackson, Truman, ... etc are out)

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He wouldn't have pawned sh*t if it weren't for Lincoln.

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I've seen hawks with more Abraham Lincoln.

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I SEE ABRAHAM LINCOLN IN THE CHIP!

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Megapenny is controlled by Zombie Cyborg Lincoln. It has to be.

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miles high? I can see a boog in lincoln's nose.

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Must Kill Lincoln.

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Must, Kill Lincoln.

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bow to LINCOLN, the god penny

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Good God. We should've shot Lincoln when we still had a chance.

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You know, if we cashed in all the money the war has cost (1.2 trillion) into pennies, we could cover every single urban area of Iraq in 14 feet worth of Abraham Lincoln's face.

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4 for laser lincoln, 1 for being able to search for jew and come up with this

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razor gator ringtones. what better reason to throw a lincoln to max?

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Ladies Love Lincoln.

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for some reason this IS funny someone make a lincoln skeet for god sake

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Guyfawkesrules: Lincoln had plenty of experience in the house of reps before moving on. Grant was the worst president in the history of the united states, no joke. And Eisenhower had experience...in the army. And that didn't even help him, because he basically coasted through his 2 terms.

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lincoln had big internets

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and Lincoln had how much experience?

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I was not forewarned that there would be floating disembodied Abraham Lincoln heads.

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no lincoln has been pissed at me before

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+5 for Adventure Time! -1 for no Abraham Lincoln