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oh sweet jesus! must fav and +5 to you!

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omg f*cking gay as f*ck. lmao. notice how he takes a picture of the nude boy? jesus christ. Oh and i got you up to a 4 avg...your welcome :)

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Oh sweet Jesus. Nostalgia ftw.

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oh boy! lets be as offensive as we can and pay money so that we can see the pissed off comments people leave. Jesus christ, go get a good video game or something, you have too much free time.

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F*CKING QUINTANA!!!!!!! Oh, wrong jesus? Mark it 1. (zero, really.)

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oh jesus lol

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oh Jesus...no...my eyes...

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Oh, what was I thinking? People that aren't ignorant f*cks or 5 starring believers apparently don't bother posting on YTMND. Witness DerCreep, who manages to be both. Anyway, while the passage from Isaiah is about the "Messiah" that doesn't mean it's about Jesus. It never says "there'll be this cat named Jesus." It refers to the child of the virgin (or simply young woman) -- Emmanuel, he's called -- who will save Israel. Yes, I realize that this post makes me a pretentious asshat. I'm okay with that.

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OH NOES! race to the supply stores cause we'll all need to be ready in 4 billion years. but seriously, jesus will come back before then

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"Jesus Tapdancing Christ, it's a friend of mine screaming Thor over Spanish Flea. That's it. There's no inside joke. It's not from WoW. Quit bitching." Oh. Well, that's pretty cool too, thanks for the description.

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Oh jesus this is great.

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oh my sweet lord jesus

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Oh my god dude, I've seen guys f*cking each others *ssh*l*es who aren't as gay as you. Go slip a bottle into your anus while jerking off to a picture of Jesus...maybe the lack of free hands will stop this sh*t from being created.

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Ohhh pretty touchy about priests. Not only catholic priests molest children you dumb kike. Only the weak give up. Not worth argueing? Shows how weak your arguement is. "Oh and don't come back to ytmnd until you learn how to wash your mouth" This site was built on this sort of sh*t from n*gg* stole my bike, baby raping jesus, etc etc. So you need to learn to stop being a sensitive little prick and get that c*ck out of your ass. OH NOES SPAM! I bet you think the internet is a dump truck or a series of tubes

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Voted 1, because you are an anti-Catholic, bigoted fundie. Congratulations, you are by far worse than any athiest on teh interweb. You're not going to heaven just beause you love Jesus. Stop f*gging up YTMND with your stupid pretentious crap. Oh yea, and nice to place the Gospel up on its pedestal. Guess who put it together? THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. Good day, sir!

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OH JESUS CHRIST

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Oh yeah and to the people saying Hitler and the Nazis were Christian, your wrong. They didn't like Christianity because Jesus was a Jew, they didn't approve of a religion that involved worshipping a Jew. Also the Nazis were actually pagans who believed in ancient Germanic beliefs.

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OH NOES, YOU BLOCKED ME!!!1!1! And actually I only spam your sites because it is soooo funny. Your reaction probably all stems down to you being jealous that my dad and mom are hemaphrodites (which of course if you passed biology (which I doubt because they don't teach it properly in brain washing christian private schools) hemophrodites are sterile.) Do you wish they f*cked you in the *ss like your priest did? Did you buy this jesus toy? http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-div-1353.jpg

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as for how the Nazis would co-ordinate such statements with Jesus being Jewish - they simply denied that he was Jewish. "hrist cannot have been a Jew. I do not need to prove this with science or scholarship. It is so!" - Joseph Goebbels, 1929. People assume "oh Hitler must have been X, X or X but not a christian because he killed jews and jesus was jewish" - wrong. in the Nuremberg trials Gohring clearly even spelled out Hitlers intentions to strengthen the protestant church despite being a catholic

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The article even mentions Max and the whole Lohan Facial debacle.. ah yes, the first ytmnd war.. those were the days.. now ytmnd is just filled with n00bs posting pics of their friends with "omfg gay" captions. Oh lord jesus, what has become of this once great website???

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oh jesus the terror!

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SATAN RULES!!! EMBRACE THE LORD FOR HE SHAL BE YOUR KING!!!!!! all this jesus sh*t is just that- horse sh*t. if i were the tourettes guy right now i'd be like YOU PIECE OF SH!T. YOU HAVE BALLS. YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS? THEYR SMALL AND THEY DONT GIVE A SH*T. BOB SAGGET BOB SAGGET BOB SAGGET. SH!T. OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID I WANT BACON AND EGGS

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oh and Faust:Jesus why are you still here? Becuase he loves you.

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Jesus man! Why would you do that to us?! It's hideous!... Oh, and I'm a fat guy so +3 for the cheesy poof.

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:3333 NEDM ^^ Beat that horse even more dead for me, I'm lovin' it. For as long as you keep posting your religious views, I will continue laughing at you. This fight, this splitting over religion is EXACTLY what YTMND needs, and it provides me with such entertainment to watch the jesus-followers and the RAPTOR-jesus-followers squabble over 2 inches of ground. Certainly you are bringing such anger and hate to ytmnd, making athiests hate christians and christians hate athiests. OH no, I ran out of space!! NOo

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I like it but...Jews + Jesus DO NOT MIX!!!!!!!!!11111111111 Oh well still 5.

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Oh sweet jesus, that was funny. Thanks for making this whole ytmnd religious debate tongue in cheek humor, it made me smile. 5'd and Fav'd.

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Oh, and as if that wasn't enough, you've taken a scene from which 100% of 'teh funny' was allocated into Syncan's original extended-cut YTMND. Therefore I just have to ask: What's a YTMNDer of your caliber doing making sites like these? I know your stuff, I like a lot of it. But man, this is a whole new low. You really made baby Jesus cry this time, man. D:

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Oh sweet jesus.