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dont ever try to blow up twisted sister or you bonk your head a lot, idiot

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"Just another attempt to get famous ytmnders to comment on my site" This might the most honest thing you've ever said here.

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More like Marv is the best fad ever

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this still gets stuck in my head all of the time without ever even listening to it. not the original song, but this one.

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Sooooo...accepting a flame war challenge from my pit bull is a waste of your precious time but arguing via entire paragraphs with the fucking Ritalin snorter above is time well spent?!<br /> <br />Congrats, I believe it is entirely the case that the two biggest fucking morons ever to connect to the internet have finally found each other. Tim Berners-Lee and Al Gore can sleep well tonight knowing that all the decades of their hard work have finally paid off.<br /> <br />(by the way, you crippled gerbil dick of a mental midget, there is a difference between a definition, or denotation, and usage, or connotation, in language. What you or your stupid fucking father or some angry Randian commenter posts in one of your tard-vacuum forum comment sections in no way changes what the words "selfish" or "greed" mean. How different people utilize language merely illustrates whether or not they have a fucking clue. And you, pussyPussyPussy, have not the slightest of clues)

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you asking me these questions whenyou know the godamn answers to them. people greedily votuing you up shit at all, when this site has no content, ooh what butt did you poop that out of? cuase its stupid. has been repeated. started from a bad idea. noone ever agreed with it. but what do you do? repeat it.<br /><br />its like the simpsons sites. who fucking cares, that show was over with 20 years ago. and until you stop repeating it it wont go away, then itll never get good. so go fuck yourself, NObody has to see your stupid shit, so SHUTUP. <br /><br />getting on the internetm with other people, then posting your vain sites, like ciabook. and ytmnd. how is it different? how has it ever been different? oh yea, it contains a few things that people can put to make something funny. alright, thats good. but noone cares about YOUR ideas. at least be original or funny make a statment dont suck dick, get a brain and not a butt taht you shit out of. asshole. FUCKK

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wearing out the truth bought to you by woman. oh and the rest of ytmnd not giving a shit. or anyone who wants to talk about woman. ilove they way they can talk shit about you, then never do nothing but repeat that or never say shit. ever. ever have a statment or comment on anything. fuckign losers.

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But we're not done yet. <br /><br />#3A. http://i.imgur.com/ecqRwA4.png - Fast forward a year to May 30, 2013, just a month before max finally empties the deletion queue to once and for all delete the gr33nscr33n account and all its history from ytmnd. Despite my repeated attempts to delete the account for two+ years prior, retards like you and DW think it's some sort of punishment against me or something. But that's because you are dumb. The funny part? At that moment, a month before this massive, multiple account having, disreputable troll account is finally, entirely, and permanently removed from ytmnd history, my comment rating is still +0.80 with the second most comments made ever on the site at 23,841. <br /> <br />#3B. http://i.imgur.com/XxXeA2K.png - You, on the other hand, despite all of your brown nosed ass kissing of max, and all of your attempts at dis sites against the gr33nscr33n account, or FFFU, which you think is operated by one of the most hated users on the site, JoeyJoeJoe, despite all your attempts to be a "sincere" member of the "populace," you are leveled off at a -0.80, now with 4,130 comments. Which is basically to say that, despite all your attempts to knock some of ytmnd's most obnoxious users down a peg, nobody gives a flying fuck what you do or say.<br /> <br />Well, aside from the part where we all laugh our fucking asses off at how stupid you are, comment after comment, revealing a bit more mental retardation with every post. The unintentionally hilarious "Mr Bean" of ytmnd commenting.<br /> <br />Yeah, people are tripping over themselves to show you their respect. You jar of Taco Bell farts.

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Did anyone else snort into their brandy snifter when they read madDoge use the phrase [i]are known to implicate false evidence[/i]? I mean, we wouldn't ever want our evidence to be falsely implicated, would we? I sure wouldn't. That's why I keep all of my evidence free and clear of all false implication.

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Don't ever stop making these sites.

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Cops. Hired goons to protect us from freelance goons.<br /><br />I've had a range of experience.<br /><br />• Mistaken identity (wrong place, wrong time, detained, but was exonerated).<br /><br />• Stopped and searched needlessly a few times (IDK why, I'm white, handsome and clean-cut).<br /><br />• Caught me doing something wrong once (16 years old and homeless, I was taking change out of my ex GF's unlocked car for food. This was the first and last bad thing I ever did).<br /><br />They recovered my stolen car after prison escapees stole it and robbed a bank (my car broke down on them during the getaway - lol!).<br /><br />It's a shitty world out there, and somebody needs to take on the baddies. But people who enjoy taking on baddies have their own issues, and they aren't your friend unless it benefits them.

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"You'd lose that fight, kid. The only reason you're alive is the state protects you."<br /><br />Are you superman? Because I can't think of any other reason why someone could get up or survive a gunshot to the head afterwards, unless they would be wearing some advanced ballistics helmet. Even then, you would be on the ground.<br /><br />Also, if I lived in a community where there was private security, AND you managed to survive such a gunshot, they would take you out.<br /><br />If they proved to be inadequate or nonexistent, I am sure the neighbors might get you. At least the kind I would live around would be packing heat.<br /><br />Besides, statistics show that states have killed more people than they have ever protected. They have killed many more than private criminals could ever hope to. In the 20th century alone, states have killed upwards of 200 million people. Not even factoring in those they have killed using their militaries in war.<br /><br />Besides, if you pay attention to the news, there are all kinds of reports of police brutality in the USA where they kill numerous people.<br /><br />The fact is that you are far more likely, statistically, to be killed by a police officer than any private criminal.<br /><br />But I understand where you are coming from. After all, the state has very effective propaganda and prejudice on its side. Most people do not look at facts or statistics. They just get butthurt when contrarians come along.

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fuckyuou. this site sucks. its shit. i make a site saying this sites emo. this is a contest. thats what it is. this is the WORST SITE EVER. id didt ever want to see this. he's pushing copyright, cause THATS WHAT JEWGLE IS. they CENSOR EVERYTHIGN WHILE GBACKING IT UP TO SELL YOU CUAWE THEY ALL WAYS BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING OOOOOOH everybody LOok theire stealing from me. when people, like SCROOGLE. not their shit theyve stolen form that name now but the site that took out the spam results and threw the cookies away and gave you results. GOOGLE bitched about taht. shut that site down, cuase they couldnt afford it no more, with the costs. or whateve the fuck reason it was for. all search results with JEWGLE Sucks. if its copyrighted then jewgle sells it off later. max doesnt censor this site is like, anti-internet.<br /><br />hes taking an idea like the million dollar site that the guy was creative with, well, he steals it, throws a jew in front. WHAT TEH FUCK DO YOU THINK HE MEANS? is this max? its means he is a piece of shit cocksucker. this site sucks. its the worst ever. <br /><br />my shows how ytmdn is emo. the site, the music. yea thats all you need. if the site wasnt fit for the music, the background, and music, then someone would of said so. but it is. thats my point. this sites shit. it doesnt even have any creativity to it.

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all you people can do is push the same old shit all day. over and over the SAME GODAMN FUCKING SHIT.<br /><br />go make your matrix sites. talk about fight club. ever since then, around that time they been trying to take over every fucking thing. i guess by making shitty shit. <br /><br />youve stolen, a good idea, that site with a shit load of ads and nothign else, so theft, then thrown a animated max head over top of it WOOPTY FUCKING DOO IT SUCKS. wheres the thoguht creativity. isnt shit and its destructive. morons go vote you jew upvotes.<br /><br />to this emo site. i want everybody to hear what i gotta say hear what i say. durr durr. oh can i get me an dmy gay butt buddiesw to get eeryone on top. <br /><br />electoral college was made so mob rule wasnt enforced. you guys are out attacking that, i guess you got plenty of jews now all on the intenret.<br /><br />youve made the fake accounts to prolifer this. if i made fake accounts to get ridof this shit.<br />what would it matter?<br /><br />then yo cry its not at top and its on the front at the top, the highest votes, are now, emo. oooh i need to fucking make sure it is i gots my beezing rights. to sucktubes, i got rights to sucktubes. and youll destroy the votes steal them. just like an election.<br /><br />electoral college is explained. constritution was wrote by smar tpeole and noone would do it unles it was smart. thats why you all are stupid.

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with the rest of yu bought out jewgle shit, can you guys shutup about fucking the internet over, ever? always like oh jewgle their so good. oh man the serach results i mean ads. are so good. fucking waste of fuckng godamn time while YOU FUCKS THINK ITS FUCKING FUNNY OR SOME SHIT OH DONT WORRY GO ALONG THEN YOULL HAVE RESULTS NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ABOUT EVERY GODAMN THING THIS SITE IS A COPYRIGHT FUCKING PUSHING SITE FUCK YOU FLUKE YOU MAKE THE WORST GODAMN SITES EVER FUCK THIS SITE>

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and the rest of their bought results. who the fuck pay sfor this shit ? noone.<br /><br />I CANT GBELIEVE ANYONE MADE THIS GODAMN STUPID SITE> MAX. hey everybody ill suck jewgles dick then ill be on the whenever the governemtn takes over the internet and says here give it to jewgle ill beon their list then be a thing like a nigger site on the fake not internet. wont you?! fuck you this site is destrructive and ap iece fo shit ill eave if that happens. he can add his ads all he wants to dicks. but ill block the scripts, ill block whatever unless i feel he needs money. <br /><br />add more emo shit and il just fucking do nothing. i already made my site which you morons think isnt any good. well, your on a site where you vote. and hes catered to your gay asses by puttting voting on the top.<br /><br />voting is only supposed to be a by-product. fuck this godamn shit. shitty site.<br /><br />why i never started for 5 years after i made an account. only stopped by to look. <br /><br />this site is the shitties one ever. ever ever made here. your asking for copyrightintg to go cause once they sell their shit to them, theyll bich about copyrights hell have to go along with their crap, and theyll just buy it out any how. <br /><br />FUCKYOU GODAMN MORONS.<br /><br />go ahead do it. i wont be here.

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What do you mean, "again"? Did it ever have them before?

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When did I ever say that

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Did you ever watch the original Cosmos? Fond memories.

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[site firstbloodklassix:site] <- best site ever

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There is no way I'm ever going to add a "Rip from Youtube" option to the site creator.

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Any attempt to make something transformative based on *anything* that has *ever* been seen on this site results in condescending, elitist venom. All that's left is users bitching about how no one ever produces anything, and users making sites about other users. THIS is what killed YTMND.

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[b]vintage para para vol.2 is one of my favorite albums ever[/b]

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wow man someone basing a ytmnd off of another ytmnd? it's not like that's ever happened on this site before

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this is the best site ever

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i know it but dont expect it. looking for myself if i want it will give it to me faster. waste of conversations and stuff with these ppl... what th efuck. its gotta be some waltz. its not modern at all whatsoever. maybe i should check some of my tapes, i know ive heard this, or think i have. maybe someone i know will know what song this is. ever heard of midomi? my mic isnt plugged up but you can sing into it and it will guess your song.

"Someone who knows nothing about YTMND, who happens to have any of the above be the first site they ever see, is likely to continue to click other YTMNDs."<br /><br />Someone who knows nothing about YTMND, who happens to have any of the above to be the first site they ever see, is likely to have a false impression of YTMND! When THIS is what YTMND is about:<br />yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com<br />Just look at Mom's Spaghetti: it's got over 1.7 million views, while artfag sites get 20000 at best (nowadays).

Everyone has their opinions about Lego, fourest, and fearcondom (who has been gone for I don't know how long), but when it comes down to it, they post decent material, quality stuff you probably wouldn't find too easily on other websites. <br /><br />Something quirky about a particular topic:<br />[site hossenfeffer:site]<br /><br />Film and gaming:<br />[site confident:site]<br /><br />Something completely bizarre:<br />[site rainbowremix:site]<br /><br />Someone who knows nothing about YTMND, who happens to have any of the above be the first site they ever see, is likely to continue to click other YTMNDs. If they are unfortunate enough to pick one of your WTC7 gifs with a misleading title, they'll think this site is run by fucking retarded conspiracy theorists and never come back. The up and coming isn't perfect, but there's a much better chance that something good is there, more so than the recently created. <br /><br />I shouldn't be one to talk about great content, as I'm no expert YTMND maker, but I'm not gonna stay quiet when a jealous lizard with zero site making skills is trashing users who clearly excel in making YTMNDs. <br /><br />The old layouts are dated. The current one is fine, other than the placement issues I mentioned above.

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The drunkest I ever got caused me to record a 15 minute video of myself playing Mortal Kombat II and throw up on myself, the floor, and the garbage can, which was crammed full. I felt bad for the Red Baron pizza box that got the brunt of it throughout the night as I leaned over the side of my bed several times to heave the remaining leftover bile onto it. The next day wasn't a whole lot of fun, as it included yet another fire alarm incident just minutes after I threw up for the last time, which more or less trashed a completely empty monstrous trash bag that I stole from the janitor's trash room. I feared that I was gonna lose it again in front of all the people as we filed outside. But there was nothing left in me. I haven't had a glass of Sunny D in three years. <br /><br />I think lickitwellhiem is more likely to get drunk and jerk off to something furry.

Also, I'll be shutting the store down soon. The current stock counts are as follows:<br /><br />[code]<br />Small - 30 ($12)<br />Medium - 12 ($16)<br />Extra Large - 30 ($16)<br />Special edition XXL - 1 ($30)<br />[/code]<br /><br />If you've ever wanted one (or some stickers) hurry up and buy one because soon I'm going to start burning the leftovers to keep warm.