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If you want to make good graphics, become a CGI designer and leave YTMND alone!

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I originally wanted someone else to post it because of that, but I decided to post it myself

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"The Mont Order has been described as an ancient and secret society, which regards itself as doing God's will"<br /><br />The reason they want secrecy is they're doing evil. Evil is done under the cover of darkness; good works are done in the sunshine.

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I like the part where you attempt to shame me back, rather than accept that it's totally fucking pathetic that a self-proclaimed middle-aged man who [b]KNOWS WHAT'S FUNNY, DAMNITALL!!![/b] sits around all day on some website or another keeping "score" of views, likes, or whatever the fuck it is you've got scribbled down on those piles of notebooks from watching spy for nights on end. <br /><br />I also like the part where you think that retarded .GIF humor is some fucking contribution to the annals of Western Civilization. You think everyone should give the same amount of fucks that you give about some half-assed headpaste animation, like it's tantamount to "doing something with your life."<br /> <br />Take all the shots you want at directory's account, you cranky old fart. That guy don't give a shit because, after a year or so of making some of the most consistently well liked sites, at the peak of the ytmnd's popularity--and without resorting to "man gets hit w football" meets "pop culture joke inserted into internet meme inserted into pop culture joke somehow involving a fart, boobs, gay sex innuendo, or pedophilia" bullshit--he quit. Because this is all that fucking easy. And because it's funnier to play sociology games with you tards instead, to run five or six accounts, where people hate the guts out of one while worshiping another. To this day, you've got fives on sites of his that you still don't know were his.

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Here, uncircumcised, I wanted to help you spam that link to your [b]FAGGOTY ASSED VOICE!!![/b], where you sound just like the creepy Catholic pedo priest we all know you are: [site embarassed:site]

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Holy air plane glue sniffing shit, mDS, that was even more incoherent than usual! It is absolutely impossible to discern your argument from that shitpile of words. I mean, I want to keep this exchange up, keep you on the line and all, as that's what trolls do, but ffffffuuuuck, you troll yourself so damn well, I don't even need to respond anymore! It's so beautifully moronic, it's like a flamewar bonus egg encased in a soft-skull retard helmet!<br /> <br />[i]"What you are saying is that people who shuffle around money make the decisions."[/i] No, you fuck tard, that's what [b]YOU were saying!!![/b] Quite the opposite, I was pointing out that equating quality with ratings (or money or listernership or whatever the fuck you want to call the currency of capitalist corporate radio) is how you get fucking Justin Bieber or how "According to Jim" was on for 8 seasons or how there are not one but [b]TWO FUCKING GARFIELD MOVIES!!![/b]<br /><br />And of course you don't know why I made ref to the gov't or commies: you're seriously dumber than my dog's neutered balls, wherever the hell they may be. <br /><br />You really are so incredibly fucking stupid that I do not know how you don't choke on your own tongue every night, thinking that it's a wad of Big League Chew! Jeezus Hell-a-copter Christ, you are one stupid fuck fart of a bongwater soaked Muppet!!

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That's what the Patriots would want the country to beLIEve!

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If you want to show off your talent, you're at the WRONG place! This is a humour site.

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Darthwang wanted me to deliver this message - needs MOAR stef

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I don't assume that you and that Umfuld were picking on me for my political views or any of the other nonsensical reasons you stated, because you two pick on almost everyone. Obviously you both have issues of interpersonal aggression that you want want to consider therapy for.

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WANTED: Someone to go dancing with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own friends, because if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine. Safety Dance Not Guaranteed. I have only danced once before.

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i want sum of what you are on lol

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You're late to the flame war. It has already been established that listeners want to cut off his head and shit down his neck hole. You should try to keep up, simpleton.

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Whereas in your case, they want to stab YOU.

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microsoft has realized they suck and want to suck everybodys dicks so we put this advertisement when your doing something not related to fucign anything to do with windows

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You have the kind of job that makes total strangers want to cut off your head and shit down your neck hole.

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i made a marv site one time and now fluk3 wants to be my enemy.

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I dont know what to tell you man. I thought it was a real poetic way of saying she is going to be close to him.its just that its code<br /> If the guy with some pull wants to know more about someone without steping on his ties. Yiu just say you just a say go ahead and take a job zo yiy can clock some dowery and you say and water his plants. You know?

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Just want everyone to know to expect BIG things soon<br /><br />We are going all the way to the top<br />we are going to expose the unkown<br /><br />so stay tuned folks

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Basically my experience broadcasting high school sports. Fucking kids want to shout into my microphone.

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You still need to make "Garbage Day did 9/11" where you splice the scene of him pointing and shooting and then the explosion on the towers, and you can add something in the description and keywords about him being a NWO agent or something if you want but make the site

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i wanted to like this but it has your faggot name attached to it

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Darthwang's not availble at this particular time but he wanted me to deliver this message to you - <br /><br />fieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeive

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well i ain't evil<br />i'm from hoboken<br />cookin mini sausage<br />and baby start chokin<br />i'm a hungry man™<br />i don't want pineapple<br />blow down your house<br />and then i'll drink a SNAPPLE<br /><br />bring you to a simmer<br />really fast<br />shove my greasy fingers up your<br />MOTHER'S ASS

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darthwang wanted me to tell you fieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeive

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Because all I wanted to show was a funny scene from Crayon Shin Chan, makes me a pedophile? Okay then.

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zOMFG FOUREST! I REMEMBER WHO THE OTHER GUY IS THAT IS LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!! HIS NAME IS FEARRRCONDOM AND I WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH BOTH OF YOU IN TIDY WHITIES!!!!!!!!!!!! <br /><br /><br />I FUCKING LOVE YALLS SITES ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN THERE'S KACEN TOO!!!!!!!!!!! I GET SOOO EXCITED I START RUBBING MY BREASTS WHEN I SEE YOUR SITES!

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I want to see the one where they kill YTMND and have to go bury it but need a butcher knife from Martin Scorsese's mom, so they go see her at 3 in the AM and she makes them eat dinner.

Hey now. I'm going to have a booth at Salt Lake Comic Con if anyone wants to stop by. I'll be selling memorabilia and giving out autographed screen shots of my YTMNDs. I'll be next to Seinfeld's soup nazi and Napoleon Dynamite.

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Dammit I really wanted this domain