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Near midnight on Chappaquiddick Island, a possibly drunk and definitely married Senator Ted Kennedy takes a right turn instead of a left. His car winds up skidding off Dike Bridge and is quickly submerged upside-down in salty Poucha Pond. His passenger, RFK office secretary Mary Jo Kopechne, is knocked into the back seat. Kennedy swims to safety, whereupon he fails to rescue his companion or even simply report the incident to authorities until the following morning.

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Senator, I gave up after he blocked it. May I suggest you edit it so the puck beans the referee in the head?

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Actually Senator, I was clarifying it... I am a musician and may never be able to play guitar again after hearing that squeal. Then again, I never could play very well anyway... and yes, Senator, I do talk to myself, and even answer myself. In fact, I am beside myself, and have a split personality... when I play golf, I don't say "Four"... I say "Eight".

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I'm doing the opposite. I'm making fun of that fat clownish drug addict for saying stupid sh*t like: "I hope Obama fails!" and for encouraging fascist nuts like Senator DeMint, who said that it doesn't matter whether what Obama proposes is good or bad, that they will make this (health care reform) his Waterloo.

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Barney Frank. The sassiest Senator of them all!

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Senator Clinton would approve.

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Homers acting more like a congressman than a senator

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You are correct, Clinton DID balance the budget, with a republican house and senate. Rush helped out the most at that point being the speaker of the house. And the reason that government grew under Bush is because of Nancy Pelosi and the fact the the dem's controlled the house... Got any more "facts" that I can disprove?

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LOL, Senator completely missed the sarcasm there.

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Don't worry, Senator, I've got some caine on tha stove, nahhh meen?

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Why did Minnesota elect a third Senator for New York? Shouldn't they have actually elected someone who represents their state?

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Franken is New York's third Senator.

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F that i voted for norm coleman and MkKKain!!!!!!!!!! I hate Al Franken and he had the most annoying commercials ever and he sounds like the biggest dumba$$ in the world. HI, I'm Al Fraanken and i love to suck dick, vote for me as senator and you can watch me suck my own dick all day!

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The people of Minnasota are now fully responsible for any and all nonsense that comes out of the US Senate for the next six years.

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When I saw the budget-cutting senator sneak into the thunderbirds control and was burned alive as an enemy spy, I couldn't watch any more :(((

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You finna hit a state senator, String?

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Note to self: he actually kicked the bucket early in 2008. Since then I have planned to make a site called, "Tom Lantos leaves the Senate forever," but still haven't gotten around to it. He's going to say a few words, morph into a bat, and fly out the window- FOR THE LAST TIME. The MSPaint rotoscoping takes a lot time, though. I also mean to add Lantos's Transylvanian vocals to this site but it's too late to edit without a resubmit.

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where near cleveland senator john jerry?

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FRED THOMPSON WAS AN ACTOR BUT HE WAS ALSO A POLITICIAN SO THINGS THAT HE SAID IN MOVIES COULD BE FUNNY IN THE CONTEXT OF BEING A SENATOR BECAUSE A POLITICIAN WOULDN'T SAY THESE CRAZY KINDS OF THINGS DO YOU GET IT HAHAHAHA

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If you are Senator John Kerry then can you and your buddy, Al Gore cool it with the global warming nonsense? We don't need to impair our industry any more.

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No, I am Senator John Kerry, a Senator for the United States government, so no I am not a programmer.

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Like the rest of the state, Santa Clara County is facing a financial crisis that is precipitating deep cuts to services. The County is seeking ways to cover a $230 million dollar budget shortfall, and is eyeing programs to slim down in the effort. Many of these cuts are coming in the form of reduced funding for programs such as drug and alcohol treatment programs. The County recently put on hold a plan to eliminate dozens of positions in its mental health department. At the state level, the recently passed budget contained some 15 billion dollars in cuts to education and social services. While the state budget did include sales tax increase, there was no income tax increase. The state and counties are left with placing the burden of the budget shortfall on the most vulnerable segments of the population. Nauseatingly, it is the sales tax increase that has generated some of the loudest grumbling. State Senator Abel Maldonado was served with recall papers for casting the decisive vote for the budget-not in rea

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Anakin Skywalker never had no sex with Senator Palpatine in the Star War!

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Obama pretty much said the same stuff when he was an Illinois senator, but anyone's expendable in the Obama admin. ATHF for the 5

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Feature me too, after all I am a Senator, it's good to be on your governments side.

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I agree, what we need is a fresh face, but someone with a stoic, experienced approach. I nominate Senator John Kerry, and i'm sure he would be more than happy to report for duty. Thank you. Good Night, and Good Luck.

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I can't believe i never saw this one til now. 5'd for "I DON'T THINK SO SENATOR JON CARRIE" alone.

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You have been bitching this much just about what you feel to be bad semantics? :rolls eyes: First of all, your'e wrong. Plenty of things can be ironic and appropriate at the same time, given the right context. Secondly, I could care less that he was your senator. That does not make him any better.

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Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!