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not saying all non featured users are queers. i was talking to the no featured users that were queers. misunderstanding....ya queer.

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I think I am the only user not shout out'd. That hurts man, after we killed gr33nscr33n I know we said we weren't going to talk anymore, but damn.

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Though I agree that we should do away with the featured users section that fact is that people have been talking about what killed YTMND since the day I made this account. (I'm going to spam this now)

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Lesko used to come into the coffee shop that I barista'd at. Talk about a guy that needs a serious kick in the ovaries...and just in case you are wondering, yes, he does always wear those retarded question-mark suits. Oh and he drives a question mark VW Bug. He should play the Riddler in the next batman. There's a YTMND for a featured user to make.

I only ever communicate with users via comments/news posts, for most of the day to day I discuss stuff in the ytmnd dev irc chat, I would be very pleased if more people idled in there and popped in to partake in discussions. Featured users was something I made in an evening after talking with ROY4L briefly.

But seriously, you should make it so people will stop posting that creepy looking kid with the deformed face. I tend to now stay away from the recently created because of that user with the fifty million alt sites. If you look at that section and click on all of the sites, at least half of them have that picture. I would give you a link to it, but I can't even look at it without losing sleep every night. Please someone know what I'm talking about. =(

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It's a good rule of thumb to bitch slap featured users like dctownes because they have no idea what they're talking about and vote high on piss-poor sites. We'll miss you, douchebag!

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^btw predicting -30 comment score because, "ytmnd users without girlfriends" (lets call them), hate to see the ones with girlfriends talk about how hot they are and hate to see the girlfriend be cooperative of their ytmnd endeavors. Literally everytime i mention her on this site i get -60. Anyway any takers?

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Wow look at mr high rated featured user talking down to a lesser ytmnd'er. I think i'll show your ytmnd to another 15 of my home g's f*ggot, F*ck hierarchy

And that's the whole thing I've been talking about dealing with. But you can't turn around and say someone using 10 alts to downvote a sites is bad, but using 10 alts to upvote my own site is good because it balances out in the end. That's destructive, self-serving logic. Do you have any idea how many users have caught people upvoting their own site with a bunch of alts as soon as it was made? That isn't countering downvoters. That's forcing a site into the U&C.

Sorry guys but as much as you think (and you think it because you are following what other people think) fourest has made alot of sites that made me LOL. I am talking really laughing out loud sitting on my computer by myself. Until you can amass a site list like his then you need to stfu. It's people like him who bring new users to the site and make max money from ads and donations. A person who actually wants to entertain people through his humor, graphics and sounds. That's why I have always backed him

Forget shirts, jackets and hats. Max needs to look at YTMND as a whole and think long and hard to himself what every single user here always needs. I of course am talking about YTMND brand condoms, pregnancy tests, c*ck rings and of course sunscreen.

ear rape is fine, just nsfw. downvoting is fine, gives a balance to ytmnd. however, constantly talking trash in comments needs to be controlled, due to the fact that it does piss users off and makes everyone sound like little children. so, something better than just a +/-, which does very little, that can eliminate this type of flaming.

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You all have to be f*cking kidding me. The only way computers effect someone's sex life is if they talk to a girl about their computer. And considering mac users can't shut the f*ck up..

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actually the jaw is known to clamp up after death like lock jaw, so if you open the jaw and try that it could easily snap back closed and you can get castrated! Users be warned! But it's not like I'm talking from experience... *cough*

Can featured users please get some kind of feature to vote in or out other featured users? Because there are a handful of pinkos -- and I think we all know who I'm talking about here -- who need to have the threat of banishment over their heads to keep them in line.

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First of all, it's not hacking. It's not MY fault if subscriptions mysteriously dissapear if I change my mind about whether to subscribe to a user or not a couple thousand times a day. Anonymous and non-verbal? I sent our targets messages shortly after we started... You guys don't know what you are talking about

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Since when did I say my sites were unique? Dipsh*t. For me, YTMND is about making fun of sh*t, not being "unique" and special. I consider many of my sites funny, and apparently, so do a lot of other users. Show me one well made and funny site of yours that doesn't use a ytmnd fad and I will take back all that I've said. And what the hell do you mean by my calling on my "friends" to help, if your talking about IVIegadude and claris, whom I don't even know; they just think your site sucks like all the rest do

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Oh, you're one to talk. I'd take any other user's word above yours. It's ironic how you say I can't make a funny site, when you somehow think yours are "Unique" and funny. I've already made plenty of sites that don't require recycling old crap like you do, take your own advice and quit calling on your friends to help.

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Wasn't talking about that. This is like the 4th time a user's done this gimmick. All it needs now is Boards of Canada/Aphex Twin to cap it all off. Don't waste your time, it's not going to go anywhere. It definitely doesn't work with the other sites in your profile.

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"That's the difference between me and users like Korf41, who focus on criticizing instead of focusing on providing to the YTMND community." I've never provided anything to the YTMND community. Right. Also, is the problem you have with my the content of my comments or my lack of "provisions"? Why don't you talk down to the people who merely provide empty complements rather than providing to the YTMND community? I'm giving you my honest opinion. Why not call out the liars?

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So far I'm keeping the most complicated tally to date: +3 for image, +2 for sound, -3 for dissing pink users, -2 for making a political statement that is, essentially, untrue (because I haven't seen any pink user do this), -2 for whining, +1 for being able to laugh at yourself, +2 for actually getting people to talk about this, -1 for whining, +2 for making such a site so early in your career, +3 for a hilarious overreaction, +1 for the funny comments...to be continued...

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I'm not talking about the hard point of the message itself. Non-featured users are always going to complain about the featured, but this one is more than your usual non-pink bitching. Is it not awe-inspiring when a practically newborn user comes in and pokes fun at the featured user system, as though he were one of the big swinging dicks of YTMND, and actually pulls it off in an entertaining fashion?

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I find many things to be cliquish like sports teams and the Chess Club. I mean, in order to be on the roster you have to PARTICIPATE? WHAT? Racist, I'd say. Or, at least, atheleticismist/bobbyfisherist. In this case, we're just being creationist (OMG GET IT IT'S A STUPID RELIGION JOKE). I guess to avoid being cliquish rather than talking amongst our friends about ideas we should pm users at random from the list so as to avoid seeming cliquish. Oh, and, uhh, #?! is a public forum, so...

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omg i like how all the users that have been here longer talk down to the newer users like they are the reason ytmnd is soooooo bad...what a bunch of douche bags.....ive been going to this site for a year longer than you.......you suck cause of it.....

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if you were talking to me, i wasn't addressing you... i was addressing this *ssh*le http://www.ytmnd.com/users/captiancharisma.

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*Applause* thank you money-hat. Ok money-hat, today we have MasterSitsu on the line with us today, and he is probably gonig to try to talk your way out of liking me as a user. Woudl you like to be transferred over to him? Yes, No, Call back after Happy Days.

i dont know man, charging YTMND users may be a bit of a burden to ourselves, but if the alternative ends up being the site not existing - The Nazi LOLacaust option of elimating unviewed/unvoted on sites, shutting down registration and paying to avoid advertisements is something i can live with. I dont know what other ideas to come up with - anything else would be radical changes that i havent thought the consequences of - you talked about Some reviews section before, like as if the ytmnd.com main page became a choice between going to the sites area or a more blog/different styled entertainment site/main page with a staff of contributors that could perhaps generate more revenue to the site without costing nearly as much in bandwidth.

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"If you honestly watched this 3 minutes long piece of sh*t, expecting to find a big surprise at the end coming from this f*ggot, you will die alone, period." this guy sure talks big for someone who puts more effort into each and every comment he leaves than any other single YTMND user. is that how you get the ladies?

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SORRY GUYS BECAUSE IM SUPER RICH AND HAVE A HUGE TEAM OF CODERS WHO CAN WRITE LOTS OF NEW FEATURES AND DO DATABASE ADMINISTRATION AND SYSTEM ADMINISTRATION AS WELL AS PEOPLE TO TALK TO ADVERTISERS AND MY HOSTING COMPANY AND DEAL WITH LAYOUT CHANGES AND KEEPING THE SITE UP AND DELETING DUMB USERS AND ANSWERING SUPPORT EMAILS AND DELETING SITES WITH PICTURES OF FECES EATING AND DESIGN, PRINT, TRACK AND FULFILL T-SHIRT ORDERS FROM THE CUSTOM BUILT STORE I HAD THE CODERS WRITE . i just drink martinis all day.