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sh*t...did you hear? elvis died. so did abe lincoln

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actually you forgot lincoln

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The real objective of the game is to assassinate Lincoln...

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I predict a ytmnd civil war The Kassiuscy vs The union as lead by fourest-ham Lincoln. You know what, screw it, those names are lame.

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Well Ron Paul disagrees with Lincoln and civil war. It wasn't about slavery it was about the Federal government overruling states rights. But yes, looking at party lines and identity politics is no way to vote.

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The ghost of Abraham Lincoln was angered by this ytmnd. Please post this comment in 10 ytmnd profiles or he'll strangle you in your sleep.

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only 3'd because there is no lincoln assassination game......the JFK won wins the 5 becuase it more humorously blends the past with the present...try again sir :-p

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5'd for making a YTMND about Lincoln getting killed, and supporting Confederate's - YEEHAA!

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hahahahahahahahaha oh man I damn near laid some Lincoln logs in my boxers when I read this

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1. There is no aircraft carrier called the US Lincoln. It is the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72). 2. In 1995, it was homeported out of San Diego so they wouldn't have referenced themselves as the largest ship in the Alantic Fleet.

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MUST..KILL..LINCOLN. (points for anyone who gets that refference)

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OMFG! ...LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN! XD

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If YTMND pages were presidents this one would have to be Lincoln (first term not his second).

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Abraham Lincoln was a women!!!!!!! And everything they printed was 100% true...its the other news that are lieing(lawl) I loved Weekly World News

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Attila the Hun...and theres Professor Moriarty...Jack the Ripper....Evil Lincoln!

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Abraham Lincoln was a woman.....I knew it!

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After being denied 3 times, the band finally were given a recording contract by Warner Music Group. They later had to change their name after finding out another group had already taken the name Hybrid Theory. They named themselves Lincoln Park after driving past an actual park named Lincoln Park. But when registering for a URL, www.lincolnpark.com was already taken. They then changed the letters around to try and find a way around it, and ended up getting www.linkinpark.com

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MUST...KILL...LINCOLN

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needs IM TOM LINCOLN!!!

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i miss the good old days when only the best could use the internet...people like george washington, abraham lincoln, and jesus

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ROFLMAO ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS A REPUBLICAN, THEREFORE HE FAILS

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So, other than that, did you enjoy the show Mrs. Lincoln?

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Colt 45 peacemaker is a ref to BTTF 3, which has nothing to do with Lincoln getting shot but it's in there nonetheless.

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Shoot Lincoln for a free Darringer.

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I'm not trying to feel hardcore. That would be pointless. Apparently however, you fail to see the juxtaposition in it's absurdity, and if you were able to comprehend any manner of quxiable humor, you would be able to extract the fact that a Shoot Lincoln banner is the least "disturbing" type of banner, yet inherently funnier than the others due to it's arrival in the succession of the banners and also coupled with the fact that is a direct callback to the string of "too soon" comments that have been left.

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Lincoln was shot with a Derringer pistol, not a Colt .45.

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How about Abraham Lincoln?

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Clearly a Lincoln, but you get a 3 for a good idea.

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Well since I've 1 STAR'ed and left the comment "Too Soon" in every YTMND that mocks death, 9/11, ect, no matter how old news it is, it's been pretty much a RUNNING JOKE with me. I've recently left the " ! Star/Too Soon" on a Lincoln assasination site, several Kennedy sites, 9/11 sites, an FDR site, Crock hunter, school shooting sites,---- I'd say I'm pretty consistant with it.

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Not Lincoln! He promised to free the slaves T_T