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I'm the life of the party actually, especially when I buy pitchers of beer for everyone and sing karaoke.

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finally i found a Thief-related YTMND. instant 5, Life of the Party is the best mission ever.

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marx is the life of the party

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i love how brian peppers looks like the life of the party. YTMND is where EVERYBODY KNOWS HIS NAME.

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ahhhhh Hitler, he always was the life of the party

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Tile, you must be the life of the party with that wit of yours. Always with the jokes and the great stories.

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peewee herman is a f*cken jacking-off homo loser and his show sucks and he fails at life but this, this rocks the party that rocks the body. -1 because it's peewee.

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From Neil J. Bauman (Eric's Daddy): I had heard about this milk before trying it myself. A big black guy leaving my swingers' party ran over my gay son's kitten in the driveway, but I was miraculously able to bring him back to life using the power of the milk. Hallelujah and praise Xenu! Sure, his legs are broken and he's missing an eyeball, but my little Eric loves him all the same.

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YEAAAAAAAH DAVE WILL ONE DAY RISE BUT FIRST WE WILL GIVE HIM THE PARTY OF HIS LIFE

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The evangelicals have such a stranglehold on the Republican party right now that they'd never allow the party to nominate a Mormon. Simple as that. And speaking as moderate liberal, I actually like Romney's politics alot. Even though he's taking on a bullsh*t pro-life anti-gay stance for the purposes of this election, those don't seem to be his genuine views.

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This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

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"Your plan is a good one," replied Elizabeth, "where nothing<br />is in question but the desire of being well married; and if I<br />were determined to get a rich husband, or any husband, I dare<br />say I should adopt it. But these are not Jane's feelings; she is<br />not acting by design. As yet, she cannot even be certain of the<br />degree of her own regard, nor of its reasonableness. She has<br />known him only a fortnight. She danced four dances with him<br />at Meryton; she saw him one morning at his own house, and<br />has since dined in company with him four times. This is not<br />quite enough to make her understand his character."<br />"Not as you represent it. Had she merely diued with him,<br />she might only have discovered whether he had a good<br />appetite; but you must remember that four evenings have been<br />also spent together -- and four evenings may do a great deal."<br />"Yes; these four evenings have enabled them to ascertain<br />that they both like Vingt-un better than Commerce; but<br />with respect to any other leading characteristic I do not<br />imagine that much has been unfolded."<br />"Well," said Charlotte, "I wish Jane success with all my<br />heart; and if she were married to him to-morrow, I should<br />think she had as good a chance of happiness as if she were to<br />be studying his character for a twelve-month. Happiness in<br />marriage is entirely a matter of chance. If the dispositions of<br />the parties are ever so well known to each other, or ever so<br />similar before-hand, it does not advance their felicity in the<br />least. They always contrive to grow sufficiently unlike afterwards <br />to have their share of vexation; and it is better to know<br />as little as possible of the defects of the person with whom<br />you are to pass your life."

Well if fourest asked for a pity party for Christmas he came to the right place. Apparently humor is above religion, politics, most people's social lives, and pretty much everything except for their ytmnd account. Strange world you people live in. I guess you guys have never pulled a prank in your life. How did/are you going to survive college?

there should be a section on the new front page where users can post pictures of themselves. like, it could be called "Pick List" and we could like, post pics from facebook or just mirror pics or like pics of whatever. i was edward cullen for halloween, and i've been dieing to get my costume pics onto ytmnd. i looked really good. i had sex that night. with a big fat pirate in the bathroom at a party. that is not a lie.<br /><br />plus, i really want to see all kinds of real life user related stuff, like what cereal max ate for breakfast or what toilet paper brand feels the best on fourest's butt. like, if i could see a fourest-uploaded pic taken from the view of him sitting on the toilet, and you can see the opened Charmin Ultra Soft pack sitting next to the tub and like fourest's leg is blurry in the bottom corner of he pic, haha! that would be awesome.<br /><br />if you could upload .txt files or microsoft word files, that would be cool. i wanna read poetry, short stories, emails, journal entries, whatever. if a user made it, i wanna see it.<br /><br />everything i said is a lie. not the fat pirate part, unfortunately. i was fingering her butt and eating her out. i'm still waiting for my lips to break out and the roof of my mouth to turn to liquid.

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A sawtika doesnt mean that they are nazi. Before the nazi party and hitler took the simble and turned it into an international symbol for hate and fear. It was a sighn of eternity, peace, and everlasting life. It can be seen in old jewish temples as well

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The Monk life just isn't that easy until you can get into Bones Parties :\.

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I wanna know the lyrics to that song too...I think it's "She doesn't get enough cocaine...Party...Thrills...Life...Love...Hope...She died from an overdose." Prolly wrong, but at least they kind of make sense.

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Sweet. Would be better with the original Koopa Kids, rather than the lame ones from Mario Party. And End fails at life, just like all other Nintendo haters.

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Ha, yeah. Much like my Birthday party last year. And the year before that. And the year before that. That about sums it up for my life right there. 5 All the same.

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"Net Neutrality". They can make anything evil sound good. "Patriot Act" "Pro-Choice" "Pro-Life" "Democrat" "Republican". The world is too big with too many ideas for a two party system. I'm against abortion and against the death penalty. Where's my f*cking vote? *ssh*l*es. Guess I'll make my own party. Where I can cry if I want to.

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quit being a party pooper, steve irwin was a hero and did lots of good in his life, im sure if it were princess Dianna or Elvis you wouldnt feel the same.

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While I respect the views of all religions (including atheists), I must say the time has come for both parties, atheist and other groups associated with their own religions, to end this dipute once and for all. This is a beautiful and truly humbling site. I myself am Christian, yet find there is room for both science and religion in my life. One cannot ignore the truth of Carl Sagan's words. Conversely, it is nearly impossible to not yearn for a meaning behind the beauty and immensity of the universe.

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Bersl2: Heh, very true, but I was refering more to life outside YTMND, where costuming, while certainly an eccentric thing to do, is generally an acceptable fun thing to do once in a while. Even the most sophisticated and high-class of folks like to indulge in the occasional fancy dress party. For me, fursuits are only disturbing when people wear them ALL the time, and then of course there's the yiffing issue, but thankfully that's extremely rare. If it's just for a party or convention, what's the problem?

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"I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit ... We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the *poison of immorality* which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of *liberal excess* during the past ... (few) years." , "Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord -Hitler (Mein Kampf)" - not an atheist. Suck it.

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"I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit ... We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the *poison of immorality* which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of *liberal excess* during the past ... (few) years." Actually, that kinda sounds like Dubya, The War Against Terror, and such.

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... bullsh*t studies made by the republican party in the 50's. I want actual proof, and it'll take a lot, since I did my f*cking studies on the subject, which is more than your sorry *ss will probably ever do in its entire life. Are we arguing that Nickmanning is a retard? Cause if that's it, then we don't have anything to argue about. People blaming others for their own problems are idiots by definition. Are we arguing that the guy who pissed off Richards is a douchebag? Cause if we are, I totally agree...

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ather than drifting around the site, ranting like a crazed *ssh*le. I'd guess that you'll ignore me, but remember that you're the one suffering for a lack of social life, happiness, or general purpose in society. Even if you do spend the time you're not trolling YTMND partying it up 'cause you're a crazy frat guy (or whatever your story is) you should be stomped to death for being a waste of space and time, because you're still an *ssh*le that no one likes, and who does nothing to contribute.""

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"Ronald Ernest Paul (born August 20, 1935) is a 10th-term United States congressman from Lake Jackson, Texas, a member of the Republican Party, a pro-life physician, and a candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2008 presidential election."

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If he was running with the Constitution party, I don't think anyone on this website would be supporting him. http://www.constitutionparty.com/party_platform.php To quote, for example, their position on the "Sanctity of Life": "The pre-born child, whose life begins at fertilization, is a human being created in God's image."