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"But yeah. There is a God. Stop denying it already, people." Remember the Greeks used to believe the stars were chariots of fire? Before we had science, when people couldn't explain things, they made them up. All God is is a myth left over from earlier times. The whole concept is useless and outdated now.

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There is not enough good soil to feed just North America on fruits and vegtables alone. Not to mention that some animals would overpopulate and they also eat greenery. Thats not even factoring in all the pesticide intake we would get over the years... now you don't think the stuff would be organically grown do you?

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Excellant. Certainly one of the best YTMNDs there is, and indeed, a great site by all internet standards. People need to know.

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"oh yeah there is this man who is above all physical existance who decided to make moral people called humans and liek they live these pointless lives and erm like are like animals but like uber and god loves them" f*ck OFF YOU f*ckING IDIOT LEARN SCIENCE

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LMAO. "There is more to being king than getting your way all the time". I LMAO'd. Thank you.

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1'd not for religion, but for logical fallacy. I just about hit the roof with the fish ---> birds deal. If you believe, you believe, and that is all. Don't make up proof for your faith when you damn well know there is none. Your arguments are just about as logical as me saying "I felt like being pissed off today, so you must have made this YTMND just especially for me!".

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"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*gg*rs, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless"

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whoever can look at this and say "interesting" needs to look at the zero-effort approach taken to it. aphex twin will make ANYTHING seem like it should have a billion meanings. it's NONE of his work. he can sit on his *ss and f*ck around in his graphics program all day for the word consumer and arrows, but the only thing that really sets the mood is the Aphex. there is no talent here. there is a pseudo intellectual who is trying to carry his brain like a longsword and finding the blade won't leave his palm.

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There is a big difference between racist and joking, people who can't take a joke shouldn't come to ytmnd, they should just cry all day. Also, hmmm.

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@sethola - Actually, it wasn't topped off with Christianity. The excerpt he put in didn't mention Christ, or the holy trinity at all. All it really said was that there is a god out there and we know it. @hobbe - Religion isn't about how, it's about why, which is the prime reason that science and religion can exist together. I find it a shame that so many go about thinking that things they learned in highschool disprove god, when in reality they've only improved their understanding thereof.

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Cheat a little? Wow, I guess someone writing the code to grant him over 40,000 votes in a manner of hours counts for nothing? One of you ruined it for him, there is no way the accumulated votes by all of you would climb that fast. I love this site, but don't even act surprised and upset over it. iBgerd for the f*cking WIN.

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wow. i just watched the whole thing. what a load of sh*t. You must be very ignorant. there was a lot of things leading upto creatures starting to form. Anoin has an awesome quote to religion: Before we had science, when people couldn't explain things, they made them up. All God is is a myth left over from earlier times. The whole concept is useless and outdated now

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Darn! I missed all that! Is there gonna be anything like this again?

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I don't get it, all it is is some guy saying 'There are people on my computer' over and over again.

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I was at the end of my rope- my divorce had just been settled, I got fired from my job as a turkey inseminator, and I had to put my dog to sleep because he raped my neighbor. In despair, I dropped to my knees and said "If there is anything in the world that has any meaning at all, please show me." The glorious head of Sean Connery appeared and spake unto me- "You're the man now dog!" My life has never been the same.

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The untraceable e-nitrous oxide (e-laughing gas) that you inhale every time a YTMND is opened. To every individual person, there is a certain amount of e-nitrous oxide in each YTMND that is sent, be it a lot or none at all. Do not try to find where the e-nitrous oxide comes from, be it your monitor, speakers, etc.. That's impossible. Instead, take comfort in the fact that somewhere out there is a virtual refinery of e-harmony waiting to be inhaled.

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I just tested and noticed that this doesn't sync AT ALL when using IE, not sure about Opera. Please don't downvote if you are on IE or Opera and there is no signs of syncing.

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http://khan.ytmnd.com this was made the earliest of them all, i searched for all khans there is, ranging from 1 a to 25 a's

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What the scientifically inclined christian believes as "god's work" would be the transition from "NOTHING existing" to "something existing." From there, science does the rest. It's not the complexity argument, it's the "Unmoved mover" or the "uncaused cause." Saying that everything happened because something else made it happen, and if you trace it back far enough, there is something that happened to start it all that had no cause.

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It's always good to see all sides. I also liked how you were extremely open-minded and didn't insult anyone by this. Personally I believe there is a God and a complex system which supports a form of evolution. I have no proof of this, but this belief leads me to not waving my hand off at theories. ^^

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I hope you go to the hell that doesn't exist. Until you die. You will be the reason there is hell, just for the sheer irony of it all.

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There is no period between the "DR" "Pepper." Still I can't bring myself to give the greatest soft-drink of all time anything less the a 5 star rating.

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dhaos is 100% right. There is nothing wrong with firefox per-se, but all those idiots who praise it makes them totally bullsh*t to listen to. And people who purposely shuts down sites to IE users and tell them to go download firefox instead. I mean, come on. You don't stop talking to friends for buying a diffrent brand of butter, do you?

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Of course he looted the store, clearly they all did. It's not like there is a clerk standing in the waist deep water to take their money.....

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You think that?I tend to see alot of bad sites in up and coming and alot of good sites slip off it. I don't think there is any justification behind a screenshot of "yahoo news" with a red outline saying "wtf" or something already hosted elsewhere with no effort by the user posting it other than copy and pasting it,etc, getting up there, and a would be classic being pushed off by them. Bad comments are better than no comments at all, at least it gives the poster some insight as to why their site is doing bad

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There is no substance to this at all. Take it down. "it's already on the top 15" That was a dark hour in YTMND history.

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The watermark didn't get in my way of entertainment, seeing as how there is none in this bad YTMND. It just made it suck that much more. I think we all have a good friend who likes to watermark crap.

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This fad is atleast 100 years older then Jesus, and all you did yourself was put two pictures together to make a halfassed animation...and apparently you used a crappy unregistered program because there is a gay icon in the top left...can you please put some effort into your ytmnds...and don't use old fads! do something atleast halfway original!

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NICE NEDM, ASS. I THOUGHT NEDM WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME BUT THEN A BUNCH OF NARV ASSES WHERE LIKE "HAHAHAHAHAH, LETS PUT THIS DAMN CAT EVERYWHERE" ALSO THERE IS NO RUDE KITTY WAR, DIP SH*T. AND I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS JUST TO BE AN ASS. ALSO I'M ONLY DOWNVOTING BECAUSE OF THE DAMN NEDM.

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You all fail. There is a code in there I see it.