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Oh sweet jesus...it's a feenypalooza!

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OH BABY JESUS SAVE US

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Oh snap., Nvr. Its either Chuck Norris, the Chief, or Jesus (if he whips out some MAD magic skillz.)

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Oh, sweet little Jesus baby...

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Oh, and christians may have raptor jesus, but they're nothing compared to t rex jews lol.

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Great research, very creepy stuff! Oh, and Jesus will pay for mine! kthxbai! :D

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Or how the conversation would actually go. "Because there's actual evidence. Unlike christianity. Jesus likes it in the ass" "Oh ok"

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"These atheists can't just dismiss these testimonies as merely illusions of a dying brain. It would be retarded to do so, as I believe most of these testimonies are true evidence of an afterlife, and a bad one without Jesus." And i guess it isn't retarded to believe in magical demons torturing you. Srsly, you internetevangelists need to get a life. Oh yeah, and that Voltaire story, complete Bull. Thanks for trying.

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sweet jesus...how many will die because of this? Oh well...5d

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Oh, okay. So I should love Jesus and God because if I don't, I'll burn forever in the worst tortures known to man. That's not extortion at all.

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what if a dog dies, does he see devils if he's not a christian (saved?) did dinosaurs see "dinodevils" before they died if they weren't christians, (oh yeah, i forgot, no jesus yet) where do chimps go? directly to hell, directly to chimp hell, directly to chimp heaven if they didn't steal any bananas? what a crock. you jerks are so fearful. why don't you keep this sh*t to yourself. nobody wants to know what you're afraid of. go join the army or vote republican or something.

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oh man, this beats raptor jesus by far

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Oh, you guys! You can't stop me, I'm Jesus, lol!

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Oh god, why are half the commentors total a$$ holes? Jesus guys, if your idea of enjoying a site is by throwing minimum votes around and making stupid, narrow comments... Well I don't know what you should do. Say those things to yourself then slit your wrists? Psh, just try to be fair! You bitch about how his site isn't perfect, then give him a one. Try making a perfect comment. Psh, this just cements my dislike for people in general.

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Also, Jesus himself said "Oh God, why have you abandoned me?" before dying. If atheists death cries prove they were wrong, what does that say about Jesus?

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Oh sweet jesus.

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Oh, and as if that wasn't enough, you've taken a scene from which 100% of 'teh funny' was allocated into Syncan's original extended-cut YTMND. Therefore I just have to ask: What's a YTMNDer of your caliber doing making sites like these? I know your stuff, I like a lot of it. But man, this is a whole new low. You really made baby Jesus cry this time, man. D:

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Oh sweet jesus, that was funny. Thanks for making this whole ytmnd religious debate tongue in cheek humor, it made me smile. 5'd and Fav'd.

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I like it but...Jews + Jesus DO NOT MIX!!!!!!!!!11111111111 Oh well still 5.

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:3333 NEDM ^^ Beat that horse even more dead for me, I'm lovin' it. For as long as you keep posting your religious views, I will continue laughing at you. This fight, this splitting over religion is EXACTLY what YTMND needs, and it provides me with such entertainment to watch the jesus-followers and the RAPTOR-jesus-followers squabble over 2 inches of ground. Certainly you are bringing such anger and hate to ytmnd, making athiests hate christians and christians hate athiests. OH no, I ran out of space!! NOo

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Jesus man! Why would you do that to us?! It's hideous!... Oh, and I'm a fat guy so +3 for the cheesy poof.

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oh and Faust:Jesus why are you still here? Becuase he loves you.

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SATAN RULES!!! EMBRACE THE LORD FOR HE SHAL BE YOUR KING!!!!!! all this jesus sh*t is just that- horse sh*t. if i were the tourettes guy right now i'd be like YOU PIECE OF SH!T. YOU HAVE BALLS. YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS? THEYR SMALL AND THEY DONT GIVE A SH*T. BOB SAGGET BOB SAGGET BOB SAGGET. SH!T. OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I SAID I WANT BACON AND EGGS

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The article even mentions Max and the whole Lohan Facial debacle.. ah yes, the first ytmnd war.. those were the days.. now ytmnd is just filled with n00bs posting pics of their friends with "omfg gay" captions. Oh lord jesus, what has become of this once great website???

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as for how the Nazis would co-ordinate such statements with Jesus being Jewish - they simply denied that he was Jewish. "hrist cannot have been a Jew. I do not need to prove this with science or scholarship. It is so!" - Joseph Goebbels, 1929. People assume "oh Hitler must have been X, X or X but not a christian because he killed jews and jesus was jewish" - wrong. in the Nuremberg trials Gohring clearly even spelled out Hitlers intentions to strengthen the protestant church despite being a catholic

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OH NOES, YOU BLOCKED ME!!!1!1! And actually I only spam your sites because it is soooo funny. Your reaction probably all stems down to you being jealous that my dad and mom are hemaphrodites (which of course if you passed biology (which I doubt because they don't teach it properly in brain washing christian private schools) hemophrodites are sterile.) Do you wish they f*cked you in the *ss like your priest did? Did you buy this jesus toy? http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-div-1353.jpg

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Oh yeah and to the people saying Hitler and the Nazis were Christian, your wrong. They didn't like Christianity because Jesus was a Jew, they didn't approve of a religion that involved worshipping a Jew. Also the Nazis were actually pagans who believed in ancient Germanic beliefs.

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Voted 1, because you are an anti-Catholic, bigoted fundie. Congratulations, you are by far worse than any athiest on teh interweb. You're not going to heaven just beause you love Jesus. Stop f*gging up YTMND with your stupid pretentious crap. Oh yea, and nice to place the Gospel up on its pedestal. Guess who put it together? THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. Good day, sir!

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Ohhh pretty touchy about priests. Not only catholic priests molest children you dumb kike. Only the weak give up. Not worth argueing? Shows how weak your arguement is. "Oh and don't come back to ytmnd until you learn how to wash your mouth" This site was built on this sort of sh*t from n*gg* stole my bike, baby raping jesus, etc etc. So you need to learn to stop being a sensitive little prick and get that c*ck out of your ass. OH NOES SPAM! I bet you think the internet is a dump truck or a series of tubes

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Oh my god dude, I've seen guys f*cking each others *ssh*l*es who aren't as gay as you. Go slip a bottle into your anus while jerking off to a picture of Jesus...maybe the lack of free hands will stop this sh*t from being created.