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| ?bob dole gets a haircut | mattdh12 | (4.14) | 5,966 | 2011-07-18 |
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i wish that when i think of a site it would insta-create it. im busy as fuck and want to make shit. bad. every time i go on the front page i look at the top stuff and sigh. i love this site but i dont at the same time. god damn it. i just fucking bought flash and i havent had the time to make even 2 sites. im drunk but ive never said this. aegis, sonicrocks, dunsparce, llcad, zomg, hamjamt, bleys, and many many more (im lazy) thank you for the laughs, love you all. when i say im busy/lazy i mean it. i cant even check on your sites. if i forgot you you know who you are, fpa, waffles. greenscreen, murdar, typogra, ANYONE who tried to do something creative/different. i doubt 2 of you guys will see this but whatever. poker getting shut down fucked me over. bad. none of you will have any idea of how bad it fucked me over. but im still working. i worked 65 hours last week. which is why i havent had time for shit. ill be back if shit gets fixed. i still love this site.
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| ?What iSaw when Steve Jobs Died | GordonFremen | (4.18) | 13,552 | 2011-10-05 |
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Wow, it's been a day. I woke up literally with the news of his passing. I'm really saddened because now I don't know if there will be any real innovation... minds like his don't come everyday.<br /><br />Unfortunately, my experience with Apple products hasn't been very positive. I bougth an iPod in 2005 but it broke down a few months later, and a free replacement lasted just in time to be out of warranty. A batch of Toshiba hard drives was defective and I think there were not enough complaints for Apple to issue a free or discounted replacement out of warranty. I don't have a lot of money so I was very disappointed, and angry. I became angry at the whole brand, feeling that their products were not worth a play, and started to walk away from the fake confidence I gave myself when I bought my iPod (it costs a lot so it must sound good and it should never break down!).<br /><br />I'm planning to get a new MP3 player now, and I might give Apple a go again. Not because I'm jealous that everybody has one (seriously, they are everywhere), but because there are so few good choices when it comes to external design and usability. Some companies copy Apple, and I would feel uncomfortable using something that looks like... but it's not, some are very nice externally but miles behind Apple, and others, well, they do it their own strange way. I'm not very happy with current iPods having a Cirrus audio chip, because, I read, music sounds really bad and almost tinny. But if they get a Wolfson chip again I'll be happy to consider buying it. After all, I don't want to get blind with a lousy 2 inch screen! I want to get blind the old fashioned way: by looking at porn in the bus!<br /><br />All thanks to the great and daring ideas of a man and his staff. I want to remember Mr Jobs for his own ideas, and I think I will do the same when Bill Gates, Martin Cooper, Linus Torvalds, Clive Sinclair and many others will lead the way to new geniuses.
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| ?SUN | GordonFremen | (4.23) | 9,998 | 2011-10-09 |
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I thought about both of those options, but:<br /><br />1. I don't think mp3s can loop seamlessly.<br />2. Using animated GIFs in the foreground causes certain issues that I don't know how to solve. For instance, If I were to put the sun and the 4 guys with wands in the foreground, the animated pieces would have a thin, white border around them (something to do with the way transparencies in GIFs are processed?). It looks kinda sloppy, so I went with 1 GIF when I realized I could get it all in 1 GIF and under 8MB.<br /><br />Apparently, APNGs are the solution to problem #2 - how do you make these kinds of files?<br />[site universea:site]
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| ?(nsfw) Moonception | moonmanfan | (3.61) | 8,054 | 2011-11-05 |
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do you wanna hear something funny? after all you've done I still would've saved you.<br /><br />*chuckles*hahahaha thats pretty funny *coughs**gasps*<dies>
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Well, I am glad that you are nice to at least a couple people here. I'm sure Kekko and dascoot are great people. I personally am not familiar with them. I know pohandle on facebook - he seems okay. He handled a disagreement we had relatively well in terms of not getting emotional or relying on personal attacks.<br /><br />With all due respect, your standards for people seem pretty high. Perhaps that's why you seem to reject most people here?<br /><br />I vote highly for Darthwang sites that I have because those have made me laugh. I can only recall one moral problem I actually had with him, and that was his gobacktomexico.ytmnd.com site, which was using racism to attack someone. Definitely did not vote 5 on that one. <br /><br />Yeah, I'm not terribly thrilled he has called people 'faggot'. Especially since what I know how that kind of issue is hormonal based and can't really be controlled by the person. From what I understand, the orientation of a person is driven before birth. So I no longer ridicule people for this sort of thing, unless it is against a sincere homophobic monster like Fred Phelps (and done for irony).<br /><br />But the context of him doing this, a lot of other guys done it to him and he just retaliates. Darthwang does the same thing. Well at least he used to. Now he seems to do it out of habit to anyone who acts like a dick. I probably would have done something similar before I knew what I know.
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| ?Kim Jong Il is Done | Daltonofzeal2 | (3.84) | 3,304 | 2011-12-18 |
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ah ah ah ah, [i]hee hee hee hee[/i], [b]"deconstructionist/random image and sound sites"[/b]<br />!!!<br />and yeah, i certainly understand your take(s) on:<br />Comments (especially [i]mine[/i])<br />and<br />Site Making / Effort Put Forth when it comes to Site Making.<br /><br />alright, i'm apologizing in [i]advance[/i] for trying too hard with all these comments.<br />it's late and i'm having fun, fuck you.<br /><br />for sites and as far as i go with 'em, i cant really try harder than making things that, like, combine fad/internet kitty/mik3m "remix" (or whatever he calls them).<br />[i]see[/i] [site productionvalue:site]<br />here, we have an example where site making and comments are combined, with me using a comment to plug my new site that got over [i][u][b]100 votes[/i][/u][/b].<br /><br />i fucking [i]love[/i] comments. they're funny/fun. i've spent hours and hours of my life searching around ytmnd for funny-ass comment threads, and there are plenty to find because there are plenty of 'em! it's exactly what you said. let me think, i can't always remember things exactly, but i believe i can be quoted with making the astute observation,<br />"[i]I love these comments. They make obligatory sites like this with little to no real value into something memorable and fun."[/i]<br />-[i]ytmnd user Lickitwellhiem[/i]<br /><br />seriously, some of these fucking comments are the true hidden gems of ytmnd.<br />ooooooo! at one point, i went around searching sites from like 05-08 and i would write paragraphs worth of funny short stories and anecdotes that had nothing to do with the sites or any comments on them. i just wanted to make secret things to find on the chance that [i]MAYBE[/i] one person will find them some day...<br />i really suggest doing this.<br />it feels good.
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| ?Do the Dishes | G0rgic0n | (1.00) | 778 | 2012-01-23 |
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Sup tzsjynx?<br />0<br />mail<br /><br />optionsvotesfeedfavoritesLOG OUT<br />homecreate a ytmndsitesusersnewscontestsearchstorewiki<br />NEWS: Strobe news posted on September 8th, 2011<br /> <br />UP AND COMING<br />?CAPTCHA!<br />?YTMND or Die Hard<br />?Obi-Wan steals Fizzy Lifting Drink<br />?Worlds Most Annoying Car Horn ft....<br />?Kitt Engages Sopa Pursuit Mode<br />?Worlds Most Annoying Car Horn ft....<br />?Obi-Wan Escapes with the Waffles<br />?Obama, I Wanna Go Surfing<br />?nedm stole my bike<br />?pixar invented unicycles<br />CONTEST: SOPA and PIPA posted 5 days ago<br />Reward<br />Liberty<br />Start date<br />January 18th, 2012 @ 12:00pm<br />End date<br />January 31st, 2012 @ 01:44pm<br />Last Entry<br />January 28th, 2012 @ 01:44pm<br />ENTER<br /><br />SOPA and PIPA are bills making their way through the house that are a misguided aim to attempt to stop piracy. For this contest, you have two options; either make a YTMND that you know would get this site shut down if these bills pass, or make a YTMND that would highlight what the world/internet would be like if these bills pass. Or you could pretend to do something about it.<br /><br />contest entries<br />1st?some deep symbolism<br />2nd?A Facebook response on SOPA's hellfir...<br />3rd?Kitt Engages Sopa Pursuit Mode<br />4th?(nsfw) What you can't see with SOPA<br />5th?Obi-Wan Escapes with the Waffles<br />VIEW MORE ENTRIES<br />sponsorships<br /><br /> ?Dad Traumatizes Kids With Dancing$5.00<br />?Max is Outrageous (please don't ban me ...$4.55<br />?POLEND IN HELL$0.69<br />?the funny tone$0.43<br />?Diarrhea Yay!!!$0.02<br />?Moon Man sings a song advertising late night fast...$0.02<br />?(nsfw) mel_gibson$0.02<br />?No sponsorships this week :($0.01<br />recently created<br /><br /> ?me not making a site?Have You Heard??DDDDDDDDDDANGERWAGON!?Naughty Shaneil?Do the Dishes
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| ?C-WIZZY LOVES YTMND | DarthWang | (4.15) | 1,924 | 2012-02-28 |
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[b]MIK3M'S COMPREHENSIVE EXPLANATION OF WHY MY SITES ARE GOOD AND DARTHWANGS ARE NOT[/b]<br /><br />Subject: DarthWang<br />Status: Making cookie cutter sites with little to no originality.<br /><br />Some classic examples include<br />[i]- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made<br />- any site he has ever made[/i]<br /><br />As we can see in these fine exampled, DarthWang takes one fad, or one existing [b]YTMND[/b], and simply inserts another.<br /><br />You see, [i]DarthWang[/i] plays with [b]Lincoln Logs[/b], whereas I play with Legos. He uses the same preexisting single colored boring pieces, and takes one how-to-build instruction manual, BUT WAIT, he changes one of the steps, to make it just [i]THAT[/i] much different.<br /><br />[i]Ooooohhhhhhh who gives a shit[/i]<br /><br />But me, hold on, hold the fucking phone, we got a [i]caller on the line here.[/i]<br /><br />[i]I do my own fucking thing.[/i]<br /><br />Argue as you may choose to, that I make shit, but I make my [i]own shit[/i].<br /><br />[b]Here is where you would argue that the songs I use in my mashups I didn't make, and the images I didn't draw myself, or I wasn't actually samtron recording a video of myself talking about earthbound.[/b]<br /><br />And I would argue that is the premise of [b]YTMND[/b], to use other assets to create new things.<br /><br />[i]DarthWangs[/i] problem is that he doesn't just [i]steal jokes and images[/i], he has to steal their context.<br /><br />Yes, when he creates something he can't even figure out how to put two and two together in an original way, he has to take a piece from the puzzle and just put another piece in.<br /><br />[i]Wow! It's like that other joke, but, like, slightly different![/i] ~ 2012 shitty users ruining the front page<br /><br />[i]My sites are better.[/i]<br /><br />I make my own shit.<br /><br />[b]Get a job.[/b]<br /><br />[i]Stop having your 16 year old moonman fans make you feel like you're popular.[/i]<br /><br />[u]And, most importantly:[/u]<br /><br />[b]Go 5 my sites.[/b]
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| ?Fresh Prince of Blow Jobs | jimmm | (4.38) | 18,386 | 2012-03-16 |
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god dammit dude, did you really need to choose that song to identify the silly sex romance that was going on???? the site needed no music, you could have taken any other auditory angle. do we need to repeat the same trends, satisfy the same expectations? this site would be so much better with just [i]something else[/i] to auditorilly enhance the fun/funny.
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| ?PLASMA COILS | jimmm | (4.21) | 8,254 | 2012-05-22 |
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I would have never known it due to the fact that that red letter media guy is extremely annoying to listen to. Like ... OK do a commercial for eye drops or something, but dont narrate feature length commentaries with that fake disaffected fat white trash character voice.
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[i]-1[/i] Comment Vote on the above [i]Umfuld[/i] Comment, beginning with<br />[i]"Hahaha"[/i]<br />and ending with<br />[i]"An opportunity for me to insult 20-somethings on the internet."[/i]<br /><br />[u][b]Explaination For My Actions[/u][/b]<br />the [i]length[/i] of the Comment that man or woman wrote,<br />([i]is Umfuld a man or a woman?[/i]<br />is too long and for that he could be called Gay by some people and this would be an appropriate case of [i]Homosexual[/i] as a case of appropriate [i][u]insulting.[/i][/u]<br /><br />Please do not respond to this comment in emails, please respond to this comment on this Comment Page and not any other subdomains fo Ytman.<br /><br />Thanks,<br /><br />-Greg
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| ?And by the way, you skipped Israel | prairiedogeric10 | (4.28) | 8,124 | 2012-10-22 |
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You, are everything that is wrong with this fucking place. Let's hold everything as if it's 2006! It's not you and your fucking but buddy are getting old... So am I, just shut the fuck up and let the younger folks take over you stupid fuck. Really, you and your fucking alt voting are the thing that is killing this place. Oh my fucking god, something does not live up to fucking 2006 standards!!! Gasp! You are a fucking idiot of the highest order of magnitude. <br /><br />People do make good sites and this is one of them. Get fucked and die in a fire. Go collect another government check and buy another pack of cigarettes you shit bag mother fucker. I'm sorry but if YTMND is the last thing you are holding on to... you are fucked up like a soup sandwich. I have seen you personally downvoat good fucking sites for what ever reason I can only imagine. I am done fucking with you, really, get fucked and die in a fire. <br /><br />Like every person that has the answer to all that ails you are a fucking snake oil salesmen of the highest order. You are killing this fucking place Umfuld. Get out, you no longer have what brought you here. I am nearly there myself. I would say that you are a dick but you are eclipsed by gr33n, so you are not even good at that. <br /><br />You guys are architects of a failed fucking dream. You want to fuck with me, you are on. I will negate every fucking down vote you whistle dicks make. In case I didn't say it before, GET FUCKED AND DIE IN A FIRE. I have played by the rules until now and I am going to negate any fucking consequence you shit bags have here. Ban me max.
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| ?Moonman fights depression on the radio | q959fm | (4.27) | 7,598 | 2012-11-02 |
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I haven't ruled out doing something. Yes, YTMND would be more fun. But for every 60 minutes of live radio, it requires 3-4 hours of prep. You wouldn't think so, but that's what it takes to do it right. I can't commit to every week. Maybe once a month? We'll see.
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| ?Happy Birthday YourTheCoconutMan! (2012 versio... | GeneralFod | (4.43) | 6,128 | 2012-11-14 |
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Hermione slid down the bed and felt him suck in a deep breath as she bent and wrapped her mouth around his penis. He was probably surprised she'd done so on her own initiation, which was indeed a first for her, but with him everything was different. This wasn't like sex with Rufus, or Abel, or Gerald. This wasn't something they wanted and that she was okay with. She had instigated sex with her previous lovers plenty of times, but she had never felt this openness, this freedom to express the intense sexual desire she was feeling...nor had she ever felt towards any of them anything approaching the desire she now felt towards Harry. She had never in her life initiated oral sex, she had always been asked or begged or goaded into doing it. Harry had not asked for it. He didn't have to, just as she knew she wouldn't have to ask him for anything that would pleasure her. Giving pleasure had never felt so important a part of receiving it. She wanted him in every way she could get him, she wanted to experience everything with him. He growled deep in his chest when she slid her hands under his hips; he undulated against her face in unconscious movement. She waited to feel that hand on the back of her head, holding her in place, but it didn't come. She glanced up at him. His head was thrown back, his arms flung to either side of his body and his hands clutched in the sheets. He was completely vulnerable, and she had him in her thrall. She smiled a little and went back to work, determined to drive him as wild as she felt. (And 5 because A: YTCM is great and B: holy shit at this present, this has to be among the longest YTMNDs)
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| ?Bears All Tied Up | KingR10 | (4.19) | 7,377 | 2012-11-25 |
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It's racist because it's like the black guy doesn't know how to do something as basic as tying shoes. It's not racist because the white guy is being forced to do something that might have been considered a task that a massa would force his slaves to do back in 1841.
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| ?Rare Candy | Godot | (3.51) | 3,042 | 2012-11-29 |
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Ok, so maybe it's not one guy. Let us say it is ten, or even 20 guys who make shitty sites on purpose and group upvote each other's work.<br /><br />My point is, do you think that is enough to bring down a big website in terms of fame? That seems to be what you are arguing from my vantage point.<br /><br />I mean, I have seen various websites come and go over the years. Same thing with internet memes. What I am suggesting is that a group of clowns may not really have that much to do with something that might have happened anyway.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I love YTMND. Would not try to trash it.
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| ?Mr. Mackey says drugs are good | rextocopula | (3.78) | 1,752 | 2013-05-06 |
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lol those kids were pretty smart to take the marijuana... that probably wouldn't work tho. they would bring in dogs or search them all or something... wait i think it was mr garrison that took the marehjewanna.. ya it was him.. maybe i should delete the stuff i typed above.. nahh.. what i should really do is separate this into 8 comments.
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| ?(nsfw) lacrossestar83 rapes JoshCube! | woman | (2.50) | 2,045 | 2013-08-31 |
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[i]"So Relativity Theory isn't science because you can't prove it?"[/i]<br /><br />What? Einstein went out of his way to prove the theory of relativity in his publishings. It is considered quite accurate to this day. In fact, satellite transmissions, GPS positioning and space transmissions to things like the mars rover would be impossible without the theory of relativity.<br /><br />[i]"Absolute certainty exists only in mathematics;..."[/i]<br /><br />This may be true, maybe not, because physics is widely regarded as the gold standard of precision and consistency compared to the rest of science. But even if math were by itself alone in absolute certainty, it does not mean that the other sciences DO NOT have the most valid explanations of natural phenomena.<br /><br />For example, the science of biology is based upon careful examination of evidence, then for something to be regarded as valid science, the experiment has to be repeated by multiple other scientists.<br /><br />Are you familiar with the scientific method?
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| ?http://chat.yyyyyyy.info | woman | (2.13) | 1,568 | 2013-09-13 |
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"I will believe this when I see such a statement made by some supernatural entity that would be impossible for a human to make."<br />"Think about it: how can you fight an enemy you don't believe exists?"<br /><br />How do I actually KNOW they exist? For me to devote time to fighting something, does it not make sense to know IF it exists? I don't think you have special weapons designed to fight dragons, do you?<br /><br />""but animals do it"<br />No, they don't. They copulate to reproduce."<br /><br />explain this: <br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals<br /><br />clearly impossible to reproduce in such a situation.<br /><br />Another thing is how do you explain dogs who hump human legs?
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| ?http://chat.yyyyyyy.info | woman | (2.13) | 1,568 | 2013-09-13 |
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""How do I actually KNOW they exist?"<br />Umm, ever heard of exorcisms?"<br /><br />For all I know, that could just be an act. Or it could just be a bunch of rituals done by priest(s) done unquestioningly against acts the catholic church declares to be "demonic". Like having too much sex or eating too many cookies or whatever.<br /><br />For me to be convinced that an exorcism is meaningful, it would have to be demonstrated to me that the allegedly demon possessed person was in fact, demon possessed. What I would find convincing is if that person did things that are impossible for humans to do. Like flying around the room, blasting laser beam vision, growing to 20 feet tall, turning into a rabbit, farting lightning bolts, picking up a tractor trailer truck with one hand or something else normally impossible for a person.<br /><br />[b]It would not be good enough for me that the allegedly possessed person merely did things like vomit at people, scream real loud, develop warts, spit blood, contort their body weirdly, because that can all be faked or done by a decent actor.[/b]<br /><br />THEN I would have to have it proven to me that after the priests deal with [i]the proven to be demon possessed person[/i] that the person is then unable to do any of the things mentioned above.
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| ?http://chat.yyyyyyy.info | woman | (2.13) | 1,568 | 2013-09-13 |
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"For me to be convinced that an exorcism is meaningful, it would have to be demonstrated to me that the allegedly demon possessed person was in fact, demon possessed. What I would find convincing is if that person did things that are impossible for humans to do. Like flying around the room, blasting laser beam vision, growing to 20 feet tall, turning into a rabbit, farting lightning bolts, picking up a tractor trailer truck with one hand or something else normally impossible for a person."<br />There have been frail girls throwing grown men across the room and people speaking in languages they had never learned (like Latin)...<br /><br />"The fact of the matter is, Wikipedia has been proven to be just as reliable as the Encyclopedia Britannica"<br />Really? They claim 9/11 was carried out by 19 people from a cave, and deny there are higher Freemason degrees above the third degree when there was an official Freemasonic website which admitted it...
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| ?gr33nscr33n's video will | prairiedogeric10 | (4.40) | 3,515 | 2013-08-19 |
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Listen (pde11) obviously you are not solely to blame for ytmnd being in the dumper. the point i'm trying to make, to you, to everyone, is that right now ytmnd is on it's deathbed and a small handful of users have enough influence to make the front page be as bad as it could possibly be, literally. ytmnd has officially passed the tipping point where a small group can heavily influence what anyone who comes here sees. believe it or not, it would be better if some garbage site with a tiled stolen gif and pop music were on the u&c instead of a joke about umfuld or a headpaste of max fighting darthwang. god forbid someone sees something mildly interesting, something that they can understand.<br /><br />you and all the people mentioned are not to blame for the decline of ytmnd, you are simply a symptom of decline. and you did do some damage. but going forward, your regular behavior will be more and more destructive.
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| ?Dave Cockrum | ubermann | (3.96) | 59,355 | 2006-11-29 |
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"To-morrow fortnight."<br />"Aye, so it is," cried her mother, "and Mrs. Long<br />does not come back till the day before; so, it will be<br />impossible for her to introduce him, for she will not know<br />him herself."<br />"Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend,<br />and introduce Mr. Bingley to her."<br />"Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not<br />acquainted with him myself; how can you be so teazing?"<br />"I honour your circumspection. A fortnight's acquaintance<br />is certainly very little. One cannot know what a man really is<br />by the end of a fortnight. But if we do not venture, somebody<br />else will; and after all, Mrs. Long and her nieces must stand<br />their chance; and therefore, as she will think it an act of kindness, <br />if you decline the office, I will take it on myself."<br />The girls stared at their father. Mrs. Bennet said only,<br />"Nonsense, nonsense!"<br />"What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation?"<br />cried he. "Do you consider the forms of introduction, and the<br />stress that is laid on them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree<br />with you there. What say you, Mary? for you are a young lady<br />of deep reflection I know, and read great books, and make<br />extracts."<br />Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew<br />not how.<br />"While Mary is adjusting her ideas," he continued, "let us<br />return to Mr. Bingley."<br />"I am sick of Mr. Bingley," cried his wife.<br />"I am sorry to hear that; but why did not you tell me so<br />before? If I had known as much this morning, I certainly<br />would not have called on him. It is very unlucky; but as I<br />have actually paid the visit, we cannot escape the acquaintance<br />now."<br />The astonishment of the ladies was just what he wished;<br />that of Mrs. Bennet perhaps surpassing the rest; though<br />when the first tumult of joy was over, she began to declare<br />that it was what she had expected all the while.<br />"How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I<br />knew I should persuade you at last. I was sure you loved<br />our girls too well to neglect such an acquaintance. Well,<br />how pleased I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you<br />should have gone this mo
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| ?Dave Cockrum | ubermann | (3.96) | 59,355 | 2006-11-29 |
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"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness -- if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."<br /><br /> "Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage."<br /><br /> Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution.<br /><br /> "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there."<br /><br /> "I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."<br /><br /> "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?"<br /><br /> "No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner."<br /><br /> "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."<br /><br /> "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together.<br /><br /> "If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes."
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| ?(nsfw) Oklahoma vs. Hentai | requiett | (4.59) | 7,815 | 2014-02-12 |
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something that maddogsoldier would say if he ran for any kind of office, including the class president of his nephew's 4th grade class. despite the cease and desist orders, despite the pinky-moo-cow-nightgown'd lectures from his mom in front of the ragged couch in her own partially furnished basement:<br /><br />"Your nephew is running for HIS fourth grade class president, NOT YOUR fourth grade class president because you're a 38 year old man who has already been through the fourth grade - twice. The city doesn't want you hanging around the school. we talked about this. talked and talked and talked. you don't need to show up at the playground at their recess. the last 20-plus years has been your recess. what are you doing to find a job? you cannot be a teacher at that school. you cannot be a teacher and you cannot be a student."
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| ?keeping up with the fadses | Krangar18 | (4.33) | 3,184 | 2014-03-22 |
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First, it must unsuperpose in a suitable species. A cockroach, would not do the trick, too limited, but a more potent being would. A god like being, is too improbable, or even impossible, given it must somehow being assembled. An intelligent being, like a vulcan or something, seems, nice, but the problem its that its too potent; it can not be controlled easily, for some non essential purpose, like "surviving" the quantum immortal. The ultra lazy slight improbability mechanism, would have to actually work seriously. A half arsed, some times "intelligent" being like a human, is a good compromise. A human civilization, can always invent something out of a dead end, and on the side "survive" the quantum immortal, without overworking the slight improbability mechanism.<br /><br />The possibilities are infinite, but i'll concentrate on humans, this planet, and at this particular time. At a personal level i had to be very smart, the smartest i am, the beater i'm able to behave as expected by the infinite improbability drive, doh, i mean the slight improbability mechanism. Its not some random smartness, its at a very specific domain, with the appropriate sacrifices in abilities balanced out, for maximum practical impact, the best a human brain can offer in the field. Origin, of life, brain model and sociology model, and others, will play there given roles in my survival. Being male is an other requirement, more fit to survive in the long term, but also, with modern technology physical possibility to spawn out millions of kids, an important long term advantage, to have a strong blood link with huge chunk of the population. That it just happens, that i have some genes that will become the future norm helps further in establishing my self, all those millions of kids will help things up.
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| ?What do I want on YTMND | JAUG | (3.89) | 50,915 | 2014-04-10 |
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I really respect the effort and intent of your efforts with this site. But ultimately, I disagree with auto connecting youtube to the ytmnd site creator.<br /><br />1. Doing this might risk further legal/copyright liability towards Max and the whole site. Suppose the youtube in question was a direct DVD/Blu Ray rip? If the content creators happened to be a major studio, distribution network or production company, then that alone could earn Max some serious trouble. They would likely have the resources to pursue litigation against him. As they have done in the past. Besides, such a DVD rip would even violate youtube policies. Perhaps someone from youtube might also pursue something against him.<br /><br />2. Aside from legal issues, I think this would also discourage creativity for some. Most of the movie cuts/rips that make it to ytmnd have some modification to it. There are some which do not, but I do not think it makes sense to increase this number. Besides, if a clip is not modified, then it is less likely it would be thought of as satire in regards to legal issues.<br /><br />3. This would also place a great strain on server resources. Video conversions are processor and ram intensive. Especially if the desired clip size is something ridiculous like 10 minutes long. Just imagine if 100 people were doing this at once. I almost guarantee that all of ytmnd would slow down drastically, if not simply fail to deliver pages entirely.<br /><br />4. The great thing with users currently downloading the clips on to their own computers and doing their own conversions is that whatever they end up creating will not be able to make it to the server without the resulting file be smaller than the stated maximum file size per upload. With a server side conversion, there is no guaranteed easy way to detect how big the resulting file size will be until the animated gif is fully generated, unless one really shops around for such a converter.
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If this was any moon crew regular, it would be one because of how dull and unoriginal this would be, even for them. But because it is you, and you are finally doing something different, I give you a 2
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| ?YTMND suggested improvements | madDogSoldier | (3.84) | 6,150 | 2014-04-29 |
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It's true. Umfuld really doesn't like me. <br /><br />...which is testimony to precisely what a delusional fucktarded tool you are, madDoge. A guy who really doesn't like me, who, for valid reasons, thinks I don't add anything to this website because all I do is fuck around and troll retards (claim against which I would not argue) had to put you in your place to remind you that, despite the fact that I no longer add anything here but trolling bullshit, comment stalking, and obnoxious downvoting, I'm [b]STILL BETTER RESPECTED HERE THAN YOU ARE[/b]. <br /><br />This is not a badge of honor or me bragging. or even something to be the slightest but proud of, as It's like pointing out that I'm less gay than uncircumcised's voice or that I'm not nearly as big of a loser as some guy whose proudest achievement is the number of sites he's posted to a dead website: it's not even the faintest of faint praise. <br /> <br />But still, it's true. You are merely entertainment for the viewing public, like bread & circuses, a dancing monkey, a fucktarded fucktard so fucking retarded that most of us either thought for a long time that you were a joke account whose premise was to make [b]the dumbest comments humanly possible[/b] or that you really are so far down the spectrum that of course you are proud to have graduated from Pratt. You're also just proud to have made it through most of the day without making a boom-boom in your pants. <br /><br />Woo. Go you, you fucking anal fissure of mediocrity.
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| ?YTMND suggested improvements | madDogSoldier | (3.84) | 6,150 | 2014-04-29 |
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"Sorry you're too stupid to understand son but what he's saying is the government should not interfere with the sale of tobacco. Or DDT in colorful cups marketed to children."<br /><br />Not exactly. With tobacco, most of us try not to interfere with the lives of others. That is unless they make others unhealthy.<br /><br />Also, if I had a kid, I would not in any way approve of my child consuming or touching DDT. For the same reason that I would not approve of him or her consuming arsenic. Any company which would sneak such contents in their products are not defended by people like us.<br /><br />But we do defend smokers because smokers are usually old enough and have heard from enough people about the dangers of smoking when they buy them. I also have a girlfriend who smokes. I am trying to help her quit. As someone who likes to be in shape, I have no interest in touching tobacco.<br /><br />Finally, I distinguish second hand smoke from smoking all by yourself or smoking among other smokers in a lounge.<br /><br />But you know what I find ironic of those on the left? How passionate they are to legalize marijuana, but they go on these extreme moral crusades to punish tobacco users. As if mary jane did not destroy your lungs faster than tobaccy.<br /><br />"Any attempt to stop that is state interference and is unacceptable. Unless by "state" you mean individual U.S. States."<br /><br />I don't believe in the existence of those either, actually.<br /><br />"The Fed's tendency to protect blacks from racist state governments has nothing to do with that, probably."<br /><br />I look at it as one mafia gang stopping another mafia gang from doing something evil, but for cynical reasons : vote harvesting. Politicians typically don't care. They only pretend to care when there are votes to grab.
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