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I came here to laugh, not think about my mortality and long gone youth. Bittersweetmnd.com

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Looks like a Mortal Kombat pose

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Mortal KHANbat

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Well they are his mortal enemy

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From the bike store. A wonderful lush bike store full of fried chicken wings and watermaylone. Oh yeah. It was tge tits, top erect nipple action, yeah boi! He walked in, outfitted in his finest black wife beater covered in sweat and BBQ sauce, and came up to the salesman of this fine establishment ment in his most eloquently use of the king's English said, "eh yo, give me a bike yo or else imma blap blap in you skull, yo feel me homie?" But there would be no blap blaming today, for you see today was Tickle Dickles day, and Tickle Dickles was a leprechaun that, as his name points out, rams chains saws up random people's anuses. Today was the shop keeper's day indeed, and Tickle Dickles Texas Chainsawed Massecred that shop keepers poop shoot with a level of passion and vigor unseen by mortal eyes before. The absolute horror mortified the fine customer of the dark skin and to console himself he went to grab one of the free fried chicken wings on the counter and took a bite. But when he but in he instantly spat it out, for you see on the chicken wing he thought there was BBQ sauce on it already, but it was not BBQ sauce, like that which was on his wife beater. No, it was a mix of blood and fecal matter that was thrown from the chain saw and the shop keepers anus just a few feet away. The watermaylone too was not untouched by the blood-poo either. So with that he took one of the bikes, rode away in fear and disgust into the sunset and was never heard from again. Now, wasn't that a fun filled story?

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With Gayden i now want to see a Mortal Faggot fight between Gayden and Sub-Queero

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We need more YTMNDs with Kombat gibberish.

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NWO™

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Half of them are yes. Some were console and arcade though as well. Like Streetfighter, Mortal Kombat, Robocop.

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song's artist name is alos a Mortal Kombat character name.

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Mortal Kombat is SUPREMO

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Mortal Kombat: Extra *Special* Edition.

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Good sequel to Mortal Kombat, the game about the good-guy hero karate man named Mortal Kombat

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-1 for Mortal Kombat.

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awww, music from mortal kombat

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1 for Mortal Kombat, +1 for classic site (a rare sight these days).

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today is the day i side with my mortal enemy<br /><br />fuck pilleater

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I would agree if it weren't for the fact Weakiepedia is run by the NWO, and contains a lot of disinfo as a result.

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You still need to make "Garbage Day did 9/11" where you splice the scene of him pointing and shooting and then the explosion on the towers, and you can add something in the description and keywords about him being a NWO agent or something if you want but make the site

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more like Moral Kombat. because the "moral" here is that one should NEVER play around with Clay! Those are some SERIOUS hits on that guy.

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Because the NWO took it from him.

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1 for Mortal Kombat.

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The drunkest I ever got caused me to record a 15 minute video of myself playing Mortal Kombat II and throw up on myself, the floor, and the garbage can, which was crammed full. I felt bad for the Red Baron pizza box that got the brunt of it throughout the night as I leaned over the side of my bed several times to heave the remaining leftover bile onto it. The next day wasn't a whole lot of fun, as it included yet another fire alarm incident just minutes after I threw up for the last time, which more or less trashed a completely empty monstrous trash bag that I stole from the janitor's trash room. I feared that I was gonna lose it again in front of all the people as we filed outside. But there was nothing left in me. I haven't had a glass of Sunny D in three years. <br /><br />I think lickitwellhiem is more likely to get drunk and jerk off to something furry.

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I don't often say this of games but the Genesis/Mega Drive version was superior to the SNES version. Also Bart's Nightmare and Mortal Kombat 3.

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he wanted Mortal Kombat but he said More Dull Com-ments hehe :) cunt

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OMG!!! I used to be like a NWO Boot licker. But know I have berkley water filters and diamond gusset jeans and I'm safe!!!

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The biggest surprise of this site is that you haven't sucked on the barrel of a .45 to leave this mortal coil yet.

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JFK<br />1963<br />CIA<br />last non-NWO president<br />Catholic

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"We do not accept advertisers, corporate underwriting, or government funding. This allows us to maintain our independence."<br />Has this ever occured to you they might be lying? More like, "Democracy NWO!", am I right? They did do a show on 9/11 with the creators of Loose Change, though (but didn't agree with them)...

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I hate Mortal Kombat but 4 for a (sort of) classic style site.