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I remember the annoying kid up the street, Johnny, telling me that "Yoshi is in the game if you get all 120 stars." I didn't belive him. I would never get far in the game. Not until later, till I was 13. 70 stars is enought to visit Bowser, kill him, and rescue Peach. The game ends with an infinite "Thank you for playing screen." Getting 120 stars and visitng Yoshi is an extra. The reward is 99 lifes. Meaningless. Since Life was spent obtaining 120 stars. The game is a big children's playroom. That is the ultimate meaning behind Super Mario 64.<br /><br />I remember in High School, in 10th grade, my best friend Eric was intrested in Super Mario 64. He never played it. I let him borrow for a month. I found no purpose in video games at that point. Eric was able to obtain 120 stars in about 4 weeks. I was driving him to my house. I told him “Well once you get 120 stars you get to meet Yoshi on top of the tower." "What?” he replied back. He didn't know such a thing existed. Eric has asperbers. It was his goal to obtain 120 years before he ever fought Bowser at 70 stars. Unfrotuenlty, the game is meaningless without 120. The game really ends at 70. Everythin is unlocked. It is even possble to glitch jump at the top of the tower to meet Yoshi sooner. The game is a big treasure hunt for stars.

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I remember trying to play the game when I was young. I remember being outside the castle, trying to move the controls. I remember we had three stars on level 1, 2 stars on the snow level, another three stars on Womp's fortress, and 1 star on the pirate ship level. Even getting enought stars, the basement was a challenge. One star in Hazy Maze Cave, two stars in Big Boo's Mansion, two more ate the pyramid level... Everything really relied on the secret stars. Getting upstairs was the biggest challenge. The levels were almost mere impossible.<br /><br />I have anothe fond memmory being home with Grandma Welsh. Mom and Dad had to drive Grandma Donut back home to Massachuttes. This would take about a day. The other grandma was babysitting me. I remember getting into her white car, driving to the beer store, buying a Budwiser 6 pack, and then, I would be playing Super Mario, at Wet Wet World, while she was drinking awhile watching. I just discovered how to get underground the water fortress. It was impossible. Mario has to do a trick jump on a raft to reach a far highted platform where a pink bomb-om is. She would open the cannon nessecary to go in the underwater fortress. Mom called the house, Grandma answered, but prefered me to talk into it. Mom asked, "are you ok? is everything fine?" I just said yes to everything. I didn't care about trivial things. It's a habit of mom to ask repetivie nonsense. Like it's a mental disorder.

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Super Mario 64 is a strange game. I remeber the game when I was young. I think it was back in Christmas of 1996 or 7. Unlce Mike bought us a Nintendo 64. The game that came with it was Super Mario 64. I remember the day, Mom told Dad to install the N64 into the giant brown TV. It was in the basement. I was just staring at Dad as he played with the wires . The N64 was on. It was a matter of finding the right TV channel. Luckily, he pressed video, and the game was on the menu select screen. Obviously, Kevin must of press the start button the controller, passing the intro screen. I just remeber the TV screen pass to the side, and things were all around the place. All his chaos just to install an easy video game system. Mom probley told him to do it. We patch his pain. This probaley was after Christmas, somewhere in Janauary.<br /><br />I don't have much memory Super Mario 64 after that moment. Just Don playing the game anyway. The next mememory would be in 1st grade. Maybe 1998. I was getting off the bus. I think Kevin was there, not sure. Colin and some other kid was there too. I was a cartoon characther back then. I really thought I was something like an animated comedian. I said "I have some good news and some bad news. Good news is, I know where the 7th star in Bomb-omb battlefield is. Bad news, It's guarded by a big black Chain Comp!" This would sound funny to 7 year old kid. I remember having a similar joke. "What do you call dinosaurs ontop of someone's head? Dino-head!" The pun was logical, not funny.

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boy, this is totally different from the near hundreds of KOEN ytmnds you've made over the past decade. what a huge leap for you.

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This game dropped so many D-bombs. "Goddammit, damn dammit, damn damn!"

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Dis iz Chaaaad Warden talkin' 'bout the Nintendo BEEITCH. Wen dis fuckin' bitch face dawg controller gay nigga thing hit, it try 2 b hip but dey still gotz no mothafuckin' GAMES. Skyrim? Shit, I dun give a fukk, shit's old anywayz. The BEEITCH haz anotha Skyrim called ZELDA : HAEH of the Wild, all u do iz wander around wid yo bitch azz bow and yo bitch azz arrows and climb rocks. DA FUQ! The Wii had a DEELDO controlla now the BEEITCH has a fukkin gay azz DAWG FACE controlla dat shitz mad gay, fukk da BEEITCH.

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Looks like a big dissapointment. Wii U has so much more potential, the camera was barely used in any of the games although works fine, along with the touchscreen capability and mic. Nintendo will do anything lately to try and increase it's sales.

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actually now mention it angry video game nerd might have a nerd few amusing ytmnd clips like this "SH@#$ pickle" https://youtu.be/sayp5lieKuU?t=55s

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neo geo games

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This song got me into the game -- almost to level 90!

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Game Boy Color...FTW!

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If Bernie hadn't been backstabbed by Hillary, I'd have voted for him hands-down.<br />>_><br /><_<<br />...Trump still sucks more chocolate starfish that Clinton tho

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I'm more in sync than I am a Backstreet Boy.

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hate to sound like an autistic vulcan, but the mariokart sprite is actually 16 bit. The photos, while pixellated would also have too many colors to be in an 8 bit game.

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A new fad? And a cool one at that? I'm game. :3

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Yes 3D models from N64 games will count as well. I've used several myself on past sites, for example that Magikoopa was a 3d sprite.

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you think it's some sort of game??

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Some song I found from some RPG maker game

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I've got a few ideas here and there for low-effort stupid sites, but it's just not the same without the wide audience, from the silly incoherent comments to the angry people who think I'm seriously "anti-fad" or whatever. <br /><br />I've said before that I can't "think" the way I used to in 2005-2009 when I was at my most inspired, but that's not entirely (if at all) true because houseofcards and I still joke about stuff on this site all the time and still have plenty of ideas. It's hard to find motivation nowadays though, and that's the main problem. <br /><br />I still love this site though. YTMND was a weird way for me to "lash out" at my crippling online anxiety and seeming inability to learn any fancy image/sound editing techniques/software when the site started to get more popular in late 2004 or so. I wasn't really angry or "anti-fad" or whatever. I was just a bored young adult; an awkward (though admittedly charismatic) kid with no education, no job, and no prospects for the future save for video games, so making sites was a good way to relieve that. <br /><br />And I guess we kept going from there. Purposely bad fad compilations mutated into noise sites, which mutated into me trying to make sites based off of incoherent stream-of-consciousness ramblings about current YTMND fads interspersed with random messing around in Goldwave. When I say its hard to "think like that" anymore, that's what I'm getting at: I can do the rambling text okay for a bit before I think "Yeah, I'm not really feeling this anymore", and I can't do the Goldwave thing without it feeling too forced.<br /><br />But like I said, I still love this place. I love the little history we left behind on it, where we just did "parodies" of what's popular and continually tried to out-absurd or out-loud each other, both through sites and through comments.<br /><br />Sorry for the long, stupid comment.

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OMG NOPSTALGIA OMG WOW VOTE 5 TO REMEBER THAT GAME I CAN STILL PLAY LETS PLAY INCORECT HEL MARCH YES

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and any reviews of LJN is also illegitimate too i always thought ljn was a government pysop. even when i was little and played them when their games came out. i never bought console games, i always tested them, and returned them to the store saying, THEY SUCK. and then got another one. rent? haha. what a joke. pay to test your shitty shit and then realize i got raped. they think shit on computers is just, good. n shit. i think the stores actually stopped taking back games everywhere, becuase of me. i did buy shit that i thought was like woh this is good, itll be good, i beeen disappointed too, and returned it. havent owned a console since snes. i bought this junk too, then found out everythings alie. u think that guy will do anything good? no they dont care, and they never did when they first started the game. its shit, just shit.

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no man's lie. fuck all games there like i dont have to give a review or an instruction book ill just have everybody lie about it, question and answer on tv, lie. everything. fuck all these faggot games. seriously its like let me come to you8r house and steal your tv. fun games. tvs so mad there stealing and killing people online. im going to go and kill these morons on their phones walking around jacking off in public and stuff, not caring about shit but about having their gibs gave to them. if i ever see this mother fucker im going to punch him in his face. he answered questions like you can see other people in the game then somehow they think they get out of it. fuck all game makers. the people they go to questionn and answer and review on shows about their game on tv? just a fucking lie. oh yea i bought this dumb shit and returned it too. fuck them. here watcvh me coding. 01 dur dur

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from the new kof game.

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He seems like a prematurely bitter whiny old man to me, complaining about anybody who isn't just like him. Whether they believe in different economic policies than him, have different racial backgrounds (ie being willing to believe obviously fake shit about people not like him), or getting fucking annoyed by adults playing fucking POKEMON GO, which is a FUCKING AWESOME GAME.<br /><br />It makes me sad. <br /><br />I did make a political YTMND recently, but I did try and make it funny and it wasn't just a straight rip of other peoples memes. And I don't plan on making a habit out of it.

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that song must be pretty old. i remember it from a long time ago. or. to fuck if i know. but these funny songs, gibs me my game play with it and call everyone faggots while your at it

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Cause the boyz n tha hood are always hard<br />You come talking that trash we'll pull your card<br />Knowing nothing in life but to be legit<br />Don't quote me boy, 'cause I ain't said shit

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MAKE SURE YOU CELEBRATE BY WATCHING BAD BOYS II (RELEASED JULY 18th 2003)

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worthless people play worthless games. <br /><br />how many times are these idiots going to say "character confirmed" in a predictable video game? <br /><br />fucking retards, i hope your job is knocking on people's doors.

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What I wouldn't give for a game where I could actually shoot up the cast of Seinfeld!

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Don't hate the player, hate the game