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Lando will never die

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.<br /><br />Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.<br /><br />But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

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die fagot

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he didn't die you fucking dumbass

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lack of pies mos def

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"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness -- if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."<br /><br /> "Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage."<br /><br /> Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution.<br /><br /> "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there."<br /><br /> "I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."<br /><br /> "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?"<br /><br /> "No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner."<br /><br /> "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."<br /><br /> "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together.<br /><br /> "If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes."

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max is just waiting for billy dee williams to die so he can shut down the site forever

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da dum da dum da dum, mobile nation building wreckingball, da dum, noam, da dum, Chomsky, da dum, don't let yourself get snaked by congress, da dum, nation building your mother died.

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when i die and go to heaven and see god, i'm gonna say...DENNIS BERGKAMP!

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The most terrible part about Philip Seymour Hoffman dying of a heroin overdose is that it wasn't you dying of a meth overdose.

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DIE.

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Did he died?

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An old man dies, fair trade. Quality morals for the whole family.

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Phew, I thought it was Ariel the little mermaid who died.

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How can you hate this? I'm [i]literally[/i] dying.

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Uncle Phil/Shredder was the man. Thanks for all the laughs and memories... :( man. It never hit me until now. All my childhood memories are slowly fading away. Randy Savage dies the day after my birthday and now Uncle Phil is gone to start the new year?! :( Now a good sign for my 2014 at all.

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I won't die... as long as you still live.

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I've spent the last year doing nothing but editing full-time a site that I'm going to publish the moment Billy Dee Williams dies. With my luck that will probably takes decades to happen. :\

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Oh, wait, I confused it with the guy from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air who died recently. Sorry.

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LOL! Reverse Lando'd but still what happens when Billy Dee Williams dies?

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No no, he died right at the end of 2013!

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Hey, you know who else has been in the news recently with strict anti-gay rhetoric and legislation? Russia! And hey, what do you know, despite discrepancies in the stats, everyone agrees that their primary religion is the (Christian) Russian Orthodox church.<br /> <br />(not to mention that whole misogynist mix of church and state over the Pussy Riot thing, where increasingly Christian (Russian Orthodox) control over political bodies (including Putin) jailed a few outspoken but harmless women--some serious time for a not very serious "crime."<br /><br />And while we're at it, there was that whole French anti-gay marriage protest a while back, in which 150,000 conservative, predominantly Catholic Frenchies came out in droves to demonstrate to the world that it ain't just them pesky Muslims who can be intolerant on a global scale.<br /> <br />And I haven't even yet gotten to the fun part, where I mine quote after quote by that fucking Catholic League douche bag Bill Donohue. Oh boy, you're in for real a treat here:<br /><br />Regarding the artist David Wojnarowicz, Donahue said:<br /><br />"The fact is that the artist who made the vile video died of self-inflicted wounds: he died of AIDS. The homosexual, Wojnarowicz, hated the Catholic Church (had he lived by its teachings, he would not have self-destructed)"<br /> <br />or<br /> <br />"...In other words, those religions whose teachings on abortion and marriage approximate the views of the New York Times and NPR are in free fall. Looks like God is truly looking out for those religions that don’t treat Scripture as if it were a post-modern text to be deconstructed by left-wing ideologues."<br /> <br />or<br /> <br />"We’re not going to allow gay people to adopt children, that’s against nature, it’s against nature’s God.”<br /> <br />So yeah, nothing to fear from those harmless Christian Taliban, of which your uncircumcised buddy is YMND's sole missionary.

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If you close your eyes it says pumpkin pie wtf!

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You will die alone in a vacant building surrounded by the carcasses of your own shattered dreams for the future.

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2005? Fuck me, I feel old. Wasn't even sure if YTMND still existed. Did Max die?

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Honestly, I know it's a year and a half later, but there's a real reason this isn't a dew army thing, I know you don't know that reason, that's why you need to die, I hope you're still on the site to see this. See you in 2014+

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^This has to be the most retarded of self righteous posts I have ever seen. I think you need a short civics and social science lesson.<br /><br />[b]1.[/b] 'Muhummadd' is a play on words with 'Muhummad', a prophet of Islam.<br />[b]2. [/b]Islam is a religion, not a race. There are black, white, asian and middle eastern followers of Islam. Therefore, any (deserved) mockery of this violent and vile religion is not racist.<br /><br />[b]3. [/b]Islam also happens to be one of the harshest of religions today in the 21st century. They willfully stone gay people, women who cheat on their husbands, women who have sex before marriage and other minor sexual infractions. Often to death. Survivors die soon after.<br />[i][b]3a. [/b][/i] They have a litany of other harsh penalties for even minor crimes. Thieves often have one or both hands chopped off.<br />[i][b]3b. [/b][/i] Please read up even a little bit on Sharia Law.<br /><br />[b]4. [/b] An [i]Islamist[/i] is a slang term, for one who advocates for Islam, usually quite aggressively, sometimes violently. If you don't think such people exist, I suggest you read some international news of any kind.<br /><br />[b]5. [/b] A 'left wing islamist' is one who favors both left wing politics and also either sugarcoating the crimes of islam or simply advocating for the religion. This includes non muslim westerners who propagate the lie "Islam is the a Religion of Peace". I think these people are disgusting, because they are clearly ignoring the inhumane deeds done in the middle east in the name of Islam.<br /><br />[b]6. [/b] I am sick of western apologists for this horrible religion who accuse its critics of racism. Die in a fire.

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all of your sites are crazy bad. just die already. your family wants you to.

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Thank you for that, im [i]literally dying[/i]

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why the sadface? he lived an incredible life and died in his 90s. that sounds like a good life and death is a part of that.