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I WANT BREAD. GOT IT?

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yeah that pretty much sums up gambling why bet your lifetime stock of bread for a slight chance at a little more bread jesus fuck

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big macs for 1.19. mcdoubles for 1 dollar. the only difference is a piece of bread inbetween the buns and some special sauce that isnt that special.

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NEED SOME DUMB BITCH TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING PIECE OF WOOD? WE GOT THAT BABY!

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cut that bread

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lol next he will be on oprah about his new charity event for ytmnd.

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I think I know why you might be upset by this and I am sympathetic. But I recognize decent satire when I see it. Long before I was political, I was obsessed with Mad Magazine, Wierd Al Yankovic, Naked Gun, Airplane, Hot Shots, Saturday Night Live and other such stuff. That was my bread and butter.<br /><br />Political stuff and conspiracy stuff didn't really hit me until well after college, and that was only after politics got into things it shouldn't have, like the Patriot Act, TSA, going after Howard Stern, endless war, censorship, religious right, politically correct left, etc.<br /><br />For the longest time, I ignored politics because I thought it was just a bunch of pompous windbag stuff and jerks voting themselves free stuff. But then politics didn't ignore us. Now I see it as something to exterminate, like a poisonous pest.<br /><br />But I totally appreciate your take on things. The only reason I got into stuff like Ron Paul, Alex Jones, Libertarians, Lew Rockwell, others is because they seem to be on the side of removing politics from hassling everyone else.

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Canned Bread

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I actually preemptive 5'd this expecting "Shortening Bread" from Light Album or Adult Child. But this is good too.

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You'll also notice that I only got two bags of Crazy Bread because the pizza tastes like shit when it's re-heated. Papa Murphy's for the 5-square win.

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oddly good. oddly inappropriate in a place known for its inappropriateness. still, here's some bread in yer jar. man, what are you doing here?

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MAX YOU CHEAP MOTHA FUCKA! Check the fucking support inbox. I sponsored this shit last fucking week and it never showed up, I still have the paypal receipt (big fucking surprise there, I got charged for nothing) Enjoy the loaf of rye bread I bought you!

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LOL turminaeter rly kind of cant shot this kid while he wnat moviesf glasses llo oprolly T3: ryse of the bread<br /><br />now i can fuck

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Sound origin: 13 Wünsche by We Butter the Bread with Butter

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By 8:40 PM, Panera Bread is really winding down, and the whole gang really starts to let loose! Justin was mopping the floor, when Becky came by and dumped more soap in his mop bucket.<br />"You might need this," said Becky. "This place really needs a [i][b][u]clean-up!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />I couldn't believe it! Becky!<br />Justin didn't know [i][b]what[/i][/b] to say!! Until he said to Becky, "Ha ha! [i][b][u]Becky!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />Just then, Alex walked out from the back and into the cash register area.<br />"What's going on here, guys?" Alex said angrily. Alex is the grumpy boss.<br />"[i][b][u]Nothing!!![/i][/b][/u]" Replied Justin and Becky at the same time. Justin! Becky!<br />Alex is a grad student, and a mean graduate student at that! He's always making really quick trips to the bathroom, and when he comes back out he is even angrier than when he went in. It's amazing!<br />"Becky!" said Alex, "Why don't you do [i][u]a better job at work?[/i][/u]" asked Alex?<br />Becky thought for a moment before replying, and I could tell this was going to be a smart one.<br />"Because I would do a better job, Alex, but [i][b][u]there's just not enough soap to clean this place up!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />Justin, Becky, and I [i][u]roared[/i][/u] with laughter! Even Alex smiled a little bit!<br />"[i][b][u]BECKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]" Explained Alex, "If you do not shape up, you are [i][b][u]OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />I was so scared! I had no idea what was going to happen next! How much pubic hair did Becky have in her pants, and was Justin circumcised?<br />Sorry, you'll have to wait to find out, Diary!

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Bro, I totally resized every one of those pictures to keep the file size down and make the slide show not feel completely disjointed. Not to mention the hours of deliberation that went into what pictures to choose and their order. Like you wouldn't want to have all the art pics together because a lot of people might lose interest, gotta space that shit out.<br /><br />Anyway, no idea what reddit is.... but I have been lurking this site for like 5-6 years and I am shocked sir at your disgust over something thats been the bread and butter of YTMND.<br /><br />You do realize you're on a website that started with a "stolen" picture and a "stolen" looped soundbite right???<br /><br />whatismystaplerfacialexpressions??????????????????????????

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There's no bread, let them eat cake<br />There's no end to what they'll take<br />Flaunt the fruits of noble birth<br />Wash the salt into the earth<br /><br />But they're marching to Bastille Day<br />La guillotine will claim her bloody prize<br />Free the dungeons of the innocent<br />The king will kneel and let his kingdom rise<br /><br />Bloodstained velvet, dirty lace<br />Naked fear on every face<br />See them bow their heads to die<br />As we would bow as they rode by<br /><br />And we're marching to Bastille Day<br />La guillotine will claim her bloody prize<br />Sing, oh choirs of cacophony<br />The king has kneeled to let his kingdom rise<br /><br />Lessons taught, but never learned<br />All around us, anger burns<br />Guide the future by the past<br />Long ago, the mold was cast<br /><br />For they marched up to Bastille Day<br />La guillotine claimed her bloody prize<br />Hear the echoes of the centuries<br />Power isn't all that money buys

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Cauliflower, cabbage, Oprah

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+d. but why purge ourselves of eternal purgatory? the lowest form of humor? limbo it is, then...<br /><br />[i]damn it[/i], I did it again. and you're right, it's not even clever. most of my puns are a stretch (but it's only because life should be more elastic). <br /><br />you might find my puns corny, but the native americans thought they were a-maize-ing. made a french joke about their bread once - it was downright pain-ful.<br /><br />baguette!

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part bread products

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I like it, although making a Radiohead dew is almost like cheating. Might just as well use foreign lyrics.<br /><br />Sidenote: I am sincerely convinced that the song "Black Star" is about Oprah. Blame it on the Black Star, blame it on the salads.

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I am so weak. I haven't had anything to eat except maybe a few bread crumbs. And I drank a cup of water. After the first few sips, I threw up again. I had done it a few times before going to bed, and by morning I was dry heaving. So disgusting. I passed out around 5:00 PM and drank the rest of the water when I woke up. I've been fine since, but working in the camp is becoming more and more difficult by the day.<br /><br />- Elie Wiesel, [i]Night[/i]

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Please bake me some banana bread when you have a chance.

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Breads and Breadbread.

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But he also ate just bread

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i bet this site's awesome. i can't watch it right now because my internet provider stopped accepting food stamps and i can only make comments at the library (they accept coupon inserts for free magazine subscriptions). for six months of dog fancy i get 12 hours of internet. a current sports illustrated swimsuit issue gets me a private after-hours session where the head librarian stays late with me. for a stack of old good housekeepings i have to sit on the lap of a blind man using the reading machine for the visually impaired, while trying to browse the web on someone else's machine, who is usually playing farmville or solitaire, or needs to ask the librarian for help using google. one time i brought in this missouri conservationist and they LAUGHED at me! the conservationist said something like "i missed filming pond scum for [i]this[/i]?" or something like that and walked off. but i threw out all their oprah magazines and they let me stay online for the rest of the day.

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gosh, jeez. everyone knows that ben affleck is the bread winner in this family.

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Once, twice, heck 3 times a day if there's corn bread in the house.

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Do you see people driving around with little pictures of loaves of bread pasted onto their cars? Nope, it's all sideways vaginas.... it's subliminal....

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So what is a loaf of bread then?