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As much as I could give two shits about jobs, when you die I will personally come and take a steamy dump on your grave. Then I will spit in your parents face and tell them you were a dirty nigger and you had aids from too much gay sex.

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- Tell me the truth, Naomi. When am I going to die?<br />- Everybody dies when their time's up.<br />- Yeah, so MINE's up?<br />- Live, Sanke. That's all I can say to you.<br />- ..........

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Wow, pretty nice site. Also, seeing as how jobs died *looks at watch* 5 hours before you made this site...good job

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It's Night. I'm living inside a giant apartment skyscraper. It's so big you could call it a whole city onto itself. I'm living with Cindy again and we have a pet with us. This little white thing is about as disgustingly cute as you can imagine, and oddly enough, it's the only thing I see that isn't a tint of blue or black. But I know something is wrong, why am I with Cindy? Why does this innocent animal feel like it's about to kill me? I need help...<br /><br />I'm looking for help, I need allies to combat the little white adorable monster in my apartment. I find my way to a bar inside the same building, somewhere on the 670th floor. I'm yelling at them "IDIOTS! We are about to die! I need help to kill this monster in my apartment!!" But I'm ignored...<br /><br />Suddenly.. He bursts through the door. No longer is the while fluff ball tiny, but enormous. He's the size of a house! Running straight at me with the patrons of the bar in it's jaws, it tries to slash me in half with it's knife like fingers. The scent of blood is heavy in the air...

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More like when that bus from the movie "speed" crashed into that commercial airliner. The hundreds of tiny people that live on my desk died in the explosion.

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...and then I died

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Damn good coffee, cherry pie, etc.

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eat shit and die, quit wastin my time

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i mean, Uhm shit. no theblack guy would die from the music.

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A slow 20 minutes pass when suddenly fast paced techno music begins to blast out of the BATCAVE and strobe lights fill the corridor.<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />(screaming into the BATCAVE)<br />Now what the fuck is going on?<br /><br />BRUCE:<br />THE BATCOMPUTER ISN'T WORKING RIGHT AND I CAN'T FIND THE BATSUIT.<br /><br />ALFRED:<br />Ah for fuck's sake.<br /><br />ALFRED flips the piano over and marches towards the BATCAVE. He trips over a tea cart placed near the middle of the stairs and breaks his neck while falling down the remaining steps. BRUCE is conviently standing at the bottom when some hot tea blinds him in the eyes. He then stumbles backwards into the BATMOBILE and bumps his knee.<br /><br />EXT. BUSY GOTHAM STREET - DAY<br /><br />A black businessman places a quarter into a newspaper box and grabs the days paper. The frontpage headline reads: BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY HIT BY PARKED CAR, DIES. The black man mumbles something about 'fucking white people' then folds the newspaper under his arm and enters a cafe.

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a baby died every time he he made a comment

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Also whoever the fuck downvoted the shit out of this needs to go die in a fire.

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Anyone who has one of those Calvin stickers on their vehicle needs to die a painful death.

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He can only die if you take his head, and with it his power.

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R.I.P. to everyone who died that horrible day. God Bless the USA on this 9/11 weekend.

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"God told me to skin you alive"<br />I kill children<br />I love to see them die<br />I kill children<br />And make their mamas cry<br />Crush 'em under my car<br />I wanna hear them scream<br />Feed 'em poison candy<br />To spoil their Halloween<br /><br />So your're in the kids' ward<br />You're in there cos you're ill<br />How about some Pavulon<br />So I can see you chill<br /><br />Time to hit the scool bus<br />I think I'll shoot the tires<br />Offer them a helping hand<br />Of open telephone wires<br /><br />Ever wanted to die?<br />Of course you have<br />But I won't till I get my revenge<br />I don't wanna see people any more<br /><br />Things I never ever saw before<br />Make me see them for the shit they are<br />Take as many as I can away with me<br />Anyone can be king for a day<br /><br />So I kill children<br />I love to see them die<br />I kill children<br />And make their mamas cry<br />I bang their heads in doors<br />I kill children<br />Can hardly wait for yours

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We died in a plane crash!<br />Der ner ner ner ner ner der ner nert.<br />Because of our inbred pilot!<br />Der ner ner ner ner ner...

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We all know YTMND is your morning, noon, and night, Umfuld. This "Dead" website is crushing you to the point of tears. No need to pretend. Just fucking die.

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Okay, screw the POV picture. Get out a video camera, film your laughter by showing this on your computer screen and panning it back to your laughing face, then point it down at your dick and reveal the cream pie in your pants.<br /><br />[i]Also, yes. It bothers you.[/i]

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Yeah, cause telling one story one day and changing it the very next day isn't suspicious at all! Neither is a guy living for 11 years with failing kidneys. Oh and seal team 6 all died in a chopper crash a month later. That's not suspicious either. The government never lies to you. To believe anything else is akin to wearing a tinfoil hat and praying to aquabuddha. God damn some people are so fucking stupid it blows my mind.

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[spoil]Umfuld dies.[/spoil]

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Irene gave Tucker aids and he died. :(

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This site made me so insane, that I died.

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599 usdies i mean ways to see you die

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Die in a fire.

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He sure knows how to die! :D

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sept 1st will be your death day because it's the day you die lol

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NOOOO NOOOO, YOU WILL DIE

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Macho Pie Cherry Savage died in a car crash in his hotel room

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LOLOL I DIED