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i wanna suck your blood/dick

I think I read most of the comments in this journal post twice. I feel very concerned about the situation that is creating here. I sense so much hate, whether it is staged or not. I don't want to talk about me, but I have to tell you this: I'm quite a sensitive person and I visit this site maybe 20 times a day. I like to see what people share, I like the funny stuff, but when I look harder I read the comments, I see downvotes driven by pure hate, jealousy or even for no reason at all (dare I say "just for fun".) And since the site is up again the negativity is palpable more than ever. I'm even experiencing it firsthand, thanks to a user who doesn't act like his/her blood is flowing to his/her brain. As Max said in a post in 2007 (I'm paraphrasing,) freedom of speech is ok, but when the shit hits the fan you have to spend a lot of time cleaning the fan. And a soapy sponge is not enough.<br />I like to imagine this site as a place where you have fun, reflect and discuss about what people feel important to share. Do we really have to fight against each other, for things which don't even concern our role in this community? Do we have to scream and offend, saying the obvious most of the time? Do we have to judge, condemn and bash just because we think we have a right to say whatever we want?<br />I live in a place where school books used to be regulated by the "government" and still there's a lot to complain about openness. Stephen Colbert often jokingly says "Freedom isn't free." Maybe he's right, if you think about it. We have been given a chance to express ourselves, by a sole person. Let's not spoil this opportunity, we cannot take anything for granted. For the sake of this community, behave yourself. All of us. Me too.

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1 for stephanie 1 for gayfuel 1 for max 1 for YTMND

ytmnd reminds me alot of petter pan in the child theif, a blood thirsty manchild making friends until he gets bored with them and then kills them all the while not realizing his world is dying around him

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I believe that Muppet's from the South African version of Sesame Street. Her name's Kami, and she is indeed HIV-positive.<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kami_%28Takalani_Sesame_character%29<br /><br />Of course, never mind the fact that the character received her infection through a tainted blood transfusion, and that the character only appears in the South African version of the show on account of that country's high HIV infection rate-- IT'S A HOMERSEKSHURAL PLOT TO INDOCTERNATE YER CHILDERN AND I KNOW IT COS THE REPUBLICANS TOLD ME SO

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funny blood fartz

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I see naked lesbos dancing.<br /><br />I hear Black Moth Super Rainbow.<br /><br />I taste the searing hot blood dripping from my belt buckle.

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Max said we don't have to watch our fucking language anymore, just go easy on showing pics of Stephanie's uterus.

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*makes a racist joke involving Stephanie*

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this 5 is soaked in his blood

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Okay, let me break this down.<br /><br />Many of my older sites were more "mainstream"; nowadays I have 3 types of sites; <br /><br />1. Spastic (admittedly MurdarMachene inspired) direct rips, sometimes with edits.<br /><br />2. Artfag weird shit.<br /><br />3. Stuff meant to be scary (2 and 3 tend to blur).<br /><br />By the time I got fairly good at editing was around the time when I began to realize the stupidity of mainstream YTMND humor (around the time I joined the now-defunct FPA).<br /><br />I went through the Forgot Poland Army phase and I'm not ashamed of it, but it's old now so I'm not going to beat a dead horse. We don't want it to achieve Joke Death.<br /><br />I could probably make a decent high quality mainstream YTMND site, but I won't. Why? Because I won't find it fucking funny. My style is alternative, sometimes minimalistic. Regardless if you hate or like my sites I have my own unique style in many ways.<br /><br />I'd rather make shit that I and the people who understand my/our humor (our referring to MurdarMachene) than make a site that appeals to mainstream frontpage fags.<br /><br />And finally: You can spend years and years making a giant pile of shit. You could have put all blood, sweat and tears into said pile of shit.<br /><br />But it's still a pile of shit.

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me too. i'll take that comment as a gesture of my argument winning abd you thowring up a white-but-yellow-urine soaked flag you yanked out of a hooker who thought she might be on her period but false alarm - she's dieing of aids and blood is just showing up in every little nook and cranny.

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Every color of the rainbow<br />Every line of sick speed<br />Every stroke flashing upside my eyes<br />And every meadow under tree<br /><br />Comes to the point where my disruption boils my blood<br />Colors explode throughout the waves of energy<br />Into my fortress they would descend if they could<br />But with this shit no one can stop me.<br /><br /><br />Sanatize your database inputs.<br />So Kremlin won't happen to you.<br />Burn your eyelids with a thousand chrome microlasers.<br />Then you've got nothing left to do.<br /><br /><br />You would make sense if you could.<br />You would corrupt.<br />You know inside that you should.<br />But, really you're fucked.<br /><br /><br />You have no choice but go along.<br />You have no voice.<br />You take commands just like that.<br />My little toy.<br /><br /><br />So follow me down.<br />Into the hole of which,<br />You pushed yourself before.<br />Oh, yes. Yes, you wish.<br /><br /><br />We'll travel to and from.<br />We'll find the key.<br />We'll blame all of the cause.<br />We'll swim in ecstasy.<br /><br /><br />So put it in my mouth.<br />I'll take it all.<br />Just push it all the way down.<br />And we'll get real small.<br />All the patterns around.<br />We've got to stay.<br />This meadow invites me.<br />Every single living day.<br /><br /><br />Turn me into glue. Make me into clay.So we can mold and stick, like paper mache. Burn your eyelids just so that you can see through.Then you've got nothing left to do.

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They say his blood smells like cologne.

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hing his way past her; but she threw her arms round him and tried to hold him back.<br />"'Fritz! Fritz!she cried in English, 'remember your promise after the last time. You said it should not be again. He will be silent! Oh, he will be silent!'<br />"'you are mad, Elise!' he shouted, struggling to break away from her. 'You will be the ruin of us. He has seen too much. Let me pass, I say!' He dashed her to one side, and, rushing to the window, cut at me with his heavy weapon. I had to let myself go, and was hanging by the hands to the sill, when his blow fell. I was conscious of a dull pain, my grip loosened, and I fell into the garden below.<br />"How long I remained unconscious I cannot tell. It must have been a very long time, for the moon had sunk, and a bright morning was breaking when I came to myself. My clothes were all sodden with dew, and my coat-sleeve was drenched with blood from my wounded thumb. The smarting of it recalled in an instant all the particulars of my night's adventure, and I sprang to my feet with the feeling that I might hardly yet to be safe from my pursuers. But to my astonishment, when I came to look round me, neither house nor garden were to be seen. I had been lying in an angle of the hedge close by the highroad, and just a little lower down was a long building, which proved, upon my approaching it, to be the very station at which I had arrived arrived upon the previous night. Were it not for the ugly wound upon my hand, all that had happened during those dreadful hours might have been an evil dream.<br />"Half dazed, I went into the station and asked about the morning train. There would be one to Reading in less than an hour. The same porter was on duty, I found, as had been there when I arrived. I inquired of him whether he had ever heard of Colonel Lysander Stark. The name was strange to h

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hing his way past her; but she threw her arms round him and tried to hold him back. <br /> "'Fritz! Fritz!she cried in English, 'remember your promise after the last time. You said it should not be again. He will be silent! Oh, he will be silent!'<br /> "'you are mad, Elise!' he shouted, struggling to break away from her. 'You will be the ruin of us. He has seen too much. Let me pass, I say!' He dashed her to one side, and, rushing to the window, cut at me with his heavy weapon. I had to let myself go, and was hanging by the hands to the sill, when his blow fell. I was conscious of a dull pain, my grip loosened, and I fell into the garden below. <br /> "How long I remained unconscious I cannot tell. It must have been a very long time, for the moon had sunk, and a bright morning was breaking when I came to myself. My clothes were all sodden with dew, and my coat-sleeve was drenched with blood from my wounded thumb. The smarting of it recalled in an instant all the particulars of my night's adventure, and I sprang to my feet with the feeling that I might hardly yet to be safe from my pursuers. But to my astonishment, when I came to look round me, neither house nor garden were to be seen. I had been lying in an angle of the hedge close by the highroad, and just a little lower down was a long building, which proved, upon my approaching it, to be the very station at which I had arrived arrived upon the previous night. Were it not for the ugly wound upon my hand, all that had happened during those dreadful hours might have been an evil dream. <br /> "Half dazed, I went into the station and asked about the morning train. There would be one to Reading in less than an hour. The same porter was on duty, I found, as had been there when I arrived. I inquired of him whether he had ever heard of Colonel Lysander Stark. The name was strange to h

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Stephanie upskirt picture collection, [site ohhhmygod:site].

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Garygnu's blood is on Umfold's hands!

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have fun cleaning the blood out of the clown suit

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North Dakota Bloods are straight up muthafuckin' gangsta.

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I close my eyes and I see blood and Poland

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stephanie lazytown infest infestation tentacle rape kerrigan cum vagina pussy seed molest pink slut overmind starcraft star craft vile queen semen zerg

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dan aykroyd's blood alcohol content

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mom dad Stephanie is dead

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I guess that's Nedm behind stephanie.

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The person directly behind stephanie needs to have the brian peppers head.

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Stephanie just announced she's moving away from hand jobs, and moving onto Clit Flicks.

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5 for remix and headpastes, -1 for stephanie -1 for lady gaga

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3 - would be five, except I guessed that somehow stephanie would be in there somewhere just by the title alone. Thanks for keeping YTMND "alive" - puke.

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I didn't know you had the patent pending on goat's blood.