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McCain is all bruised up from an earlier match of the Polski Kombat!

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lol @ mortals.

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"Darkness falls across the land, The midnight hour is close at hand, and grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom. And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist the evil of 'The Thriller.' LOL"

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Nice, but I was always more of a Marital Kombat fan.

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Nah, the pride of being a knight is that you get to live while being one. I was gonna write a long note on psychological trauma and how human's ignore their own mortality but I decided to give you a 1 instead.

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When I have seen your church go up in flames And you are weeping I will laugh When I have seen you mourn over loved ones I will feel bliss when your mortal soul is in ruins I will grin in the shadows For that gives me pleasure Tormenting a christian soul

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People have no sense of humor anymore. If you can't laugh in the face of death, how else can we deal with the nature of our own mortality? I bet a lot of the children 1-ing this have no idea what it's like to lose someone they actually KNOW. Or maybe it's just that I'm a cynical old bitch but... laughing in the face of death is what Steve Irwin was about. Not whining like a pussy.

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Born by womb untouched by man Or a horny mortal man's error Flower power prophet of one Spelled dog in the mirror You hide behind stained glass windows In fear of real world outside Kneeling prostitute your souls To reach his kingdom way up high And then you castrate your pride in search Of answers to your prayers Well they may be reaching the heavens But they unanswered remain If so let his anger strike me down Like lightning from clear sky For I'm questioning your lord His almightynes

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wow, a lot of 5 stars. I got some objections for you. 1. incorporating fads into this for a higher vote is cheap. 2. To suggest causality stops at god because god is amazing or infinite or whatever is making huge leaps of faith in assuming anyone mortal can understand what god is since there's so many definitions in different cultures. And if the universe encompasses all existence, where exactly would god be in order to create it? If god can just magically appear, why not the universe?

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Godamn, after all the comments I've seen on this I really wish I had a soundcard. Also, although I am an agnostic, I take the position of athiesm due to my opinion that religion has done more harm than good on the "mortal world".

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NEDM cannot be defeated by a mere mortal such as Steve Carell. That chapstick is deflected back at Carell, therefore no harm comes to Happycat, for it is too powerful.

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Release yourself from this mortal coil.

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Also good for wives. "lol we can hav sex nwo" "kk, awesum" "WTF UR STUFFS BIT MY C*CK WTF"

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BAH BAH BAH! MORTAL KOMBAHT!!!!!!!!!

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STEALING FROM BREAK! MORTAL SIN! Lawl, jk, don't care.

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"-1 for spelling it 'combat'" "It's KOMBAT not COMBAT." "-1 for spelling kombat with "C""

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Rayden loves humans he wouldn't hurt that child. Kano would though. Also, K is for Kombat.

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I love the song, I have it on my cell phone ringtone :D MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT!!!

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Rip their hearts out and electrocute them! Those kids deserve it! And you deserve a five! Mortal Kombaaaaaat!

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Scott Hall said he join WWE again only if they do do a DX Vs. nWo storyline. So it might really happen!

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Mortal 5bat

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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!' Merely this and nothing more.

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5'd because this ytmnd is beyond time, matter and space. This ytmnd is no longer a part of this tired world with its foolish mortal coil.

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I looked through your YTMNDs for something funny. But, it was a waste of time. My best suggestion is that you release yourself from this mortal coil. The only thing you do is convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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Needs the original black & white nWo logo...and if you included the spraypainted belt, it WOULD change facial expressions. But 4'd for nWo goodness anyway.

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-1 for spelling it as "Mortal Combat" in the keywords. What the hell? Also, adding the King or any fad to this equals an instant 1.

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mortal komabat!

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This is truly something to behold. Original work incorporating unoriginal elements; classy artistry with obvious polish, and, of course, the terrific sound job. And the FUNNY. The funny is all there. This is what separates you from mortal nerds.

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I remember that match. I think he reinjured his Quadracip there. also nWo theme FTW

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"And the heavens parted, for that was the time of god's appearance in the world of mortals, and Jesus asked: 'O god, what music can justify the burning of a cat?' And god replied: 'Any doom music. Any doom music will do, my child.'" -YTMND 18:23