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Nipples Nipples Everywhere by Philoneus Chesterpot Nipples nipples everywhere Nipples nipples in my hair What the hell is it doing there? Better not be in my underwear For when people see, they might not care For my playing around with it down there It might just be too much to bear Having them there, locked in a stare No, such a thing would not be fair I would not even try to dare Nipples nipples everywhere No, nipples nipples, only on a large chest bare

nipplesnippleseverywhere

I made up the poem and recorded it on a Logitech USB Headset via Voice Recorded, then converted to WAV with Free M4a to WAV converter.

Emperor Tiberius: “Has it ever occurred to you, mother, that it’s you they hate and not me?” Livia: “There is nothing in this world that occurs to you that has not occurred to me first. That is the affliction I live with.” Sejanus: “If he’s profoundly loved, he’s also profoundly dead. No harm in loving the dead. Everyone’s loved when he’s dead.” Livia: “I wouldn’t count on that if I were you." -I, Claudius

YTMNDNeedsBraces

Lenny, Lee Scratch Perry

I came across it on an image hosting site a while back , but no explanation of its meaning was anywhere to be found. It's haunted me ever since. If anyone knows what it represents, or is able identify the green-clothed figure, please leave a comment. Thanks :I

mysterioustrumpphoto

Super Hydlide theme song

selling my searches.ytmnd

forsaleytmnd

nothing really, its a boring ass mr belvedere i had on my hardrive

this is the movie scooby doo on zombie island.

scoobyzombie

song-its terror time again from scooby doo on zombie island

who's gonna tell you when it's too late who's gonna tell you things aren't so great you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong who's gonna drive you home tonight who's gonna pick you up when you fall who's gonna hang it up when you call who's gonna pay attention to your dreams who's gonna plug their ears when you scream you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong who's gonna drive you home tonight who's gonna hold you down when you shake who's gonna come around when you break

PepeDrives

Compact Disk

I heard something similar on Grooveshark before it was destroyed. Of course, that version didn't sound like SHIT!

ghostsnjohn

(Left) John by Lil Wayne (Right) Ghosts N Stuff by deadmau5

downvote this you cocksucking faggots so it doesnt appear on the top of the page of the site that max dont give a shit about.

gapenewell

interview of gape you know, as in gaping asshole.

faggot

googlefaggot

he is the google halliburton disney representative. fake media whore google fag so the music suits him. i didnt take it from the source i took it from another site i watched, not that faggoty one. i voted one on it, but i put the source.

The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit Gallery will be a perfect re-creation of a video rental store circa 1996, but instead of carrying thousands of porn quadrilogies and action movie knockoffs, this store will carry only Jerry Maguire on VHS. Seeing thousands of Jerrys finally reunited will forever destroy the viewers’ previous perception of culture, waste, and existence as a whole. The Jerrys are a beautiful thing. And this is only the beginning. At the Jerry Maguire Video Store, EIT! will be unveiling plans for the enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all the world’s Jerrys will live until the end of time. Everything Is Terrible! has been working with a team of architects, engineers, and builders to design the epic monument to America’s consumption. Now they need your help to make this stupid dream a reality. All proceeds from the Jerry Maguire Video Store will go towards the land, materials, and labor that are needed to build the Jerry Maguire Pyramid. If you can’t come to Los Angeles, you can still help by making a financial donation and by mailing Jerrys to PO Box 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050. This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized.

jerrymaguire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRMTahRj0g

[b]L I F E ' S A W E I R D D R E A M[/b] by the way, sorry for the 3 sec delay on the music that's how it was recorded

weirdlilheads

https://soundcloud.com/white-woods-1/beach-walk

Since it is Friday the 13th on the day this site was made, I have also wanted to pay tribute to some dead celebrities yet again. Freddy Krueger wore a fedora similar to Leonard Cohen, so I decided to depict Leonard Cohen as Freddy Krueger for that reason. RIP 1934-2016 Not only was 1984 the year that Hallelujah was released, but also the year that Nightmare On Elm Street was first released. George Michael was also a good musician who signed to Columbia Records who had hit songs released in 1984 such as wake me up before you go go. I couldn't think of any other celebrities to portray as Jason Vorhees, whom was from the movie Friday The 13th, which is why I made this site. The movie Freddy Vs. Jason had a character named Lori Cambell, a trumatized teen whom had Leonard Cohen's initials.

freddyvsjason

Nightmare On Elm Street theme

This isn't a ytmnd site I'm asking you to remember. So what happened with this? They never explained it, I hread about it, then went looking for something on it, then all they said, was no they don't do that, without explaining why. The story wasnt, BROUGHT out for nothing and they DIDNT explain it for nothing to as well. Can we undig this shit back up? or maybe ive got this wrong, isnt this how it works? someone explain it to me if ive got it wrong. but im sure this is precisely what it is. which makes youtube, not a site. this was front page almost news. Why havent i heard shit about THIS?! Im pretty sure it was never not proved wrong. Except they excuse themselves. Whatever.

youtubehelpsterrorists

videodrones; questions read id3 dick a mp3 file that was short, and 128kb to quick upload

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safeformens

http://www.safeformens.com

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

Team America, World Police

The Adventures of Dr.Franken released December 1992 may not of been the 1st video game I played but it is the first game I bought with my own $ as a kid. Looking back walking into KB toys with my allowance and debating on what game to get, the box art sold me. However this game still to this day is hard as hell getting to the end since there are no actual save points.

frankenpage

The Adventures of Dr.Franken - Castles and Temples

delan's got it goin on

delan

cringevision

I was going through my old stuff and I had both the original sound and gif and decided to bring it back from 10 years ago. I double checked the exact wording on everything from archive.org so it should be exactly as we remembered!

superdean

the matrix - burly brawl dean scream

partyy mouse destroys your cell phone and now you cant play games on it anymore

phonemouse

artist-black moon

partyy mouse steals your cd player and listens to rap music on it

cdplayr

artist-master p

~Or ..bidding? The button is a gambling machine. I told ebay they where artificially inflating their auctions, and their 10% cut fee they take. I didn't bid **$ on the auction, i clicked 34 instead. I never seen that until then.. They told me to prove it. went back recorded it on another remember when ebay was good. i don't.

fuckebay

mr bungle super mario bros

HDGAMEologists Chad Warden, Anthony Perez, and Elchivofr are called to the H-Town Public Library to investigate recent Nintendo activity. They encounter the ghost of a Wii, who haunted a gamer named Volcop13 but are frightened away when it shapeshifts into a dildo. After losing their jobs at H-Town, the trio establish a gay nigga investigation and elimination service known as "GhostBallers". They develop high-tech equipment capable of capturing fanboys and open their business in a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box. Elchivofr warns them never to cross the Wii streams of their dildo weapons, as this could cause a catastrophic Shoveupyownassgame. They capture their first fanboy, Nick Bass, at a hotel and deposit him in a specially built PSTriple in their Caddy. As fanboy activity increases in H-Town, they hire a fourth member, Armake21, to cope with demand. The Ghostballers are retained by dat Asian bitch, whose apartment is haunted by a demonic fanboy, M6, a gay nigga worshiped as a servant to Mario, a Mexican-ass nigga. Chad takes a particular interest in the case, and competes with Asian bitch's neighbor, lil' fat bitch BrennsY5463, for her affections. As the Ghostballers investigate, Asian bitch is possessed by M6, which declares itself the "BASU-DA", and BrennsY5463 by a similar fanboy, Robert, the "Xbox Fan". Both fanboys speak of the coming of the Mexican Mario and the release of the imprisoned fanboys, and the Ghostballers take steps to keep the two apart. Reggie, a lawyer representing Nintendo, has the Ghostballers arrested for operating unlicensed PSTriple handlers and orders their fanboy containment system deactivated, causing an explosion that releases hundreds of fanboys. The fanboys wreak havoc throughout the city while Robert/BrennsY5463 advances toward Asian Bitch/M6's apartment. Their mad gay encounter opens the gate and transforms them into Mexican-ass niggaz. Consulting blueprints of Asian Bitch's apartment building, the Ghostballers learn that mad fanboy and cult leader Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming gaming was too sick to survive after the 80s video game crash, designed the building as a gateway to summon Mario and bring about the end of games. The Ghostballers are released from custody to combat the Nintendo crisis, but after reaching the roof of Asian bitch's building, they are unable to prevent the arrival of Mario, who appears in the form of a plumber. Briefly subdued by the team, Mario disappears, but his voice echoes that the "Super Smash" will follow, taking a form chosen by the team. Anthony inadvertently recalls a beloved Sony mascot from his childhood—"something that could never, ever possibly destroy us"— and the Super Smash arrives in the form of a Giant Enemy Crab and attacks the city. The Ghostballers cross their dildo energy streams (reversing the Wii flow) and fire them against Mario's portal; the explosion defeats the Giant Enemy Crab and frees Asian Bitch and BrennsY5463. As thousands of true niggaz wipe themselves free of crab meat, the Ghostballers are welcomed on the street as heroes.

obligates

Same

I'm Worf, son of mogh. EDIT: user pixel thinks that leaving out hardcore porn, screaming, moon man and suzanne is why this classic site got such a high rating, is that really the reason why? Star Trek sites tend to be the best on YTMND anyway, especially ones from The Next Generation, or TNG. This aint the Picard Song, but its still good.

fullworfsong

Son Of Mogh

Impossibility of checkmate – if a position arises in which neither player could possibly give checkmate by a series of legal moves, the game is a draw. This is usually because there is insufficient material left, but it is possible in other positions too. Combinations with insufficient material to checkmate are: king versus king king and bishop versus king king and knight versus king king and bishop versus king and bishop with the bishops on the same colour. (Any number of additional bishops of either color on the same color of square due to underpromotion do not affect the situation.)

materials

Crazy Telemarketer Lady commenting on the position

Would you could you on a site? Would you could you if it were right ?

iwouldnotcouldnotonasite

RAW EGGS

add in teh part where fuck you and look. add these idiots. the story is in the tab bar it's the fucking picture is, on.

ispentalongtimeonthis

ytmnd assets

This site is NOT mine, but I am re uploading it to the best of my memory. I believe the person who created it was "sdmoibut." Archive.org has no info on it either.

shrubbersong

Possibly from "sdmoibut" from a deleted site. Unclear if he made it, or just promoted it.

Chillin' with a hair tie, No makeup, with some sweatpants on You know I can always be that guy You can think about me all night long But I think you need something to think of me Something that will keep you warm And show you we can be more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my... When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning And when you walk the halls See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it Said this may be the start of something new Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do... ...is more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my And you can wear my sweatshirt And I don't want you to be cold So you can wear my... So you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my ...sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my...

JacobYo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sb1FzMFA_E

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB while paying homage to the mother of the MP3 Suzanne Vega. It was just wrong for Locke5 to cause anti-Suzanne drama without showing respect to anybody else with the name Susan, or any other name similar to that. We YTMND users depend on the MP3 file format for audio in YTMND sites, and Suzanne Vega is very hurt by any all this anti-Suzanne drama on YTMND. Even the ECU Pirates feel desecrated by abusive copyfraud claims on YouTube. I thought about using Leonard Cohen and Goatse as themes for this site, but I felt that the mother of the MP3 Susanne Vega was a more important reason to make Susanna references in this case.

SuzanneVega

Left Of Center

The part in X-Men: Apocalypse where Tom Hanks wakes up and realizes the entire X-Men franchise was all a dream. He exhales and wipes away the night sweats from his forehead and exclaims, 'Oh thank Christ, it wasn't real. It was all some sort of terrible dream.' He then looks at a photo Colin Hanks on his night stand and sighs to himself, 'Too bad my son being a massive disappointment and failure isn't a dream too. Maybe next time.' He closes his eyes and goes back to bed and the intro to Hey Dude suddenly begins.

wolverDREAMS

PCU