| ?This YTMND makes no sense whatsoever |
tonytonka |
(2.75) |
2,802 |
2014-05-14 |
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description:
Hahaha
domain:
dontdoitake
sound origin:
Random YTMND sound asset
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| ?The Point of No Return |
lakitu64 |
(3.00) |
1,050 |
2014-05-12 |
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description:
This is a clip from max payne as used in kitty0706's video "Max Payne's Rhetorical Questions." Go watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8IEiwBLSxw
domain:
maxpaynesrhetoricalquestions
sound origin:
from max payne
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| ?Kissing her for the first time... And the last... |
zilbot |
(3.00) |
1,559 |
2014-05-12 |
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description:
One of the greatest regrets in my life is repressing that memory. I don't remember anything about her, not even her name. I was 12, so was she.
I met her at a friend's bar mitzvah and told her she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I asked if I could kiss her and the boys around us got excited by the notion of two girls making out and offered us money. So we kissed and we kissed, and the dollars rolled in, but all I wanted was to kiss her in earnest. She did too, so we tried to escape the attention, but no matter where we hid, we were always found. Everything after that is bleary, but I remember leaving that night with a strong sense of shame, which is probably why I repressed the memory in the first place.
And now I'm here, sharing this on ytmnd. At least I know in my mind, I kissed the most beautiful girl.
domain:
kissingher
sound origin:
Recomposed by Max Richter: Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring 0, Spring 1, and Spring 2
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| ?quinzthekiller |
chiefkrait |
(1.50) |
534 |
2014-05-12 |
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description:
I aint no killa but dont push me
domain:
deaglequinz
sound origin:
CU @ LAN
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| ?KHANTMND: Khan's presidential campaign ... |
DarthWang |
(4.23) |
2,475 |
2014-05-10 |
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description:
LOL! KHANTMND: Best fad ever that it's so good that it even remains the best fad ever despite the fact that no one has made one for years
domain:
imitator
sound origin:
CAPTAAAAIN KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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| ?karrie has no manners (voat 5) |
Kacen |
(3.97) |
2,209 |
2014-05-08 |
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description:
I'm really sorry I had to revive this fad, but after seeing that terrible YTMND, I was overcome with so much rage at it's utter lack of meaning that I just had to tear into it. There is something about that YTMND that in my opinion just sucks the life out of the room.
domain:
karriemanners
sound origin:
karrie has no manners (voat 5)
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| ?Saxy Manni |
callmesquinky |
(2.67) |
612 |
2014-05-08 |
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description:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
domain:
saxymanni
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZ_IchN1Dg
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| ?General Eddie |
vitality |
(1.00) |
466 |
2014-05-06 |
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description:
No weed left alive
domain:
LawnGeneralEddie
sound origin:
Free use copy of stars and stripes forever aquired from public source
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| ?no one has already done this YTMND |
ismellpussy |
(1.25) |
313 |
2014-05-04 |
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description:
45
domain:
suicojdjiusnuiik
sound origin:
ʊθᵊɔɛ
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| ?come on shake your body baby |
khug |
(1.50) |
596 |
2014-05-04 |
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description:
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Everbody gather round now
Let your body feel the heat
Dont you worry if you cant dance;
Let the music move your feet
Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day
Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got
Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop
(repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
domain:
comeonshakeyourbodybaby
sound origin:
Youtubed the gloriast of estefans
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| ?COMEDY GOLD! |
mastermario |
(1.20) |
942 |
2014-05-03 |
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description:
heres me making a site outta no were
domain:
comedygoldgf
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY35BeX9NnE&noredirect=1
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| ?(nsfw) Net Neutrality: Not All It's Cracked Up... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
1,955 |
2014-05-03 |
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description:
Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.
domain:
noagendanetneutrality
sound origin:
http://613.nashownotes.com
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| ?oh hell no! |
eduhfisknx |
(3.00) |
475 |
2014-04-30 |
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description:
dayum + oh hell no = win
domain:
ohhellnodayum
sound origin:
youtube
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| ?TRUTHTMND: Perfect act of contrition |
woman |
(1.00) |
1,058 |
2014-04-30 |
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description:
This is what you need to do when you're in mortal sin but have no confession options available.
domain:
atonement
sound origin:
MGS4 - Atonement
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| ?thebito: EXPOSED |
HPDarkness |
(3.50) |
1,794 |
2014-04-26 |
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description:
i expose ytmnd user the bito for having no life
domain:
bitoexposed
sound origin:
one fine day 1960s remix by SKRILLX
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| ?Walk with me |
ytnmd |
(3.33) |
696 |
2014-04-26 |
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description:
Hostile army troops, getting a little close to our homes. We know our town. Soldiers stay in East Europe, dont take the war to us, don't send your kids here to make war, we protect our homes with everything we have, we wont hessitate to do everything possible to make it hard.
This war wil have no winners. only losers.
domain:
Tanze
sound origin:
Eisbrechers -Tanz mit mir-
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| ?Professor X had NO weakness |
axemblue4 |
(2.67) |
586 |
2014-04-26 |
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description:
Professor X had NO weakness
domain:
charlesnoweakness
sound origin:
Prof X had ONE weakness
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| ?computer game score |
Blasterdude |
(3.56) |
1,856 |
2014-04-19 |
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description:
billy matterson holds the High-Kill count for this game :) no-one can top my score
domain:
bigpoints
sound origin:
point attack mode :)
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| ?Attack on Remember the Titan |
Ebb1993 |
(1.33) |
677 |
2014-04-18 |
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description:
Now, whenever I hear the word "Titan", I can't help but think of Attack on Titan.
domain:
rememberattacktitan
sound origin:
Guren no Yumiya
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| ?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
1,006 |
2014-04-15 |
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description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
sound origin:
Mister softee
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| ?(nsfw) No car payment! |
kimcheeracing |
(2.50) |
971 |
2014-04-13 |
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description:
No car payment!
domain:
paidoff
sound origin:
magnum pi
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| ?doge machine |
DOCTADORN |
(2.33) |
1,596 |
2014-04-07 |
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description:
I take no credit, but it needed to be on YTMND with the song.
Original reddit thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/22fyoy/dogecoin_animated_gif/
Creator: http://www.reddit.com/user/Fred_237
domain:
dogecoinmachine
sound origin:
Peewee's Big Adventure
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| ?NO DAD 2014 |
dogbullets |
(1.00) |
304 |
2014-04-06 |
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description:
no dad
domain:
nodadwins
sound origin:
i sampled it from a friend
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| ?swaggabro.mp3 |
TheDeysion |
(1.00) |
457 |
2014-04-05 |
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description:
call of duty 720 no scope
domain:
swaggabro
sound origin:
soundcloud.com/fuckmylife
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| ?(nsfw) Oxee |
Sikma200 |
(2.00) |
800 |
2014-04-05 |
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description:
Oh boy, no foolin'? oh boy!
domain:
Ohboynofoolin
sound origin:
Necessary E, by Deficere 2 on Youtube
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| ?HOW CAN HE EVEN WALK AROUND WITH T... |
TableMcFlipper |
(2.50) |
1,193 |
2014-04-05 |
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description:
Ellie no
domain:
nsfw4urowngood
sound origin:
Youtub
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| ?The Angry River |
RaymondSaint |
(3.29) |
1,226 |
2014-04-03 |
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description:
No description available.
domain:
angryriver
sound origin:
True Detective soundtrack
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| ?Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing On Rainbow |
JAUG |
(3.00) |
974 |
2014-04-02 |
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description:
There was no that thing here, so I just created it for lulz
domain:
pfudor
sound origin:
YOutube
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| ?(nsfw) wigglywoogly |
mukyuuhikuuu |
(2.00) |
982 |
2014-03-27 |
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description:
no
domain:
wigglywoogly
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcAzR2QyPCI
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| ?Faptin Corrigan |
BooleanBoy1 |
(1.00) |
375 |
2014-03-24 |
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description:
Aint no mountain High enough
domain:
CaptainCorrigan
sound origin:
facebook
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