?She's not a Christian! |
Zephrin |
(2.60) |
1,054 |
2006-11-07 |
description:
I still laugh when I hear this
domain:
witchnotchristian
sound origin:
Wifeswap
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?Gamespot is still having a good time. |
mik3m |
(2.60) |
2,119 |
2007-01-07 |
description:
We are both gemini vegetarians.
domain:
gsgs
sound origin:
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
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?...and I still haven't gotten my nano! |
TheHypnotist |
(2.60) |
1,044 |
2007-03-01 |
description:
I've won soooo many f*cking times, but didn't get anyting!!!
domain:
iwantmyipodnano
sound origin:
Myspace R4P3 F3V4.
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?Rygar Cliff |
atupaj |
(2.60) |
1,315 |
2007-05-20 |
description:
Rock embankments next to highways STILL remind me of Rygar.
domain:
rygarcliff
sound origin:
Rygar
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?Myspace STILL Wins @ Internet |
Eidako |
(2.60) |
1,920 |
2007-08-10 |
description:
Sequel to myspacewins.ytmnd.com.
domain:
myspacestillwins
sound origin:
Final Fantasy VII
|
?Coincidence? I THINK NOT |
Chunkala |
(2.60) |
635 |
2007-10-10 |
description:
TWEBS LONG LOST BROTHER, HE HAS A MULLET STILL
domain:
loldowns
sound origin:
GOOD
|
?(nsfw) what criminals see before they die...... |
verscharren |
(2.60) |
2,129 |
2007-12-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
diediediemofodie
sound origin:
still-ghetto boys
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?Dolfans Still Believe |
HighRightNow |
(2.60) |
1,162 |
2008-01-31 |
description:
ay ayo ayo ay ay ayo ayo
domain:
dolfanskeepkeepinon
sound origin:
fuck martinez
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?McCaine won |
forget |
(2.60) |
1,115 |
2008-03-01 |
description:
ud think bcuz hes black it wouldnt hurt to be a loser, but it still does.
domain:
obamax
sound origin:
pac
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?.... And they're SPECTACULAR! |
OtisWild |
(2.60) |
1,394 |
2008-03-29 |
description:
And this man still gets more trim per hour than I have ever had in my entire life :p
domain:
theyrereal
sound origin:
Seinfeld
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?Maynard STILL Wants His Wings |
GnFnRs |
(2.60) |
1,623 |
2008-07-24 |
description:
Maynard still needs his fix of wings.
domain:
maynardredbullwingspt2
sound origin:
Tool -- 10,000 Days (Wings Pt. 2)
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?TRUTHTMND: BREAK FREE OF THE LIES! |
leavend |
(2.60) |
1,232 |
2009-05-13 |
description:
Those in power have seen fit to take steps to ensure that the truth about their agenda will not be revealed. They will do anything they can to prevent you from seeing the truth. But there's still hope, and there's still time to break free of their lies
domain:
informationwars
sound origin:
truth
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?Black Eyed Pease Don't Know Their Days ... |
sdawgee |
(2.60) |
950 |
2009-08-06 |
description:
The Black Eyed Peas forget the days of a week, but still make millions and a hit song.
domain:
bepdaysofweek
sound origin:
Black Eyed Peas- I gotta feeling
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?Geoff Smith - In The Morning - ThunderwingMusicC... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
3,686 |
2012-05-02 |
description:
Adam Curry, the famous former MTV VJ, helped invent podcasting in the early part of the first decade of the 2000s. His role in the invention of podcasting earned him the nickname "The Podfather." He started his first podcast in 2004, [i]Daily Source Code[/i], which still continues today. In October 2007, he and his longtime friend, technology writer and commentator John C. Dvorak, decided to create a weekly podcast called [i]No Agenda[/i]. It started out as Adam & John just discussing the news of the week in general (technology, politics, celebrities, etc.), and has since evolved into a twice-a-week deconstruction of the world's newsworthy events, centered primarily on politics. Over the years, through over 400 episodes, fans have donated money, music and jingles to the show. One of the most prolific donators of music and jingles to the show is Nashville musician Geoff Smith. This is a song written in tribute to [i]No Agenda[/i] that references their jingle "In The Morning," which was based on Family Guy's "Weenie and the Butt." Enjoy, and please feel free to download this one! You can also download it (and an acoustic version) at http://thegeoffsmith.com.
domain:
inthemorningslaves
sound origin:
http://thegeoffsmith.com/free/
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|
?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,811 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?Kim KardASSian plants a pipe bomb in Ferguson M... |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.60) |
637 |
2014-11-25 |
description:
Dragon Dance Mega Salamence is capable of sweeping entire teams after a single boost, and finds plenty of setup chances thanks to Intimidate and great overall bulk. Return or Double-Edge are the primary STAB and destroy anything that doesn't resist it or doesn't have ridiculous physical bulk. Earthquake covers Rock- and Steel-types, such as Tyranitar, Mega Diancie, Jirachi, Heatran, Magnezone, and Bisharp. Fire Blast covers Ferrothorn, Mega Metagross, Mega Scizor, and Skarmory, Outrage takes care of Rotom-W and has a good chance to OHKO even physically defensive variants after Stealth Rock and an Adamant nature, but keep in mind that +1 Double-Edge already does around half to Rotom-W, as Outrage is useless outside of dealing with Rotom-W, and has a very nasty side effect, which will probably cause Mega Salamence to get revenge killed by a Choice Scarf user, a priority user, a Steel-, or a Fairy-type.
domain:
famerygaitmnd
sound origin:
One glance at Metang's stats might suggest that it is suited to act as a defensive wall, but underestimate offensive Metang at your own risk, as it hits many of the offensive threats in the tier hard. Courtesy of its great bulk, Metang can also check physical and special attackers alike, such as Primeape, Serperior, Braviary, and Musharna. Unfortunately, Metang still cannot beat common leads such as Piloswine and Golem one-on-one, but it can survive an Earthquake from them, allowing it to make a move before it dies. Stealth Rock is a handy move on Metang, chipping off health from Pokemon such as Charizard and Rotom-S to which Metang can do little otherwise. Meteor Mash is a strong STAB move, 2HKOing Serperior, Primeape, and Skuntank after Stealth Rock damage.
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?BLACK LITTLE BABY |
jimmm |
(2.60) |
1,124 |
2015-02-10 |
description:
People still like DEW sites, right?
domain:
thisishowwedewit
sound origin:
Nu Shooz - I Can't Wait
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?(nsfw) TROGDOOOOOOOR (Warning: Poop) |
DougFukkie |
(2.60) |
2,227 |
2016-05-18 |
description:
Trogdor was a man...
I mean...he was a turd-man
Or...maybe he was just a turd...
But he was still TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
domain:
trogdorthebrowninator
sound origin:
Strong Bad - TROGDOR
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?Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking ... |
quik |
(2.61) |
1,159 |
2006-08-16 |
description:
i owe anarchystar my soul. had to spell it aslo or you tube would show up
domain:
u2google
sound origin:
U2
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?(nsfw) mcearlgrey is back, but still not black! |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(2.61) |
1,211 |
2013-01-28 |
description:
mick earl greyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
domain:
naacpfolifebitches
sound origin:
mcearlgrey himself!!!
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?YTMND FAVING EPIC MANUVER |
malomeat |
(2.62) |
1,788 |
2006-08-04 |
description:
Try it yourself. It doesn't really help, but still...
domain:
ytmndefm
sound origin:
Epic Manuver
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?Lol, 9-11 (warning: extremely poor taste) |
downvoter |
(2.62) |
6,186 |
2006-09-11 |
description:
more sympathetic version of lol9-11.ytmnd, now with :( and sad music. I'm still going to hell for it though. Downvote away folks!
domain:
lol911p2
sound origin:
ytmndorchestra
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?Gabe Newell has no friends, so neither shall I |
SPAMChicken |
(2.63) |
2,797 |
2005-09-07 |
description:
Gabe still won't let us have any friends :( :( :(
domain:
gabehasnofriends
sound origin:
price is right
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?MILTION'S HAD ENOUGH |
robster5000 |
(2.63) |
1,460 |
2006-01-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
miltonfightsback
sound origin:
still-ghetto boys
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?Creation Science fun facts With Professor Giraffen... |
mattcruise |
(2.63) |
4,325 |
2006-03-09 |
description:
I found this on http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/]
For the record I'm a Christian and a Creationist, but I still find this hilarious and propagandaish.
domain:
Giraffenstien1
sound origin:
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?Jesus Still Tippin' |
ddosyourself |
(2.63) |
757 |
2006-03-13 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
jesustippin
sound origin:
Mike Jones - Still Tippin'
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?Cena's STILL The Champ?!? |
KTE |
(2.63) |
806 |
2006-04-02 |
description:
GOD DAMNIT NO!
domain:
cenastillchampwtf
sound origin:
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?Its a sad day for YTMND when |
BarbedWirePies |
(2.63) |
1,034 |
2006-08-07 |
description:
A sad day indeed. Scientology still loses amirite?
domain:
holyjesuswtfisthatprivatepyle
sound origin:
Stanley Kubricks' Full Metal Jacket.
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?1000 Miles of Cock... |
Cyclomega |
(2.63) |
1,857 |
2006-10-30 |
description:
Nonsense mixing a Zimmer's Hole song and roosters (because you can still call them c*cks in UK without being labelled offensive)
domain:
milesofcock
sound origin:
Zimmer's Hole - 1000 Miles of C*ck
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?SHOOP KIDS AFRAID TO SHOOP DA WHOOP |
biotek |
(2.63) |
7,208 |
2007-01-02 |
description:
SHOOP KIDS AFRAID TO SHOOP DA WHOOP
domain:
shoopkidsafraidtoshoopdawhoop
sound origin:
The Farts - Because This F*ckin' World Still Stinks
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