| ?Portal Beatz |
Kassius |
(4.01) |
23,565 |
2007-12-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
portalbeatz
sound origin:
uncited1
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| ?(nsfw) Sexual Moments in Fighting Games (Huge up... |
Nightmaric |
(4.00) |
8,196 |
2006-07-07 |
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description:
Collaboration of Gross Mugen Screenshots COMPLETELY UNEDITED.
domain:
DisturbingMugen
sound origin:
Newgrounds Audio Portal
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| ?Should she do it? |
koobazaur |
(4.00) |
949 |
2006-07-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
shouldshedoit
sound origin:
The Rise of Satan - kingj4life3 (NG Audio Portal) REVERSED
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| ?Demon Goose |
trumpy303 |
(4.00) |
4,123 |
2006-07-17 |
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description:
Beware of the goose. It will steal your very soul.
domain:
evilgoose
sound origin:
The Rise of Satan - kingj4life3 (NG Audio Portal)
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| ?YTMND voting: Investigation |
noclip |
(4.00) |
1,649 |
2006-07-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
votinginvestigation
sound origin:
Rise of Satan - NG Audio Portal
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| ?(Portal) I love you, weighted companion cube! |
Vanter |
(4.00) |
23,387 |
2007-10-10 |
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description:
I hope I'm not the only one who fell in love with Portal's weighted companion cube. I cried at the end of level 17.
You will be missed, little buddy.
domain:
companioncube
sound origin:
Whitney Huston - I Will Always Love You
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| ?Aperture Science Portal Cat! |
psykomantis |
(4.00) |
10,323 |
2007-10-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
portalcat
sound origin:
Portal - Valve
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| ?Mash go on that blender! |
AgentParsec |
(4.00) |
6,795 |
2007-11-26 |
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description:
Strong Bad messes with Portal technology...
domain:
mashgo
sound origin:
Strong Bad Email #150 + Portal
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| ?funny ytmnd |
MurdarMachene |
(4.00) |
2,342 |
2008-05-25 |
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description:
funny joke's (portal portmix)
domain:
funnyytmndz
sound origin:
still joke's (portal remix)
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| ?Portal 2 [updated] |
BarracudaATA |
(4.00) |
2,375 |
2010-06-16 |
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description:
For science. You monster.
domain:
portaltwo
sound origin:
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory - You Will Be Perfect
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| ?come on ganondorf i need four more guys to fill m... |
houseofcards |
(4.00) |
217 |
2025-05-30 |
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description:
Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal
domain:
superbowlbus5
sound origin:
simpsons +zelda
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| ?a-ha is thinking with portals |
xinjinbei |
(4.00) |
10,987 |
2007-11-11 |
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description:
a-ha Handheld Portal Device
domain:
ahaportal
sound origin:
a-ha - Take On Me
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| ?lol, Portal |
evachrono |
(3.98) |
12,608 |
2006-07-18 |
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description:
I saw the new trailer for Portal a puzzle game made using the HL2 engine and figure I"ll make this :P this is the Normal Ver.
domain:
lolportal
sound origin:
lol music Edited by me
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| ?GhostBALLERS |
DarthWang |
(3.97) |
2,851 |
2016-11-03 |
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description:
HDGAMEologists Chad Warden, Anthony Perez, and Elchivofr are called to the H-Town Public Library to investigate recent Nintendo activity. They encounter the ghost of a Wii, who haunted a gamer named Volcop13 but are frightened away when it shapeshifts into a dildo. After losing their jobs at H-Town, the trio establish a gay nigga investigation and elimination service known as "GhostBallers". They develop high-tech equipment capable of capturing fanboys and open their business in a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box. Elchivofr warns them never to cross the Wii streams of their dildo weapons, as this could cause a catastrophic Shoveupyownassgame. They capture their first fanboy, Nick Bass, at a hotel and deposit him in a specially built PSTriple in their Caddy. As fanboy activity increases in H-Town, they hire a fourth member, Armake21, to cope with demand.
The Ghostballers are retained by dat Asian bitch, whose apartment is haunted by a demonic fanboy, M6, a gay nigga worshiped as a servant to Mario, a Mexican-ass nigga. Chad takes a particular interest in the case, and competes with Asian bitch's neighbor, lil' fat bitch BrennsY5463, for her affections. As the Ghostballers investigate, Asian bitch is possessed by M6, which declares itself the "BASU-DA", and BrennsY5463 by a similar fanboy, Robert, the "Xbox Fan". Both fanboys speak of the coming of the Mexican Mario and the release of the imprisoned fanboys, and the Ghostballers take steps to keep the two apart.
Reggie, a lawyer representing Nintendo, has the Ghostballers arrested for operating unlicensed PSTriple handlers and orders their fanboy containment system deactivated, causing an explosion that releases hundreds of fanboys. The fanboys wreak havoc throughout the city while Robert/BrennsY5463 advances toward Asian Bitch/M6's apartment. Their mad gay encounter opens the gate and transforms them into Mexican-ass niggaz. Consulting blueprints of Asian Bitch's apartment building, the Ghostballers learn that mad fanboy and cult leader Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming gaming was too sick to survive after the 80s video game crash, designed the building as a gateway to summon Mario and bring about the end of games.
The Ghostballers are released from custody to combat the Nintendo crisis, but after reaching the roof of Asian bitch's building, they are unable to prevent the arrival of Mario, who appears in the form of a plumber. Briefly subdued by the team, Mario disappears, but his voice echoes that the "Super Smash" will follow, taking a form chosen by the team. Anthony inadvertently recalls a beloved Sony mascot from his childhood—"something that could never, ever possibly destroy us"— and the Super Smash arrives in the form of a Giant Enemy Crab and attacks the city. The Ghostballers cross their dildo energy streams (reversing the Wii flow) and fire them against Mario's portal; the explosion defeats the Giant Enemy Crab and frees Asian Bitch and BrennsY5463. As thousands of true niggaz wipe themselves free of crab meat, the Ghostballers are welcomed on the street as heroes.
domain:
obligates
sound origin:
Same
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| ?Sediment Shaped Sediment |
Mr-Gazpacho |
(3.97) |
3,498 |
2007-11-18 |
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description:
I started working on this site before finding Kwipper's, promise! I think the sites are different enough to not call it a rip. http://gladosteachesstephanie.ytmnd.com/
domain:
GLaDOStephanie
sound origin:
Portal+Lazytown
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| ?CANDYLAND! |
Zipzinger |
(3.97) |
4,153 |
2008-07-01 |
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description:
Wanted: Someone to go to Candyland with me. Must bring own pillow case. Healthy teeth not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
domain:
portal-to-fun
sound origin:
DEAD MILKMEN!
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| ?Portal |
xef6 |
(3.96) |
7,386 |
2006-07-18 |
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description:
Bad idea in portal
domain:
infportal
sound origin:
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty
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| ?Portal website = new eon 8 (new image for more c... |
Ath1337 |
(3.96) |
8,467 |
2006-09-30 |
|
description:
from the website aperturescience.com... ::THE SECRETS I KNOW::
Type LOGIN or HELP to see a weird message... type anything for the username then type PORTAL for the password... then type APPLY... or THECAKEISALIE for another spooky message
domain:
thecakeisalie
sound origin:
eon8 fad
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| ?GLADoS |
Troxa |
(3.95) |
5,231 |
2007-10-18 |
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description:
GLADoS and the Companion box from Half Life Portal.
domain:
CompanionBox
sound origin:
Half Life 2
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| ?The Un-Funny Truth About Barack Obama |
muteknee |
(3.95) |
2,516 |
2009-02-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
obamatruth
sound origin:
smoothmedia / The Rise of Satan - kingj4life3 (NG Audio Portal)
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| ?Where did your life go so wrong? |
InsaneFox |
(3.95) |
3,413 |
2007-10-15 |
|
description:
Okay seriously, I'm not going to do any more requests.
I'm going to bed. If you want to know how to extract the files from your own Portal game, which you SHOULD have bought already, you lazy bastards, then mail me and I'll help you out. It's not too t
domain:
thatshowdumbyousound
sound origin:
Portal
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| ?Weighted Companion Pumpkin |
sironyx |
(3.93) |
3,513 |
2007-10-31 |
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description:
The candy is a lie.
domain:
aswcp
sound origin:
Portal - Self Esteem Fund
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| ?Fyrestorm Is Alive? |
DaveTheRave |
(3.92) |
2,827 |
2008-08-19 |
|
description:
Is Fyrestorm.. Alive?
domain:
fyrestormalive
sound origin:
There She Goes + Portal
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| ?Sega owns YTMND |
rocket-scientist |
(3.91) |
2,182 |
2007-01-12 |
|
description:
is this what a sega owned ytmnd would look like!
domain:
segaownsytmnd
sound origin:
NG audio portal, ZombiePosessor
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| ?lol, T.V. |
dugles |
(3.90) |
7,078 |
2006-01-21 |
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description:
It's dad running with a T.V.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918
domain:
loltv
sound origin:
Initial D - Running in the Nineties
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| ?Gir's So Curious |
xpirate16 |
(3.90) |
6,472 |
2007-11-06 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
gircurious
sound origin:
Portal Quote Sound Pack
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| ?YTMND Road Signs (update, improved sound qualit... |
fantum |
(3.88) |
4,141 |
2006-07-27 |
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description:
If you have any good ideas, let me know and I'll see what I can do. I'll notify you if I use your idea.
domain:
ytmndroadsigns
sound origin:
Psybot- Heaven Cries, NG Audio Portal
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| ?(nsfw) EPIC PORTAL SONG BY NEOMATRIX (... |
I-Found-The-Mullet-M |
(3.88) |
7,063 |
2007-11-24 |
|
description:
Neo matrix wrote a god-like song
*Synced*
domain:
NEOMATRIX-IS-SON-OF-GOD
sound origin:
Youtube and portal with Neo matrix's epic song
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| ?YesYes: Flying dog is not impressed.. V1 |
Gardenchild8989 |
(3.87) |
1,788 |
2006-08-23 |
|
description:
There. Fixed. This is not gold.
domain:
flyingdogisnotimpressed2
sound origin:
NGAudio Portal + edits.
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| ?Blockland |
Colten |
(3.87) |
3,296 |
2007-10-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Blocklanders
sound origin:
Portal
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