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I might start making one of these every year.

newyearagain

HARRY POTTER ACTRESS BEATEN, CALLED A PROSTITUTE BY FAMILY FOR SEEING NON-MUSLIM Afshan Azad, the 22-year-old British actress who portrayed Padma Patil, a classmate of Harry Potter in the blockbuster Hollywood films, was reportedly beaten, called a ‘whore’ and threatened with death by members of her own family after dating a young, non-Muslim man. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, the young actress was assaulted and called a ‘prostitute’ after she met with a young Hindu man — a potential relationship that apparently angered her father and brother. After her family members threatened to kill her, Azad reportedly fled the family’s home through her bedroom window. The movie star is apparently so frightened of her brother and father, she has refused to confront them in court. Both men were charged with making threats to kill her and her brother was also charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm on his sister. Instead of both going on trial today, the prosecution decided to accept a guilty plea of assault by her brother, and both men were formally found not guilty of making threats to kill. … Richard Vardon QC, prosecuting, told the court: ‘The incident took place on Saturday 21 of May at the home address of the family in Longsight, Manchester. ‘The prosecution allegation in essence is she was the victim of a wholly unnecessary and unpleasant assault by her brother. ‘The reason for the assault, apparently her association with a Hindu young man, that apparently being disapproved of by her family who are Muslim. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/harry-potter-actress-beaten-called-a-prostitute-by-family-for-seeing-non-muslim/#comments

enlightened

MRSINISTAR IS BACK...I think.

hang-over

Ilya Kovalchuk brings value for his massive contract with its 15 year term.

ilyakovalchuk

I've been off YTMND for well over 2 years. When browsing through old saved mail I came across this gem again. Thought some of you would like it as well. I did not "Hack" as the kid says. What happened was "Jon Campos" was banned from my old HL2:DM server and spammed our forum. After looking up his email I saw he had some little forum with 15 users or so. I said to him "Hey I love your site! I'd be willing to give you a .com domain! All I need is admin to convert it." and tada, I had full admin on his forum.

joncampos

I haven't made a site in over a year. For my return site, I am going to use this gif file I made well over a year ago, I'm sure, that I don't even remember making, but I decided not to use it I guess because it obviously sucks, but I'm lazy and wanted to make a site, so I will just use it with a random audio source.

crispinstorture

My first ytmnd in several years

introducingkevinmalone

First YTMND of 2011 (YTMND Time).

one-one-one-one

In the year 2000 & Spaghetti, there were no more bagels left in the universe, there were only Space Fuckers. *cue john williams music*

spacefucker20

gappy new year@! come play leage uf legends wift hus!

eaglehatventrilo

This domain name has been seized by ICE - Homeland Security Investigations, pursuant to a seizure warrant issued by a United States District Court under the authority of 18 U.S.C., Sections 981 and 2323. Willful copyright infringement is a federal crime that carries penalties for first time offenders of up to five years in federal prison, a $250,000 fine, forfeiture and restitution (17 U.S.C., Section 506, 18 U.S.C., Section 2319). Intentionally and knowingly trafficking in counterfeit goods is a federal crime that carries penalties for first time offenders of up to ten years in federal prison, a $2,000,000 fine, forfeiture and restitution (18 U.S.C., Section 2320).

seized

Farewell YEAR 2010.

twothousandtenstreetfighter

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

LOL! KHANTMND: This is my 2285th site, and The Wrath of Khan takes place in the year 2285, so I spent 2285 hours on this site, so vote 2285!

khanboy

I Make a ytmnd on thanksgiving every year in the middle of the day and no one ever sees it.

traditions

This is a site I made a few years ago under a different username, but later deleted. Felt like bringing it back for old times sake.

arnold1920s