?ytmnd is fat |
Famery-Gai |
(3.76) |
3,885 |
2011-10-01 |
description:
About 2 weeks ago I accidentally cut my fingernails too short and became extremely hungry. So I strolled down to McDonalds to get some double cheeseburgers and fries. When I began eating my fries, something horrible happened--the salt got all over my freshly cut nails and stung like a bitch. The fries were so damn good that I couldn't stop eating them despite the pain. Later on in the night, my hands began trembling in agony.
The following morning I went to see the doctor for help, and when he finally got in and inspected my fingers his face turned ghost white; he lowered his glasses, stared me straight in the eye and said, "I'm... I'm sorry Famery-Gai, but there was just too much damn salt on those fries..."
The doctor then turned around and got a sawzall out of the cupboard and jazzle-fuckered my arms off in a bloody mess. Needless to say, I can no longer use a computer without assistance. Luckily enough, I was able to hire an old woman from a homeless shelter--hopefully Grace will be willing to help me continue my ytmnd adventures. Or at least give me dirty handjobs.
domain:
exerciseTMND
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?(nsfw) Sonic gives advice to inmates of Shawshank |
fatal-injection |
(3.42) |
1,829 |
2011-09-27 |
description:
Sonic provides deeply insightful advice. Inspired by a true story.
domain:
suddenseriousbraininjury
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?Give Me Something To Dance To |
prvd1024 |
(1.50) |
699 |
2011-09-21 |
description:
dance to
domain:
persiankhordadian
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?Dad from 7th Heaven gives you a female orgasam... |
MellowYellow |
(1.80) |
752 |
2011-09-17 |
description:
merge with the creator
domain:
choice33
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?Obama is a musilm |
apoacd |
(3.11) |
1,252 |
2011-09-08 |
description:
President Preacher
domain:
obamamusilm
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?Predator Crazy Eyes Call |
chozobody |
(1.50) |
1,471 |
2011-09-05 |
description:
The sound of the wild crazy eyes.
domain:
Crazyeyespredator
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?Never Give Up |
majinmunkee |
(2.75) |
1,095 |
2011-09-04 |
description:
LOATHING
domain:
ireallyhatex64xp
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?Sometimes It's October #2 |
vomitsauce |
(2.67) |
681 |
2011-09-03 |
description:
Horse Head just waving around a crazy old flag.
domain:
sometimesitsoctober2
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?Epic cat jump |
bobthefish7 |
(3.00) |
915 |
2011-08-30 |
description:
cat doing crazy jump against a dog
domain:
epiccatjump
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?(nsfw) The Weather Channel Gets Lulzy for Abou... |
Daboxownsall |
(3.62) |
4,290 |
2011-08-27 |
description:
God bless the brave men and women on the front lines giving us some lols...and Penis.
domain:
WeatherChannelLulz
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?Sonic gives Linkara advice |
DarthWang |
(3.33) |
1,628 |
2011-08-27 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
narrowly
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?Porkchops Lament |
Converged |
(4.00) |
1,332 |
2011-08-26 |
description:
Sonic The Hedge Bong
domain:
sonithehedgebong
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?Al Sharpton Resists the Forces of Mordor |
BeefotronX |
(2.00) |
1,028 |
2011-08-22 |
description:
Reverend Al Sharpton gives his version of Aragorn's speech
domain:
resistwemordor
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?Oprah Bee Ravin' |
moskaumann |
(2.94) |
2,062 |
2011-08-20 |
description:
Oprah, she so crazy.
domain:
oprahbeeravin
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?Norm Macdonald's Career |
Harbltron |
(3.33) |
4,225 |
2011-08-19 |
description:
How the fuck does Tracy Morgan still have a career? Who keeps giving Kevin James money?
Why is everyone in comedy today (Aziz Ansari excluded) [i]not fucking funny at all[/i]?
domain:
thepoorbastard
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?(nsfw) marioblowjob |
cjanaman |
(1.00) |
1,249 |
2011-08-18 |
description:
Mario gives rod a blowjob
domain:
marioblowjob
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?Give me back my donky kong disc |
Converged |
(3.67) |
1,602 |
2011-08-17 |
description:
donky kong
domain:
donkykong
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?Cinnabon kindly ma'am |
DrTM42 |
(3.64) |
3,925 |
2011-08-16 |
description:
Won't ya do give me one if ya can
domain:
Cinnabonkindlymaam
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?crazy air conditioner |
letsago |
(2.20) |
1,626 |
2011-08-15 |
description:
this is the crazy ass air conditioner from brave little toaster movie.I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN THIS STUPID WALL
domain:
airconditionercrazy
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?The honey badger stares into your soul... |
woman |
(3.16) |
1,973 |
2011-08-14 |
description:
This site will probably get downvoted. You think the honey badger cares? It doesn't give a crap.
domain:
moonlightsonata
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?Gerald Ford's Manifesto |
Clodius |
(3.00) |
1,598 |
2011-08-01 |
description:
Gerald Ford leaves his advice to the United States of America.
domain:
GFMHDH
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?(nsfw) The Gay Test™ |
ratsinheat |
(3.92) |
7,149 |
2011-07-29 |
description:
The Gay Test™ has been designed to work on a multitude of levels to give only the most accurate of results. In a world where questioning has become common place, there is no room for error. The Gay Test™. The only test.
domain:
areyougaytest
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?Sonic Punched a Baby |
ratsinheat |
(3.70) |
3,481 |
2011-07-29 |
description:
he did.
domain:
sonicpunch
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?(nsfw) iceBOXX |
jizzmopper |
(3.91) |
3,424 |
2011-07-27 |
description:
Them crazy BOXX boys mashing up edIT's "Ants" and Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby"...
domain:
iceboxx
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?Is It A Time Paradox Or Is eBay Being Retarded? |
caesarman |
(2.00) |
1,407 |
2011-07-26 |
description:
Is eBay in the past or is it just being retarded. Tried giving a shot at being original.
domain:
timeparadoxorebay
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?Test Site |
ernietheengineer |
(1.00) |
402 |
2011-07-20 |
description:
This is my first time at this, give me a break
domain:
testing12345678
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?(nsfw) Welcome to Lynchburg, VA |
moonmanfan |
(3.71) |
2,790 |
2011-07-19 |
description:
The ever awesome moon man gives a wonderful documentary on the racist background of this historical city.
domain:
lynchburg
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?I give you funny, you give me...money. |
AgentThermal |
(3.81) |
3,835 |
2011-07-18 |
description:
If Time=Money, and Funny=Money, then Time=Funny?
domain:
igiveyoufunny
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?Moon Man is an Ideal Preview Image |
Lastimero |
(3.44) |
2,854 |
2011-07-16 |
description:
Moon Man sites make for good default preview images because they clue you into what the site is about without giving away anything at all. Some fads are the opposite.
domain:
spoilt
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?Regular Show in Beavis and Butt-Head: Part II |
GIFripper102 |
(3.50) |
1,827 |
2011-07-13 |
description:
There back. Now on a new adventure as they fight against there other enemy's including Snowballs the Ice Monster, Doug, The Night Owl, Rabid Ron, Principal McVicker, Susan, Coach Bradley Buzzcut, The Unicorns, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, The Astronauts, Mr. Manners/Mr. Candy, Slade, Leroy, Janitor/crazy farmer, Todd Ianuzzi, Muscle Man's brother, and more. The fight to the death continues right NOW! On YTMND.
domain:
marvbabh2
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