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In the Koran, Aisha cleans his clothes after "janabah" from a wet dream He had the night before. So yes, the Prophet DID jizz in his pants!

muhammedjizz

My friend, mirokunite, and I decided to tape giant ytmnd banners across a bridge here in Modesto, California, for all to see.

modestoytmnd

You didn't made your Spanish lesson of the day... Duolingo will stab your family now.

duolingostares

Something for your enemies.

badtroll

‘How much more will your Father in heaven give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!’ Luke 11:13b

sadspongebob

I'm pretty sure this already existed twenty years ago but I can't find the original for the life of me, so I recreated it from memory.

foxhurry

Yes, we live in Clownworld. But there is hope for us. We must have faith. We must have the strength to do what is right.

hopeandfaith

you have asked his mom to move her car so that it wasn't blocking your driveway for the last time

myfamily

Greatest President in the history of the world-- I love that guy!

trumpufc

Dont know here this is

Dollet

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If you see it, open your eyes. Don't keep them closed. There is an epidemic in this country. Too many people have their eyes wide shut.

eyeswideshut

OOH, AAH, OOH SIDE SWIPE This song is fucking great honestly. Not all gifs are synced to the song :I

experimentalfilm

Watch at your own sexuality.

puresex

Every day I suffer in Clownworld. Clean is filth, and filth is clean. To live in Clownworld is to suffer. To suffer in Clownworld is to live.

tosufferinclownworld

The fires of hell surround me Burning, searing, and consuming The stench of brimstone fills the air Pain and anguish, I keep renewing It seems I'll never find the way out Of this wretched, blistering hell My pain and suffering knows no bounds I am despair and misery's spell I scream, I shout, I plead and beg To leave this burning prison of pain Just one more day, is all I seek But solace in death comes only in vain So now I sit, resigned and resigned Cursed to be here in this place In the fires of hell I must remain No sign of relief or grace.

creepinessisfun

DJ Kitty Rocks spins the classic 'What is Love' by Haddaway, blending feline finesse with nostalgic beats. Get ready to groove with the coolest cat in town!

djkittyrockswhatislove

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

The classic break now arrives on YTMND, many years after it should have. "Funky Drummer" is a single released by James Brown in 1970. Its drum break, improvised by Clyde Stubblefield, is one of the most frequently sampled music recordings.

funkydrummer

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

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hattieejohnson

have you ever thought about how max is a grifter in real life, why on earth are there people giving him money via patreon every month, what sense does that make, when was the last time max logged in or updated the site, how many people go onto ytmnd.com regularly, this website is a laughingstock of complete asperger and autistic nonsense lmao no seriously who actually gives max money every month like why on fucking earth are you giving him money ytmnd has been dead for over a decade and was starting to decline fifteen years ago, this hellhole of nonsense is still somehow around like some ancient ruins, who on earth actually takes effort into making ytmnds. Moon Man is literally the legacy of ytmnd, like mcdonalds actually took all those animatronics down across their restuarants lol thats the legacy of ytmnd, moon man. white nationalism is the legacy of ytmnd, and since you are visiting ytmnd that means you are a neo nazi as well. congrats on letting max grift you out of money lmfao the gift max gave to the world was not ytmnd, but moon man. max gave moon man to the whole world, lol

dragonair

Click for cute anime girl pic:)

cuteanimegirlfacereveal

You see, the gentleman depicted in this short vignette is declaring his disregard for environtmental protection efforts, as he does not believe he will personally be a member of the world's final generation of homo sapiens. Therefore he is limiting his recycling efforts to sharing intimacy with the audience's girlfriend. It is very droll.

environmentally

One of the NPCs in the new Destiny 2 expansion is a "Cloud Strider" named Nimbus. He talks with a gay lisp, behaves immaturely, and the dialogue refers to him with they/them pronouns for no reason and with no explanation.

destiny2gayrobot

wow I used to make some really stupid and cringe ytmnd's ... I'll let you be the judge if anything has changed in these past 14 years.

twistedfirestarters

Bowser looks angry doesn't he?

bowserstaresintoyoursoul

He's in trouble now!

stumacher

Wanna pull a funny prank on your friends? Send them this website.

jeefjuff

Boggles the mind that the US Army could allow an ad this insane and yet inane to hit the airwaves in South Vietnam, but here you have it. "Clap Slap" (1967?) The AFVN must have been buzzed on diet pills.

clapslapWTF