| ?Touch me like you mean it |
helix-education |
(1.00) |
351 |
2016-11-10 |
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description:
Put your tiny hand in mine
domain:
tomwestover
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| ?Feed Me Your Sins |
eckatma |
(1.00) |
738 |
2016-11-01 |
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description:
Yum
domain:
sinfeed
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| ?I'm not RiiyablockeAIzannscr33ngyi |
SusanTrepid |
(2.40) |
614 |
2016-10-31 |
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description:
I don't want to be accused of alt abuse if other users mass-vote! Locke5 needs to stay the fuck away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JohnnyLurg inspired my style of "I'm not" sites. LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG LURG
domain:
RiiyablockeAIzannscr33ngyi
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| ?full Worf Song |
PatrickStewart |
(4.68) |
27,983 |
2016-10-31 |
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description:
I'm Worf, son of mogh. EDIT: user pixel thinks that leaving out hardcore porn, screaming, moon man and suzanne is why this classic site got such a high rating, is that really the reason why? Star Trek sites tend to be the best on YTMND anyway, especially ones from The Next Generation, or TNG. This aint the Picard Song, but its still good.
domain:
fullworfsong
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| ?Ichabod Crane |
mysterious-user |
(3.60) |
1,223 |
2016-10-30 |
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description:
Binge watching Halloween favorites & this makes me laugh everytime. For most of you Halloween is on Halloween. For some we have what is called beggar's night and all the trick or treating is done the day prior, most people then start taking down Halloween decorations down on actual Halloween which is pretty sad.
domain:
ichabodcrane
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| ?Just end it |
mysterious-user |
(2.67) |
476 |
2016-10-19 |
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description:
Maybe or 2 sites on the top rated this week are decent, rest are shit and are not one bit funny/entertaining just plain retarded.
domain:
letitdiealready
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| ?BULLETS WITH HIS TEETH?! |
BraveSirRobinRanaway |
(4.00) |
1,085 |
2016-10-18 |
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description:
Take life one day at a time
That's what a wise man said to me.
He said, "Life, in all it's complexity
Is the ultimate test for you and me."
When you walk holding your head up high
For the masters watching you from the sky
I know not what trouble lies ahead
Before you fight, use your head.
domain:
thelastdragon
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| ?let me tell you about my best friends |
sbj130030 |
(3.50) |
1,295 |
2016-10-17 |
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description:
my friends
domain:
letmetellyouaboutmybestfriends
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| ?Rolling Shutter |
Secuutus-Mortis |
(2.00) |
761 |
2016-10-17 |
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description:
Tryin to catch me ridin' dirty.
domain:
theyhatinn
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| ?Haha He bit me |
psams |
(1.00) |
319 |
2016-10-17 |
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description:
Guy bitten by dog
domain:
hhbm
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| ?are you a democat or |
huh140030 |
(5.00) |
1,183 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
sniff sniff
domain:
repuplican
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| ?skate or die |
sadworms |
(1.00) |
254 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
skate or die, my dudes
domain:
skaterpug
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| ?Mr. Scruffle's Funnies 'I Can't ... |
MrScruffles |
(5.00) |
2,215 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
Me on Monday's
domain:
icantmovetodaycat
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| ?Awkward Josh |
noaf |
(2.00) |
277 |
2016-10-16 |
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description:
When Mindy tells Josh she loves him and he just says "SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY" because me too.
domain:
seeyainchemistry
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| ?Trident presents: Juror gets a Voat 5 |
Space-G |
(4.25) |
2,519 |
2016-10-14 |
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description:
Inconsiderate juror's phone goes off informing him of a Voat 5 while the serious trial is in session. Instead of turning it off, he just decides to look like a pedo.
OR..... this is the face one makes with expected reaction when one farts.
OR..... <Comment with YOUR own gripping storyline!>
domain:
trYTMNDent
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| ?Dickbusting Makes Me Feel Good |
Pikawil |
(4.00) |
1,419 |
2016-10-13 |
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description:
Paul Feig's horrible new Ghostbusters, ladies and gentlemen.
domain:
dickbusters
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| ?Sonic Wings 3 |
parrothead1983 |
(4.33) |
1,336 |
2016-10-12 |
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description:
Show Me What You Got!
domain:
sw3desperation
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| ?Jacob Satornous live |
Redfoxbennaton |
(3.50) |
1,810 |
2016-10-07 |
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description:
Chillin' with a hair tie,
No makeup, with some sweatpants on
You know I can always be that guy
You can think about me all night long
But I think you need something to think of me
Something that will keep you warm
And show you we can be more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...
When you go to sleep at night,
When you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls
See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it
Said this may be the start of something new
Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do...
...is more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my
And you can wear my sweatshirt
And I don't want you to be cold
So you can wear my...
So you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my
...sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...
domain:
JacobYo
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| ?Holy Kramer |
tylersaintcool |
(4.58) |
2,421 |
2016-10-05 |
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description:
Oh what's becoming of me
domain:
holykramer
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| ?YTMND Archive Suggestions |
Omicron2 |
(4.00) |
2,836 |
2016-10-03 |
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description:
Backing up some all time favorites, but I can't remember them all. Give me some suggestions and I'll add those in.
domain:
ytmndarchive
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| ?big hairy cheeses |
iriyushi |
(2.00) |
310 |
2016-10-01 |
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description:
eating big hairy cheese gives me life
domain:
bighairycheese
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| ?(nsfw) Would You Tuck Me? |
r34p3r666 |
(1.00) |
708 |
2016-09-30 |
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description:
I'd Tuck Me So Hard...
domain:
TuckTuckTuck
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| ?(nsfw) I'd Vote For Me So Hard |
r34p3r666 |
(1.00) |
614 |
2016-09-30 |
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description:
So. Good.
domain:
PreciousTuck
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| ?Republican Trump, or Democrat Clinton |
Ivanka |
(4.62) |
3,819 |
2016-09-28 |
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description:
Donald Trump is Republican, and Hillary Clinton is Democrat
domain:
trumporclinton
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| ?What Locke5 is... |
brexit |
(4.36) |
3,447 |
2016-09-25 |
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description:
the devil in disguise. A classic by the King himself, or Elvis Presley.
domain:
kingpresley
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| ?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.85) |
3,041 |
2016-09-24 |
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description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
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| ?Locke5 loses a fan after desecrating the mother of ... |
SusanTrepid |
(4.18) |
2,921 |
2016-09-23 |
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description:
EPIC DOMAIN GRAB while paying homage to the mother of the MP3 Suzanne Vega. It was just wrong for Locke5 to cause anti-Suzanne drama without showing respect to anybody else with the name Susan, or any other name similar to that. We YTMND users depend on the MP3 file format for audio in YTMND sites, and Suzanne Vega is very hurt by any all this anti-Suzanne drama on YTMND. Even the ECU Pirates feel desecrated by abusive copyfraud claims on YouTube. I thought about using Leonard Cohen and Goatse as themes for this site, but I felt that the mother of the MP3 Susanne Vega was a more important reason to make Susanna references in this case.
domain:
SuzanneVega
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| ?Ooooh YEAH |
gendark01 |
(4.00) |
1,327 |
2016-09-22 |
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description:
Ferris Bueller for the Gameboy Pocket!
domain:
ferris8bitsdayoff
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| ?theres churches insiode |
drgreysux |
(3.50) |
932 |
2016-09-19 |
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description:
taking me out of my dreams
you opened it up and you have to close it
cant kill your way out of it
domain:
carlasimmons
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| ?Vigora Rating |
georgeclumb |
(1.00) |
399 |
2016-09-14 |
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description:
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domain:
vigorating-100
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