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newdayrocks

I got a new 64bit laptop with Windows10 and I'm having compatibility issues trying to install my cracked version of ImageReady7 so you get reposts until I learn something else or more likely never make a gif again because this place is dead and everyone is leaving anyway.

PHBBBT

I had to recover my password for a ytmnd account I never knew I had how is this site still alive?

pleasestopalready

Bring me a dream.

mistersandman

wake me up inside

WAKEMEUPINIDE

Chopper resonance fail, kills chopper if pilot does not take off or kill engine

dance-now

YOU KHAAAAAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

john-cena

Bustin' makes me feeel good!

bustinmakesme

Biore strips are wonderful

biore

Bring me a dream

mrsandman1

Lizzie McGuire feels bad for herself.

ronniebrokeup

when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.

SalutationsBuds

This was made purely to spite my friend

Infernotowerorsomeshit

it was cake at first sight

cakebois

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

VOTE 5!

alfalfalf

The Légal Trap or Blackburne Trap (also known as Légal Pseudo-Sacrifice and Légal Mate) is a chess opening trap, characterized by a queen sacrifice followed by checkmate with minor pieces if Black accepts the sacrifice. The trap is named after the French player Sire de Légal (1702–92). Joseph Henry Blackburne (1841–1924), a British master and one of the world's top five players in the latter part of the 19th century, set the trap on many occasions. The original game featured Légal playing at rook odds (without Ra1)] against Saint Brie in Paris 1750: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bc4 Bg4?! 4. Nc3 g6? 5. Nxe5 Bxd1?? 6. Bxf7+ Ke7 7. Nd5# 1–0

delegal

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

lol

bringmeberg

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pitches

Darth Stapler takes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOver the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrld (or in this case, the Death Star)

dictate

A sad day for Dota 2

tiltwarlord

looks to me like you're a

ripfez

Hold on to a dream Take me to your heaven, When my nights are cold and lonely Flying high together, On a journey to the stars, Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart

takemetoyourheaven

This audio is REAL and was recorded by a very Drunk Tiny Tim in May 1996. It was sent to me by someone who was friends with Tiny in the 1990s. Tiny Tim was known for loving his beer and obviously drank too much when he made this song

tinytimgetsdrunk

Cuz I got more flavors that YIPES! STRIPES! FRUIT STRIPE GUM!

fruitstripelayitonme

Nope.

nestofbullshit

clobbered

marxoclobbered

Please just fuking kill me

FilthyFrank

Am I awake or do I dream

endoftimes