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"Concrete jungle where dreams are made of There's nothing you can't do Now you're in New York..."

NYCPizzaRat

Ahmed Mohamed brought a scary looking clock he "made", displaying it in a metal case he brought with him to English class, which he plugged in and made it start beeping during the lesson. Despite not even making the clock, the whole nation is falling over itself, giving job offers, invitations to the whitehouse, thousands of dollars of free shit from Microsoft, and being a national icon.

coolclock

But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone.

snotaproblem

we're just gonna let that slide?

kidrock

Today is a day we should never forget.

thefabricsoftener

This one time in Band Camp, I farted so hard that my balls exploded. Everything turned out OK thanks to Thom Skanks, who performed Emergency Testicle Re-attachment Surgery on me in front of the whole camp! We learned to fish, tie a knot and re-attach exploded nuts all in one crazy weekend I will never forget!

canyoufartsohardyourballsexplode

Where we're going we won't meet any toads!

notoads

Ache Wuh We Wone

achewuhwewone

WRNLRN

leadership

You're AMAZING

brandonsocool

We're going to get a short circuit 3 and I'm gonna do it my own damn self if hollywood doesn't...

Johnny5alive

LOL!

reactions

where do we find the duck evil?

theduckevil

Your training is nearly complete. No really, I'm serious this time. You're totally almost there. Just this last test & you're done.

LoadTheBeeProgram

Start Twerking Like Miley

TwerkTwerk

We all came out to YTMND On the POLAND shoreline To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT We didn't have much time Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers Were at the best place around But some moon man with a kramer Burned the site to the ground JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter They burned down the funny site It died with an awful sound a funky LANDO was running in and out Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground When it all was over We had to find another place But POLAND time was running out It seemed that we would lose the race JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky JOKE on the water We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog It was empty, cold and bare But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside Making our music there With a few red BONGS, a few old beds We made a place to POOP STAINS No matter what we get out of this I know, I know we'll never forget JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter

tournamenting

new fad im starting guise

swagzooie

Je suis une fougère haaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

maxousse

Dr phil is a drunk pimp I want you to start living as a gay woman.

drphilthedrunkpimp

This movie is really gonna TRANK at the box office!

fantastic4

he's making a dick, he's owing it twice, he's gonna find out if febreeze smells nice

fractionchurch

SPLATATATATATATATATATATATATATATOON! Also my first site in 4 years.

ytkns

We like to party. We like we like to party.

wemakemorethaneddie

there we go we are fully optimised

optimised

Eat Fresh!

eatfresh

VOTE 5!

cherryman

Fuck It, We're Posting It. In this series of YTMND's, I'm going to be posting sites that don't quite work, because fuck it. These sites will mainly have syncing issues or will be half-assed and unfinished. Multiple refresh attempts may be required.

OHHP

Fuck It, We're Posting It. In this series of YTMND's, I'm going to be posting sites that don't quite work, because fuck it. These sites will mainly have syncing issues or will be half-assed and unfinished. Multiple refresh attempts may be required.

mybmw

You're The Man Now Cosby.

Chief-Petty-Officer-Cosby

Announcing the pending sale of a vehicle.

movethatbus