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We are Animalia, Chordata, Mammalia, Primates, Hominidae, Homo, Sapiens.

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MAX WHY YOU SO CRAZY!? NOW WE CAN'T HAVE TOAST! YOU'RE PEEING IN THE WRONG TUB!

pee-in-the-butter

Seriously. We should have learned from Interstellar that this was not a good idea.

KeepMattDamonOutOfSpace2k15

Interchanging "You're a wizard Harry" and "You are a toy".

youareatoyharry

This just in! A car jumped over the moon! We'll tell you more details as we known them!

caroverthemoon

Pink dinosaur ravaging the city happily.

runningwouldbeagoodidea

You're not you when you're hungry. Have a banana!

youarenotyou

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT™

cyclesmasherz

DarthWang, FINALLY photographed, after eluding YTMND users for so many years, we finally catch an accurate glimpse of him in his Connecticut home during St. Patricks Day!

DarthWangPhoto

We've all been here

ForsakenShower

Have you ever seen a pig with wings? No? Well you're about to!

canfly

In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City. On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy. Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief. The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo. On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs. Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.

autobot

We have Flareon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon on the toilet pooping!

eeveepootions

We did it reddit!

StarCitizenVictory

You're The Alt Now Dog

kack73

"Concrete jungle where dreams are made of There's nothing you can't do Now you're in New York..."

NYCPizzaRat

Ahmed Mohamed brought a scary looking clock he "made", displaying it in a metal case he brought with him to English class, which he plugged in and made it start beeping during the lesson. Despite not even making the clock, the whole nation is falling over itself, giving job offers, invitations to the whitehouse, thousands of dollars of free shit from Microsoft, and being a national icon.

coolclock

But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone.

snotaproblem

we're just gonna let that slide?

kidrock

Today is a day we should never forget.

thefabricsoftener

This one time in Band Camp, I farted so hard that my balls exploded. Everything turned out OK thanks to Thom Skanks, who performed Emergency Testicle Re-attachment Surgery on me in front of the whole camp! We learned to fish, tie a knot and re-attach exploded nuts all in one crazy weekend I will never forget!

canyoufartsohardyourballsexplode

Where we're going we won't meet any toads!

notoads

Ache Wuh We Wone

achewuhwewone

WRNLRN

leadership

You're AMAZING

brandonsocool

We're going to get a short circuit 3 and I'm gonna do it my own damn self if hollywood doesn't...

Johnny5alive

LOL!

reactions

where do we find the duck evil?

theduckevil

Your training is nearly complete. No really, I'm serious this time. You're totally almost there. Just this last test & you're done.

LoadTheBeeProgram

Start Twerking Like Miley

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