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I'm Bengay Eggs, you know my Hips Don't Lie, and I'm starting to feel it's right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? BENGAY EGGS!

bengayeggs

I like making law memes and sharing them with people.

LawMemes

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ZoolanderUnreal

"....The album closes with an eye-opening rendition of the "Batman" theme that plays out like a hallucinatory experience. Chalpin's frantic, operatic shrieks of "Batman!" resound through the speakers over a haunting orchestra, soliliquizing on the meaningless "Gods" we have made out of popular culture (in a tale that may be strictly apocryphal, the raw terror of Sam's vocals were aided by his son's strategic placement of a life-size Adam West standee in the corner of the studio unbeknownst to Sam, which he allegedly thought was both real and malevolent). As the record ends, the listener feels a great multitude of feelings not easily put into writing." - El_Moonkaiser writing about Sam Chalpin's 1966 novelty record "My Father the Pop Singer" on rateyourmusic.com in 2009

truebatmantheme

Recorded off the Grimsby, UK WebSDR, here is a ham radio operator calling CQ, looking for a "satellite" and whistling. G8XXI is his callsign. grimsbyradio.co.uk

G8XXIcallingCQandwhistling

In the Koran, Aisha cleans his clothes after "janabah" from a wet dream He had the night before. So yes, the Prophet DID jizz in his pants!

muhammedjizz

WTF???? mario smokin dat kush!! thanks for watc thsv wtwach youtube.com hi hi

mariosmoker

you have asked his mom to move her car so that it wasn't blocking your driveway for the last time

myfamily

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

IT'S ANOTHER SELF-AWARE STAGE WHERE THE GAME IS MAKING FUN OF ITS OWN VOICE ACTING AND ALSO X IS ANNOYED SINCE HIS PARTNER IS GOING ALL EMO ON HIM

lolbadvoiceacting

You see, the gentleman depicted in this short vignette is declaring his disregard for environtmental protection efforts, as he does not believe he will personally be a member of the world's final generation of homo sapiens. Therefore he is limiting his recycling efforts to sharing intimacy with the audience's girlfriend. It is very droll.

environmentally

squirks to his own beat

squirking

GO TOUCH HIS DICK

showerspank

LOL HE'S DESCRIBING HIS OWN BODY TYPE

corpulent

Just a man enjoying his bike

ytndnigga

Quake is what you feel Quake Wars aren't real Put your shotty down It's your best shell to win

quakerealness

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

Still a better story than Twilight.

eminemnavyseals

A recorded part of the massive US Army/ARVN "Chieu hoi" Psywar program, reminding soldiers to not kill or hurt surrendering NLF ("Viet Cong") or North Vietnamese Army soldiers if they came forth hands up with a "Chieu hoi" leaflet in his hand. Program lasted from 1967-73. "Chieu hoi" = "Open Arms", with an understanding of no POW camps for a surrendering soldier.

afrvnchieuhoiadandstationID

dude what the fuck am i doing

itllchangeSoon

Chewbacca and his new friends get down and dirty

lizzotakesbigpoops

cat lieks his ipodz xD

catipod

Hello

smg4revelations

My god I just found this out, I feel fucking horible now as it's 10 days (maybe 11 by the time I'm done editing

kevinconroy

hi!

whattheactualhell

Hi my name is Tom Pearl and I’m gonna eat my diarrhea for ya! Finally I get some diarrhea, been looking forward to doing this for a long time!

tompearl

Feel free to use this video to troll someone on YTMND

drewrolled

Sleep

deathbysleep

You are making him not fond of you more

noineedtogo

He wants you to know about his space degree.

toast2toast