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MeAndU

Why do you keep coming to see me? Stop asking me for hints and find stuff yourself!

clubclubonmyface

Listen to me you little bitch! By OMGChad, and AcidPants

listentomeyoulittlebitch

Hi all! My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country). There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro". They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!) The only this you need is a good story, and votes. The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space. I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th. So my question is: Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space. So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =) I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =) Thank you in advance! Greetz, Twan

journeytospace

I find this soothing and it helps me sleep.

somm

Im Paul Tirado as most of you know me as popibros1 on YouTube. Im a fat mexican. I like to hump trains and suck dick. I sure love mexican food and mexican guys.

paultirado

i just want to look at this photo

amandaisthehappiestgirlever

True love

samandshing

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nuthin A hundred mothafucka's can't tell me nothin' I beez in the trap bee-beez in the trap

beeztrap

Another one of my project sites. This one based on the word: Poetry. I hope this isn't one of those bad sties. I'm sorry

letmetellyouaboutsax

Explaining how dieting sucks, and how it makes me feel.

I saw the gif on Tumblr and I felt like I had to make a meme out of it here... If anyone in the AKB48 fandom finds this, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

yukosfaceneverchanges

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MARRYMEMEMEMEMEME

tehbestever likes big dikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkks

tehbestever-morelike-faggotbitch

Unless it is digging your own grave. Go on and make your fingers hurt. It makes me feel GOOD! Unless you want to dig your own grave

fingershurt

Peñiscola nights are the best!

shutuppeniscola

Seems like there actually will be a static shock tv show on the horizon, so I guess the big dogs at WB are watching what I'm doing and taking notes? Lord knows, I'd star as static if they wanted me too that's for sure...

STATICSHOCKTIME

I don't know what you heard about me But a bitch cant get a crumb up out of me I drive a Cadillac wear a perm and I'm a G And I'm a motherfuckin PMP

MFPMP

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

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RonaldoRoss

darth wang and pals won't leave me alone with their nagging and non skills. and they won't stop churning out a single byte from some fad and can't makenothing up of their own that is worthy of the fad to steal it, an agenda of the jews. lurg.

emotastical

someone tell me if i didnt do the hair good, i tried to and ill redo it.

girlridesdick

I want to live, I want to give I've been a miner for a heart of gold. It's these expressions I never give That keep me searching for a heart of gold. And I'm getting old. Keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. I've been to Hollywood I've been to Redwood I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold. I've been in my mind, It's such a fine line That keeps me searching for a heart of gold. And I'm getting old. Keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. Keep me searching for a heart of gold. You keep me searching and I'm growing old. Keep me searching for a heart of gold I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

searchingforaheartofgold

Hello all you girls on myspace!!! Today I will be showing you a few pics of my vacation at a special location my parents sent me. They said they even got paid for sending me here so it seems like so much fun! At this island in the Virgin Islands I met many fun people like Jeff and Trump and Clinton hopefully I can return home intime for Christmas! #MeToo

epsteinisland

The M590A1 plays

Mossberg590

"It's not just about making a beautiful sound and expressive phrasing, you need also to create a sense of dreaming. The truth is, you need to dream this piece, rather than play it. Will you allow me to take your place?" - Alfred Cortot, master class on Schumann, 1953

thotrock

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

The fires of hell surround me Burning, searing, and consuming The stench of brimstone fills the air Pain and anguish, I keep renewing It seems I'll never find the way out Of this wretched, blistering hell My pain and suffering knows no bounds I am despair and misery's spell I scream, I shout, I plead and beg To leave this burning prison of pain Just one more day, is all I seek But solace in death comes only in vain So now I sit, resigned and resigned Cursed to be here in this place In the fires of hell I must remain No sign of relief or grace.

creepinessisfun