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I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye? Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

KayneNBALove

Kanye West,NBA,NBA on NBC,John Tesh,The Life of Pablo,Basketball,YEEZY,yeezus

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

governments

VOTE 5

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

ocelots

VOTE 5

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

puddle

VOTE 5

NEW TAB FOR WHAT

NEWTAB

lil jon,chrome

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

adventure,treasure,ye isle of lost jokes,azure waters,stormy seas,ocean,pirates?

Long abbreviation is long.

neverendingytmndrowdyroddypiperfargument

NWDYTYFBITAMASHHBB,ytmnd,alternate,universe,What's with the long abbreviation for these new fads?,alternate ytmnd,The Goonies,Rowdy Roddy Piper,Now why don't you take your face back inside there and make a suitcase haha bye bye

FSU mascot looks like he's singing a 4 Non Blondes song.

oohohheyayaya

Seminoles, ,FSU,Four non blondes,Heman

Pizza cat, pizza cat, you're delicious.

neapolitan

s'just,P1ZZ4,What's,New,Pussycat,Samurai,Pizza,Cats,I,Made,This,Stupid,Joke,About,Six,Years,Ago,W04H,H3,5T0L3,TH4T,6UY'5,Oven-baked flat bread of Neapolitan origin

I was just about to jump off a bridge like that nigga Tony Scott, but now that there's new star wars, I'm going to stick around for a while yet... What can I say, star wars comes first, then bitches.

starwarsislife

jedi,nigga,star,wars

Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains". Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest." Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor." Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.

throatcancer

Dallas,JR,throat cancer,texas,ewing,j.r.,Larry Hagman,who shot,villain,patrick duffy

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

What's up YTMND? I'm a proud '06er, and I'm working on an iPad game called Redacted. It's an intelligent yet low-brow crossbreed of Apples to Apples and Madlibs. Players take turns holding the iPad and submitting answers to the round's judge. The judge picks the answer that he likes best, and a new round starts. You can find more information on the Facebook page: goo.gl/qkEiz Please like the page and you'll find out more about the app as it nears completion in September. If you have ideas for cards, feel free to post them here. I've already written over 1000 answers, and 400 questions, but I'd love to see what others can brainstorm. The app will allow users to write their own cards, so plan ahead!

redacted

apples to apples,ytmnd,racist,homophobic,sexist,classist,humor,funny,cards against humanity

In response to NunicaMusicChannel posting the original mix of the Theme From Shaft, one of my all time favorite songs, I'm posting a remix of the Theme From Shaft produced by DJ Team Sash! in 1998. Sash doesn't mess with what makes the orignal song great; they just speed it up slightly and add some new elements to make it a great house stomper that retains the appeal of the original song. Enjoy!

shaftremix

ThunderwingMusicChannel,Sash,Shaft,Richard Roundtree,Issac Hayes,Remix,Bad Mother,Shut Your Mouth,Chef,South Park

Testing what makes the new ytmnd, tick.

outtheass

Blue,Black,Gas mask,Gangsta,Control center,2012

what is this new devilry?

rikertopicard

picard,riker,star trek

max needs to bring back rolos

rolotony4ever

rolos, rolo tony,night of the unicorns,magic

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

groove is in the heart bitch

thanks rifftrax. what do you think of the new title?

wizerd

harry potter, malfoy, wizard

“The temporary shutdown of this website is an initial step toward combating what is clearly a privacy violation, but the permanent elimination of the information posted on the website is the only way we can ensure the safety and liberty of New Yorkers."

whosballingny

teabaggery,douchebaggery,greg ball,clownsenator from Patterson

What's new Pussycat

WhatsNewPussyCat0

Hi guys! I'm new here, what's this site all about?

another-site-about-cats

cats

IT'S OFFICIAL! IT WILL BECOME THE BEST ONE YET LIKE MR.KRABS!!

saywhattt

clone high say what new fad 6 pilleater

Sum new movie i guess

saltsaltsalt

SALT TOURETTES GUY

GamePro TV Klassix™ Memoriez - Klassix™ Memoriez series YTMND's re-live the best parts of all our favorite childhood fantasies and dreams, but with all-new stereo clarity and availability! We are committed to selling this product, no matter what.

GameProTVClassicks

MMGFS™, GamePro TV

Messin' with some ideas

ohiseenow

All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom

For up to 5 years, my friends and I have been talking to this man on the Internet. No, he's not a troll, because he's not that smart, and it's been going on for so long: practically every day. And now we present our saga to you, the Internet.

metaldragon12000

moon man kkk aim aol instant messenger pedal pumping new fetish conversations metal dragon 12000 part 1 creepy cool hi whats up im good

chicks dancing to some tunes.

chicksdancing

60s, purple haze, bikini, nsfw,

no description given.

COOL-new-HAND-guy--haha---what--a--great-new--hand

cool, hand, luke, keywords

welcome to dop

dop

dop, awesome...loop dude, CONCEPTALTMND, Catchy, is this what they call 'the doppler effect'?, neat, and as programs become more and more available through torrents, this is what the new age of after effects poop looks like., plus i meant, are you really