| ?ytmnd is fat |
Famery-Gai |
(3.76) |
3,842 |
2011-10-01 |
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description:
About 2 weeks ago I accidentally cut my fingernails too short and became extremely hungry. So I strolled down to McDonalds to get some double cheeseburgers and fries. When I began eating my fries, something horrible happened--the salt got all over my freshly cut nails and stung like a bitch. The fries were so damn good that I couldn't stop eating them despite the pain. Later on in the night, my hands began trembling in agony.
The following morning I went to see the doctor for help, and when he finally got in and inspected my fingers his face turned ghost white; he lowered his glasses, stared me straight in the eye and said, "I'm... I'm sorry Famery-Gai, but there was just too much damn salt on those fries..."
The doctor then turned around and got a sawzall out of the cupboard and jazzle-fuckered my arms off in a bloody mess. Needless to say, I can no longer use a computer without assistance. Luckily enough, I was able to hire an old woman from a homeless shelter--hopefully Grace will be willing to help me continue my ytmnd adventures. Or at least give me dirty handjobs.
domain:
exerciseTMND
keywords:
everybody loves raymond
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| ?Coming Soon... |
CreepPipe |
(3.75) |
2,303 |
2007-01-25 |
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description:
Sync wasn't a bitch or anything...probably sucks for IE users.
domain:
comingsoonnearyou
keywords:
blood, chocolate, drunk, coors light
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| ?(nsfw) I'm YTMND, Bitch! |
cmndrhavok |
(3.75) |
1,984 |
2005-06-02 |
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description:
:D
domain:
imytmndbitch
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| ?Sumomo blows it. |
Spiffy |
(3.75) |
6,467 |
2005-08-20 |
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description:
Sumomo blowing her whistle?
...bitch.
domain:
sumomowhistle
keywords:
Sumomo, Chobits, Persocom, hentai, anime, sex, yuri, cute, chibi, doll, robot, computer, whistle, dance, jazzercise, jeanie, tendercrisp, dj aligator project, dj, aligator, project, bitch, blow, blow it
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| ?What the shit |
Aitherion |
(3.75) |
3,491 |
2005-10-11 |
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description:
Holy f*ck that hat is ugly.
domain:
katamarihat
keywords:
Katamari, Damacy, Katamari Damacy, Hat, Ugly Bitch
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| ?bitch, get in my car! medieval'd |
oreosnbooze |
(3.75) |
2,029 |
2005-10-16 |
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description:
bitch, get in my car!
domain:
mountminesteed
keywords:
get in my car mount mine steed
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| ?freak dat bitch out den tone |
wowswift |
(3.75) |
30,576 |
2005-11-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
awwwwwwww
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| ?I said NO DECAF! |
zech |
(3.75) |
1,083 |
2005-12-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
nodecaf
keywords:
decaf, bitch
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| ?HUGE Bitch |
Royal0rleans |
(3.75) |
1,680 |
2005-12-27 |
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description:
The best page ever.
domain:
shesbig
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| ?Hootersmama21 secret OMGWTFAT attack (remi... |
forty4 |
(3.75) |
2,420 |
2006-01-18 |
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description:
fat bitch from bangme.com entensity
domain:
omgwtfat
keywords:
hootersmama21, fat, dumbass, bitch, gangsta, thugg, kittens, stupid, ass, fat bitch, bad grammar, lol,
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| ?Jesus:kungfu hero |
Emori |
(3.75) |
1,254 |
2006-02-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jckf
keywords:
Jesus, kung fu, hero, back up, bitch
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| ?Even the Penguins Know You Lose At Life |
DaHecklah |
(3.75) |
2,425 |
2006-03-02 |
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description:
Because downvoters still suck.
domain:
roflcopterisstillaloser
keywords:
pw3ed, bitch, idiot, downvoter, piece of crap
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| ?Koolaid Bitch Stole My Fish |
niggatheif |
(3.75) |
2,238 |
2006-03-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
kabitchstolemynoogafish
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| ?Hanukkah is a celebration |
jake-spice |
(3.75) |
1,316 |
2006-05-13 |
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description:
Hanukkah is a celebration, bitches!
domain:
hanukkah
keywords:
hanukkah, celebration, bitches, kanye
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| ?Sideshow Bob Adresses Congress |
LambOftheDog |
(3.75) |
1,968 |
2006-05-22 |
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description:
sideshow bob adresses congress...bitches
domain:
sideshowbobadresses
keywords:
sideshow bob, adresses congress, chunk, adresses, congress, chunk adresses congress
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| ?bob saget |
MrJizay |
(3.75) |
2,035 |
2006-06-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
betterasksomeone
keywords:
bob saget, my best friend, bitch, rap,
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| ?fat emo bitch tori |
restinlament666 |
(3.75) |
1,370 |
2006-06-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
myspacesuicidetoriface
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| ?Epic Chuck Norris Maneuver |
bmorrisj |
(3.75) |
3,442 |
2006-07-01 |
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description:
Chuck Norri's bitch slap
domain:
epicchuckslap
keywords:
chuck norris slap epic
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| ?hows it taste |
Kuoxasar |
(3.75) |
1,103 |
2006-08-27 |
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description:
mmm mmm bitch
domain:
howsittastebee
keywords:
Samuel L. Jackson, How's it taste, bee, flower, beer, Dave Chapelle
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| ?Indisputable evidence God DOES EXIST |
xatmo92 |
(3.75) |
3,902 |
2006-09-07 |
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description:
Everybody shut the f*ck up debating God already. This is YTMND. I will, however, debate which riff featuring a backwards gallop is the best. This is my entry.
domain:
annihilationofthedebate
keywords:
proof, god, does, exist, Karl, Sanders, Nile, fucking, beast, metal, bitch
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| ?Look Up, Charlie |
davedevil16 |
(3.75) |
1,883 |
2006-09-22 |
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description:
Looks like someone was touring Sydney and got on the wrong flight...Charlie seems pleased though
domain:
lookup
keywords:
total fag, queer bitch, fruity mcgaygay, lost, charlie, look up, locke
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| ?Move Bitch, Get in the Rain |
skull2700 |
(3.75) |
2,166 |
2006-09-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
movebitchrain
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| ?Fuhgedabouda Fish Biscuit |
avngingandbright |
(3.75) |
3,474 |
2006-12-05 |
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description:
Sopranos + fishbiscuit. I know it was obvious. gimme a break, i beseech you
domain:
testestststetets
keywords:
sdhsd, sorapnos, ths site f*cking sucks, teste stest eteseste st testes, that bitch from third rock from the sun weighed like 230 pounds but she sure had some big old tatties
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| ?Mumble Happyfeet Can't Stay |
captainsiberia |
(3.75) |
1,338 |
2007-01-23 |
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description:
Happyfeet gets his sh*t totally ruined! Cause he got all c*cky, like, "I'm Mumble Happyfeet, bitch! I can stay wherever I want to!" But then they came along and said, "You, Mumble Happyfeet, must GO!" Owned
domain:
mumblemustgo
keywords:
mumble, happyfeet
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| ?Quark is a .... |
woMan71 |
(3.75) |
4,750 |
2007-02-08 |
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description:
Your average site. Nothing too special. Might as well 1 this bitch.
domain:
deputy
keywords:
quark,ds9,odo,deep,space,nine,star,trek,
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| ?(nsfw) Big Black moves a bitch! |
PowellSk8er |
(3.75) |
2,322 |
2007-06-21 |
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description:
Big Black protects Rob Dyrdek from an *ssh*le security gaurd.
domain:
BigBlackMovesABitch
keywords:
big, black, move, bitch, get, out, the ,way, rob, dyrdek
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| ?I Get High In The Evening...... |
askewsme |
(3.75) |
2,303 |
2007-10-06 |
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description:
Often misheard lyric to the song The Bitch is Back by Sir Elton John
domain:
gethighintheevening
keywords:
Elton John Farts Bitch
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| ?Link Spanks His Bitch |
Lenoh |
(3.75) |
2,403 |
2008-01-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
linksmacksivy
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| ?(nsfw) Does he look like a bitch? |
hellojesus |
(3.75) |
3,624 |
2008-02-20 |
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description:
Don't play guess who with this motherf*cker
domain:
doeshelooklike
keywords:
plup fiction, guess who, bitch, does he look like one
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| ?Smack My Aruuuugh Up |
k0mputer |
(3.75) |
2,888 |
2008-02-28 |
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description:
Aruuugh?
domain:
aruuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
keywords:
,Smack,My,Bitch,Up,Aruuuugh,Home Improvement,Prodigy,Matrix,
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