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French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

brunel

Epstein,Jean-Luc Brunel,Brunel,Elite,Royals,Clinton,Picard,suicide,Jean-Luc,Prostitute

ok this is the last one for today... gotta thank everblink5 for this fun idea and for the suggestion someone gave me....

MUDKIPWALLET

mudkip girl capital one

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nineelevencapitalism

9/11,911,capitalism,terrorist,wtc,sept 11,

invest in gold or this old guy will make you feel less american..pff

goldgoldgold

goldine,rosalind capital,gordon liddy,lady gaga,facebook,myspace

<3

BCE

Capital Dicks

DON'T DICK AROUND: THIS IS CONSUMER CULTURE. F*CK YEAH.

bfsb

AMERICA, AWESOME, SERIOUS BUSINESS, F*CK YEAH, BLACK FRIDAY, WAL-MART, COOL, CAPITALISM, F*CK

What's In Your Wallet?

SpadeNo

David Spade, Capital One, No

YTMND Needs you! Voat EVILPENGUIN THIS YEAR to say NO to COMMIES, JAPs, NAZIs, and ALL OTHER FORMS OF GOVERNMENT BESIDES GLOBAL CAPITALISM!

americanpenguin

capitalist evilpenguin moderator

The tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch catches your attention

TCBCRCATCHESATTENTION

tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch, tender crisp, tender, crisp, bacon, cheddar, ranch, large, capital, letters, large capital letters, capital letters

I used this in my states and capital fads which can be found here: http://statefads.ytmnd.com/

niggasbitch

nigga stole my bitch lohan facial expressions

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nowthatsred

communist, commie, pinko, red, soviet, nazi, anthem, nazis suck, rule, commies rule, capitalism, captitalism sucks

Typing Like DaveTheRave Is Very Funny Because He Begins Every Word With A Capital Letter.

episode

America's Got Talent

John Carlson owns Canada in the 2010 WJHC.

RAHJC

John Carlson, Washington Capitals, USA, America

Run, because it's Godzilla with kick*ssold school music and big capital letters like a REAL ytmnd.

itsgodzilla

Godzilla,tokyo,city,Oh noes, we're screwed

The Raccoons is an old cartoon that pushed environmentalism and in a way, anti-capitalism. Mr. Burns has nothing on Cyril Sneer

raccoons

King's Landing is the largest city on the continent of Westeros and is the capital of the Seven Kingdoms. It is located on the east coast of the continent, on the northern banks of the Blackwater Rush as it flows out into Blackwater Bay, and is built around three tall hills. The city is not located within the borders of any of the former independent kingdoms. The surrounding area, informally known as the Crownlands, are directly controlled from the city under the authority of the King on the Iron Throne.

kingslanding

ASOIAF, Westeros, Game of Thrones

lol

xfdcaps

lol caps

Darth Vaders first job at Capital One.

Vadercapitalone

Darth Vader,noooooo

All relevant speeches in one ytmnd, slightly edited into a political speech. Included is the intro and his speech about marxism, the new deal and altruism. The original video was made by myself, too, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbI7gxxbYpo

altruism

bioshock, andrew ryan, individualism, collectivism, altruism, capitalism

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epwama

Looks like bullsh*t and capitalism at its finest.

still02me

america f*ck yeah, 9/11, 9-11, 911, wtc, twin towers, ground 0, f*ck bush, illuminati

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moskaustalin

moskau, communist, stalin, red, lenin,

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fuckcapitalism

Ham is good for you.Also,current ads sucks.

hamcapitalismcampain

ham,health,capitalism,marketing,oh yeah

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enjoycapitalism

enjoy, capitalism, RATM

Sometimes life hands you lemons and a bad hip

gaborikoopsie

gaborik, capitals, rangers, playoffs, nhl

People will downvote this because I said "Oregon" wrong again.

government

states, United States, America, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Senate, House

A combination of Lost and Nine Inch Nails' new song.

lockepushedthebutton

Lost, Nine Inch Nails, NIN, Capital G

In Soviet Russia, Karl Marx googles YOU! And yes, I know I'm two years late, so what?

secretcommunistgoogle

Adam Smith, Karl Marx, capitalism, communism, google