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volumeslider

Epic DBZ domain grab

spiritbomb

spirit bomb,goku,dragon ball z

These recent up & comings scared everyone away.

ytmndtrolls

ghosts

INTREPID DOMAIN GRAB while protesting the assholes who destroyed YouTube! partyy mouse came to YTMND because YouTube couldn't stand up to copyfraud strikes on videos!!!! Another reason for Suzanne activism to worship letsago's partyy mouse character!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WarnerMusicGroup

partyy mouse,letsago,suzanne,supremo,intrepdity,Intrepid YTMND Alliance,gangsta rap

Take life one day at a time That's what a wise man said to me. He said, "Life, in all it's complexity Is the ultimate test for you and me." When you walk holding your head up high For the masters watching you from the sky I know not what trouble lies ahead Before you fight, use your head.

thelastdragon

80s, karate, music,movie

Chopper goes up to some stormtroopers and wave his arms and makes "wub wub" noises."

C1-10P

star wars,rebels,chopper

yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

openupthepit

had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said "violence for violence is the rule of beasts" and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard

ripharambe

harambe,death

is uh to pull up maps

keysopendoorskeyskeysopendoors

This is a song I made up on the spot about tits ruling the universe with god powers.

ruledbytitsohyeah

tits,god,universe,galaxy,rule,extremism,lol,stupid,objectively dumb

C'mon Max

waitingformax

You probably expected "They look like a Deal-Dough" but I decided to change things up a bit

hauntings

LOL!,VOTE 5

Chillin' with a hair tie, No makeup, with some sweatpants on You know I can always be that guy You can think about me all night long But I think you need something to think of me Something that will keep you warm And show you we can be more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my... When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning And when you walk the halls See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it Said this may be the start of something new Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do... ...is more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my And you can wear my sweatshirt And I don't want you to be cold So you can wear my... So you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my ...sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my...

JacobYo

sweat shirt,trash,music,twist,jacob,satornous,puberty,jacob sartorius

Backing up some all time favorites, but I can't remember them all. Give me some suggestions and I'll add those in.

ytmndarchive

YTMND,archive,back,it,up,before,it's,too,late

beatingadeadhorseoff is up to something bad, I know it.

populationwatch

ssj4vegeta,YTMND,beatingadeadhorseoff

yeah i left the whole part about paintballs in partly out of laziness, partly out of it would be funny if gr33nscr33n shot up umfolds truck with paint balls

umfoldgreenscreen

Umfold,Gr33nscr33n

Kill yo selves Hil voters

Donnyboi

Trump,Election,2016,Hilary,Yay

Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

VOTE 5

Lets blow all our cash on YTMND!

blowmybonusonytmnd

sponsorships

Melvin Upton blowing on a dickbutt

themelvinmeme

Melvin Upton,Dickbutt

taking me out of my dreams you opened it up and you have to close it cant kill your way out of it

carlasimmons

dreams, ,headphones,forest,carla,simmons,drgreysucks

Halloween's coming up fast! Lets see some spooky ytmnds! A booooooo

castlemax

max,ytmnd is dead,halloween

all you need to do is give me two million dollars. or if your are not up to the challenge you can quite easily pass the challenge onto one of your friends.

giveme2milliondollars

money,craigslist,hotels,youtube,facebook,google,aquarius,2milliondollarchallenge,ebay,yahoo

The part in X-Men: Apocalypse where Tom Hanks wakes up and realizes the entire X-Men franchise was all a dream. He exhales and wipes away the night sweats from his forehead and exclaims, 'Oh thank Christ, it wasn't real. It was all some sort of terrible dream.' He then looks at a photo Colin Hanks on his night stand and sighs to himself, 'Too bad my son being a massive disappointment and failure isn't a dream too. Maybe next time.' He closes his eyes and goes back to bed and the intro to Hey Dude suddenly begins.

wolverDREAMS

HEY, DUUUUUUDE

Why am i up

betweenspaces

creepy,horror,weird,insomnia,horror

Wrestle Gymz™ VI: Low Blow™

wrestlegymzvilowblow

Wrestle Gymz™ VI: Low Blow™

Mmmm, what can beat that delicious aroma in the morning? What better way to be woken up?

bestpartofwakingup

Coffee,Waking Up,Morning,Folger's,Tourettes

The Dobe. Six Dobe Pinschers trained to commit the most incredible caper ever conceived. The Dobe: Six savage Dobies with a thirst for cold cash that leaves banks bone-dry. The Dobe: Bonnie and Clyde, Babyface Nelson, Ma Barker, Pretty Boy Floyd, John Dillinger. They ain't in it for the dobe biscuits. High-tailin' it to their hideout. Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks. Clockwork canines: trained to rip-off banks with mechanical dobe, and rip up anybody who gets in their way. See The Dobe bite the long-arm of the law. The Dobe

dobie

dobe

i don't know if you'll forgive me For being so blind To how you felt Don't ask me why i couldn't see it It might take years to figure out And thats not something i know much about But theres one way to find out Yeah,yeah,yeah What i know is that i hurt you oh What i know is that i suck And what i know is that i'm sorry What i know is that i'm a Loser,yeah What i know is i Screwed up And that i never earned your trust And what i know is everything i touch Just turns to Dust

whatiknow

degrassi

Everybody get ready and get into gear, the Degrassi sensation, the one and only, The Zits are here Everybody wants something, they'll neber give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up. Everybody face up to the facts as they are, Dedication is hard but, you'll be somebody and you will go far. Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up.

everybodywantssomething

degrassi