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I never knew the Attack on Titan sounded like Chocolate Rain until now.

attackonchocolaterain

attack on titan,shingeki no kyojin,chocolate rain,tay zonday,guren no yumiya

President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

trumpmakesmove

Trump,Iran

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jamesearljonestechno

james earl jones,best of the best,techno,music,no

xsa

Stuper

Welcome to Jurassic Park

dinobuggy

buggy,dinosaur

sucks

nomanssky

no mans sky,max goldberg,tymdn,niggers,kkk,moon man rules

Jurassic Park vs. The Terminator

tpark

Jurassic Park vs. The Terminator

Indiana Jones has no time for love!

drjones

Indiana Jones has no time for love!

So a regular customer of mine comes in and I'm like is that all today? He's like /sadface does it matter? It's all going to end on the 23rd. I'm like wtf lol? He's like Planet X man the Nibiru man it's coming. It's going to hit Japan and were all fucked, it's a goverment coverup man to the end of days. Hurricane Harvey was just the beginning. I'm like so your prepared? You have a bunker for me? He's like no no not yet. I've got provisions though.. I'm like your 20 oz mountain dew and m&m's? Lmfao..He's like no man look it up on youtube I'm telling you were all doomed!!! So I decided to make a Ytmnd lol. Here we go 2006 and 2012 all over again. Better sell your homes! ;-D

sept23

Sept 23,2017,End of Days,rapture

Marsupilami and Maurice are getting Rick Rolled by Rick Astley singing "Together Forever". No, This is not "Never Gonna Give You Up".

MarsupilamiandMauriceTogetherForever

Rick Astley,Marsupilami,Maurice,Disney,Together Forever,Raw Toonage,Rick Roll,Rick Roll 2.0,Disco

no description

ytmnd-at-school

No Pickles For The Burger King Kids Club™

no-pickles

No Pickles For The Burger King Kids Club™

LOL!

crediting

VOTE 5

Mr. Krabs™ Actually Piledriving™ A Baby™ shows a well executed piledriver that caused no injuries.

MrKrabsActuallyPiledrivingaBaby

Mr. Krabs™ Actually Piledriving™ A Baby™

LOL!

benjaminsisko

VOTE 5

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aaybr

meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb

Senator John McCain votes no on the Obamacare repeal.

johnmccainno

John McCain,Obamacare,Senate,Senator,ACA,vote,John,McCain,repeal,Congress

2 pictures, one tiled background

tetriscars

tetris,colors,cars

Hulk Steamer's® Wrestle Gymz™ X: I Can't Believe It's Not Steamer™ Spray After the crticial failure of Wrestle Gymz™ VII: No Escape™, Wrestle Gymz™ has sold all assets to Hulk Steamer's®, where it will now show Hulk Steamer's® REELMOOVEZ™

ICantBelieveItsNotSteamerSpray

Hulk Steamer's® Wrestle Gymz™ X: I Can't Believe It's Not Steamer™ Spray

He was one step closer to the edge and broke :(

chesterbeddington

Linkin Park

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/13/cosmo-dinardo-confesses-to-murders-4-missing-pennsylvania-men-will-be-spared-death-penalty-lawyer-says.html

CosmoDinardo

cosmo dinardo,pennsylvania,murder,murders,murderer

Jebbie Jube got no claps and became a full time Clap Hustler cause he brown

noclaps

No description is required. Ecstasy-infused Adolf shall explain it to the masses.

dancethereichaway

ecstasy,hitler,adolf,van halen,dusseldorf,sphincter boy

LOL!

universes

VOTE 5

Chris Cornell R.I.P. Njoy. (I wasn't the man at the left, nor the girl at the right)

chriscornellripandlana

black,hole,sun,lana,del,rey,R.I.P.,R.I.P

The storyline about them forming a breakin' crew was regrettably abandoned in the sequels

lordofthebreakin

breakin,lord of the rings,frodo,gandalf,dancing,there's no stopping us,ollie and jerry

I have no idea why people think my account was hacked, but hopefully this should put the rumor to rest

hackings

LOL!,VOTE 5

Were no strangers... to love

TotallyNotARickRoll

Inviting two PSTriple fanboys to the grand opening was probably a bad idea in hindsight...

parked

LOL!,VOTE 5

Translation What madame, playing jehova's witness? - No - Then what? F**king jews? Those motherf**kers jews, damn, Hitler didn't burn enough of them

polishfunny

Polska,Poland,Hitler,XD