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Indiana Jones has no time for love!

drjones

Indiana Jones has no time for love!

So a regular customer of mine comes in and I'm like is that all today? He's like /sadface does it matter? It's all going to end on the 23rd. I'm like wtf lol? He's like Planet X man the Nibiru man it's coming. It's going to hit Japan and were all fucked, it's a goverment coverup man to the end of days. Hurricane Harvey was just the beginning. I'm like so your prepared? You have a bunker for me? He's like no no not yet. I've got provisions though.. I'm like your 20 oz mountain dew and m&m's? Lmfao..He's like no man look it up on youtube I'm telling you were all doomed!!! So I decided to make a Ytmnd lol. Here we go 2006 and 2012 all over again. Better sell your homes! ;-D

sept23

Sept 23,2017,End of Days,rapture

Marsupilami and Maurice are getting Rick Rolled by Rick Astley singing "Together Forever". No, This is not "Never Gonna Give You Up".

MarsupilamiandMauriceTogetherForever

Rick Astley,Marsupilami,Maurice,Disney,Together Forever,Raw Toonage,Rick Roll,Rick Roll 2.0,Disco

no description

ytmnd-at-school

No Pickles For The Burger King Kids Club™

no-pickles

No Pickles For The Burger King Kids Club™

LOL!

crediting

VOTE 5

Mr. Krabs™ Actually Piledriving™ A Baby™ shows a well executed piledriver that caused no injuries.

MrKrabsActuallyPiledrivingaBaby

Mr. Krabs™ Actually Piledriving™ A Baby™

LOL!

benjaminsisko

VOTE 5

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb

Senator John McCain votes no on the Obamacare repeal.

johnmccainno

John McCain,Obamacare,Senate,Senator,ACA,vote,John,McCain,repeal,Congress

2 pictures, one tiled background

tetriscars

tetris,colors,cars

Hulk Steamer's® Wrestle Gymz™ X: I Can't Believe It's Not Steamer™ Spray After the crticial failure of Wrestle Gymz™ VII: No Escape™, Wrestle Gymz™ has sold all assets to Hulk Steamer's®, where it will now show Hulk Steamer's® REELMOOVEZ™

ICantBelieveItsNotSteamerSpray

Hulk Steamer's® Wrestle Gymz™ X: I Can't Believe It's Not Steamer™ Spray

He was one step closer to the edge and broke :(

chesterbeddington

Linkin Park

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/13/cosmo-dinardo-confesses-to-murders-4-missing-pennsylvania-men-will-be-spared-death-penalty-lawyer-says.html

CosmoDinardo

cosmo dinardo,pennsylvania,murder,murders,murderer

Jebbie Jube got no claps and became a full time Clap Hustler cause he brown

noclaps

No description is required. Ecstasy-infused Adolf shall explain it to the masses.

dancethereichaway

ecstasy,hitler,adolf,van halen,dusseldorf,sphincter boy

LOL!

universes

VOTE 5

Chris Cornell R.I.P. Njoy. (I wasn't the man at the left, nor the girl at the right)

chriscornellripandlana

black,hole,sun,lana,del,rey,R.I.P.,R.I.P

The storyline about them forming a breakin' crew was regrettably abandoned in the sequels

lordofthebreakin

breakin,lord of the rings,frodo,gandalf,dancing,there's no stopping us,ollie and jerry

I have no idea why people think my account was hacked, but hopefully this should put the rumor to rest

hackings

LOL!,VOTE 5

Were no strangers... to love

TotallyNotARickRoll

Inviting two PSTriple fanboys to the grand opening was probably a bad idea in hindsight...

parked

LOL!,VOTE 5

Translation What madame, playing jehova's witness? - No - Then what? F**king jews? Those motherf**kers jews, damn, Hitler didn't burn enough of them

polishfunny

Polska,Poland,Hitler,XD

Nipples Nipples Everywhere by Philoneus Chesterpot Nipples nipples everywhere Nipples nipples in my hair What the hell is it doing there? Better not be in my underwear For when people see, they might not care For my playing around with it down there It might just be too much to bear Having them there, locked in a stare No, such a thing would not be fair I would not even try to dare Nipples nipples everywhere No, nipples nipples, only on a large chest bare

nipplesnippleseverywhere

Emperor Tiberius: “Has it ever occurred to you, mother, that it’s you they hate and not me?” Livia: “There is nothing in this world that occurs to you that has not occurred to me first. That is the affliction I live with.” Sejanus: “If he’s profoundly loved, he’s also profoundly dead. No harm in loving the dead. Everyone’s loved when he’s dead.” Livia: “I wouldn’t count on that if I were you." -I, Claudius

YTMNDNeedsBraces

noogies

she scream for no reason

milliscream

milli,cat,scream,frog,why,yelling

I came across it on an image hosting site a while back , but no explanation of its meaning was anywhere to be found. It's haunted me ever since. If anyone knows what it represents, or is able identify the green-clothed figure, please leave a comment. Thanks :I

mysterioustrumpphoto

trump,ufo

myhomepage

LOL! KHANTMND: Best fad ever now and in the future and even in futures created by people a long time ago who had no idea what the future was actually going to be like

jetson

VOTE 5

Maybe

YesAndNooo

Vader,Why not